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Description: Is there something better than a loving wife? ...Nope!
[START]
Wife: "I'm back honey!!!"
Wife: "Hope I didn't make you wait for too long there."
Wife: "Oh I was at your boss's office."
Wife: "Yeah, I had a chat with them."
Wife: "To cut a long story short, I scared them, told them off for how horribly they've been treating you, so I forced them to give you a 6-month vacation immediately."
Wife: "What?"
Wife: "You can say that all you want, but the bags under your eyes tell a different story."
Wife: "You're overworked and they don't even acknowledge all the things you're doing for them."
Wife: "And it certainly doesn't help that you don't go to sleep when you're tired."
Wife: "I know darling, you want to spend time with me."
Wife: "I appreciate that you want to give it you're all for this relationship 24/7, but we can't always operate at a 100%."
Wife: "So how about you accept that you can only go at 30% right now and let me help you?"
Sound of her giving the listener two gentle kisses.
Wife: "Good, now I'm gonna massage you in a nice hot tub, how does that sound?"
Wife: "Excellent, you'll feel at ease in no time, ready to take a looong nap in the bed."
Sound of them walking over to the bathroom.
Wife: "Alright, you just strip while I get the temperature right."
Sound of her turning on the water, letting the tub fill up.
Wife: "Looking good~"
Wife: "Okay, now it's my turn sexy!"
Sound of her undressing and sitting down in the tub.
Wife: "Hop on in!"
Sound of the listener climbing in and sitting down.
Wife: "No it's fine, you're not too heavy."
Wife: Scoffs. "You're not fat!!"
Wife: "If anything you concern me sometimes with how little you eat!"
Wife: "Now I'm going to wash your hair first and then I give you that massage?"
Wife: Giggles. "You think I could work at a spa?"
Wife: "Well the only one I'm interested in spoiling is...you."
Sounds of her opening a shampoo bottle, squirting some on her hand, and then massaging it into the listener's hair.
Wife: Laughs. "Someone's enjoying themself!"
Wife: "So now 6 months of relaxing are before you, and you know what that means right?"
Wife: "Well...yes, you're right that we're going to cuddle countless times, but that wasn't what I was going to say."
Wife: "I was about to say that I'm gonna lock all work-related stuff in your study and then hide the key!!"
Wife: Laughs. "Yeah it's a bit extreme, but I want to make this vacation count for something."
Sounds of her rinsing the shampoo out of the listener's hair.
Wife: "It'll be like one giant trip to the spa!"
Wife: "Alright, that's enough water."
Sounds of the running water end as she stops it.
Wife: "Oh don't worry, you'll get the chance to give me some spoiling as well."
Wife: "But you're first on the spoiling block."
Sounds of her opening another bottle and squirting some on her hands, rubbing it slowly all over the listener's body.
Wife: "Now to wash and massage the rest of you, all in one."
A few minutes of silence, as just the sounds of the massage and water can be heard.
Sound of her giving the listener a soft kiss on their right ear.
Wife: "You're barely awake now so let's get you in bed."
Sounds of them getting out of the tub as she lets the water drain.
Wife: "Nope, I'm gonna dry you."
Wife: "That way I can get my hands all over you~"
Wife: Giggles. "Just kidding...kinda."
Sounds of her going all over the listener with a towel.
Wife: "There we are, one sleeping cutie ready for bed."
Wife: "I just quickly need to dry myself."
Sounds of her drying herself.
Wife: "Ababab! no clothes, we're heading straight for bed."
Sounds of them walking over to the bedroom, getting into bed.
Wife: "Now just lie your head on my chest."
Wife: "Nice and snug?"
Wife: "Good, then let's head off to sleep."
She gives the listener a kiss.
Sounds of her playing with the listener's hair as she starts softly humming.
Audio slowly fades out as she continues to hum.
[END]
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