Context: You're a simple person. You have your farm, you make enough to get by in the unprecedented wake of the Renaissance. Even with all of these new ideas, you know that gods and demigods exist. You've never met one before, but you're certain you'd recognize one if they fell into your yard. Right?

Setting: Your farm/the Hall of the Gods

Tags: [M4A][Strangers to Lovers][Yandere God Speaker][Human Listener][Greek Mythos Inspired][Flirting][Reverse Comfort][Spicy][Smarmy God][God of War][Conniving/Clever][Concubine/Pet][CW: Spicy Language and Implications]

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[Scene opens within a little home sometime in the Renaissance]

[SFX: Nighttime ambiance, the occasional baying of farm animals, etc.]

[You lie in your bed, deep in the night, listening to the farm animals nap nearby, when:]

[SFX: A harsh thud and a man crying out in pain]

“Agh, kss! Damnit all, my leg!”

[SFX: A bed creaking and then hurried footsteps outside]

[You race outside and see a built man sitting nearby, rubbing his ankle. He looks up at you, down, then back again, startled]

“Oh! Do forgive me, Mortal, I did not mean to wake you. I fell from my chariot, you see.”

[Pause]

“You’d like to see the injury? Very well…”

[He lets you take a look and you tell him that it’s more than likely just sprained]

“Sprained, hmm? Well, I thank you for the medical prognosis, Mortal.”

[Pause?]

“Why do I keep calling you Mortal? Because you are.”

[Pause]

[He laughs]

“Am I not as well? Silly. I am Deimos, god of war. And you?”

[You roll your eyes and introduce yourself. He wouldn’t be the first drunk that wandered onto your farm]

“A lovely name… Ah? Oh! Oh my, I didn’t expect you to be able to lift me! You’re quite strong for a Mortal!”

[Pause]

“Ohhh, a farmer, I see, I see. Aha, we’re going into your cozy little home, are we? Well, it’s not my ideal seduction scenario, but…”

[He grunts as you set him down in a chair and get some medical supplies]

“Hmm. You know, I don’t think I’ve ever met a mortal that was so…unimpacted by my divine splendor. Do you already have a spouse?”

[Pause]

“No? A lover?”

[Pause]

“No? Well… do you, perhaps… act as a concubine for a god? Do you belong to one of my brothers or sisters?”

[Pause]

“You belong to no one…? Hmmm. Interesting. Ah! Oh, you don’t need to wrap my ankle so tightly, love. It'll heal up just fine in no time.”

[Pause?]

“Food or water? I appreciate your kindness, Mortal but, really, I’m quite alright. I’d feel just awful if I didn’t repay you somehow.”

[Pause]

“Don’t need repayment, hm? You are a challenge, my friend. Fortunately, I do love a good challenge… You seem like you might need your shoulders rubbed, or perhaps I could use my hands to…”

[Pause!]

[He chuckles, dodging the spoon you chuck at him]

“Feisty! Rrgh, you’re getting me all worked up, Mortal! And I do get to be… troublesome if I hang around you randy little things for too long. Why do you think there are so many demigods, hmmmmmm? Oh, not from me, no! I’m not much of a…eugh, child person. They make things so complicated.”

[Pause]

“Am I trying to seduce you? Oh love, no. I am expertly succeeding at seducing you.”

[SFX: A light thud as the Listener slaps the table and gestures for him to leave]

“Ooh, ordering me to get out? Hmhmhm… Very well. But, will you humor me with one more little quirk of mine? You see, I do love betting… so I say we flip a coin to decide.”

[Pause?]

“To decide what?”

[“Deimos” smiles but there’s a touch of malice behind it]

“If it’s heads, then you are mine. My concubine or pet or… whatever term you prefer…”

[Pause]

“And if it is tails? Then you have a god at your disposal eternally, my beautiful friend. Come now, if you really believe that I am an ordinary man, how could I force you to be mine if I win, hm? You hefted me about like I was a calf, hmhm. And if I lose, well, free labor.”

[Pause]

[His smile broadens and he holds out a coin, thumb poised to flip it]

“What do you have to lose, my beauty…? Go on. Roll the odds.”

[Despite yourself, despite all common sense, something tempts you. Warm and insidious, slithering about your groin and under your heart]

[...]

[“Deimos” chuckles and crooks a finger under your chin]

“Hmhmhm, brave mortal… Come, let me tilt your head up just a touch so I can see those eyes… Ahh, lovely. Now, are you prepared?”

[Pause]

“Then let us see what the sisters of Fates decide.”

[SFX: A coin being flipped and rattling about on the table before it settles]

[...]

“Heads it is. Well, then, my new mortal pet.”

[He stands easily, no care given to his ankle, and picks you up princess-style]

“Allow me to carry you over the proverbial threshold like one of your little princesses you all adore so much.”

[You go to fight him off, kick him, do anything, but instead are greeted by a bright flash of light]

**[Scene transitions to the Hall of the Gods]*\*

[SFX: Ethereal BG music, if possible]

[When your eyes adjust, you find yourself clinging to Deimos and observing the Hall of the Gods in all of its splendor]

“Here we are. Hmhm. Home sweet home. Hm? Mortal, you’re holding tightly to me already? Do you not want me to court you first? Not that I mind… I have all the time in the world for pleasure.”

[Pause?!]

“Who am I? Aha, love, I told you already. I am Deimos, the god of war. And you, my sweet, belong to me, now.”

[Pause?]

“Hmhm, I told you, Mortal. If I guessed the coin toss correctly, you’d be mine. If you did, I would be at your disposal. The coin was heads.”

[Pause!]

[He laughs, not letting you down from his arms]

“Oooh, I do love them feisty! Accusing me of cheating! Well… you’re not wrong, hmhm. Between you and I…”

[He leans down and whispers in your ear]

“I was going to take you anyway…”

[Pause]

“Hmhm… welcome home, my new little toy. I’ll do my best to not break you.”

[To be continued]