[Adoring] Gosh, you look precious all bundled up.

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Why is it so cold in here? The air conditioner is broken.

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Why don't I turn it off? I can’t. Because it’s broken.

Don’t worry. Somebody will be out to fix it later.

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[Sweet] Aww, I’m sorry, sweetheart. I know you’re cold, but we can’t go outside to warm up. It’s just not the right time. We’re not really ready for that step yet.

[Thoughtful] You’re already cuddled up in a blanket, but I guess that’s not enough. [Cheerful] I’ll make you some hot chocolate, okay? Marshmallows and everything.

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Here you go! It’s kind of fun, right? Like a cozy winter day in the middle of summer.

[Pause]

[Worried] You’re still shivering. What if…?

[Pause]

Sorry, I’m just thinking. I wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable, but well, you already look pretty uncomfortable right now. I mean, you’re shivering.

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[Flirty] What if we huddled together for warmth? It’s the best way for two people to warm up, and I wouldn’t want you freezing to death.

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[Teasing] Just like this. [Whispered] Better?

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[Pouting/sullen] I’m not manipulating you. Why do you always assume the worst about me?

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If I wanted cuddles, I could have just asked? Would you have said yes?

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It’s just that the last time I asked for something I wanted, you didn’t just say no. You were mad at me. So that makes it harder for me to ask for what I want.

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You seriously don’t remember?

It was when I asked if I could kill your ex.

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I know you never technically broke up with them, but I’m your [girlfriend/boyfriend] now. Besides, you’ve been missing for six months. They’ve moved on.

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Mmhm. They’ve been dating and everything. If I were them, I wouldn’t give up on you. I would hunt you to the ends of the Earth. But I guess they’re just not loyal like I am.

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[Sullen] I still can’t believe you’re this upset about just the idea of me slitting their throat. [Cute, vulnerable] It makes me really insecure, you know?

I’m the one who’s here, in your arms, warming you up. Doesn’t that count for anything?

[Pause]

Okay, yeah, I’m the one who turned up the AC but…do you really mind all that much? Being cuddled up with me feels nice, doesn’t it? Magical. [Teasing] Like Christmas. And you’re my present.