Summary: Your best friend texted you, asking you to meet them at a bar down town. Something seems to be off and your suspisions are confirmed when they ask you for a favour. They need a fake fiance to go with them to their cousins wedding.

AOK to monetize and make changes to gender some minor add libs as long as you give credit.Since youtube frowns on people linking back to Reddit, you can instead offer listeners a link to my youtube channel

(Kindly forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes above and below. English is my second language and I'm learning ^^)

Script:

*Bar ambience*

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Oh, there you are, hi!

*Speaker hugs listener*

This is a nice change of scenary. Can't believe we've never been here before. It's nice.

And you... ehm... Look like you've been here for some time? I thought I would be the early one.

I mean; you look like you've had a few.

Is everything ok? Your text was a bit cryptic I must say. 'I need to talk to you'. Nothing good usually comes from conversations that start with that...

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So... what's up?

Oh, yeah. You told me. Your whole family is traveling there for your cusins wedding right? Are you exited?

Fuck no? Yikes. Do I need a coctail for this conversation?

Bothes well...

Hey... Can I have whatever my friend here is having? Thank you.

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So; shoot.

*laughs*

I'm not going to down ' a few shots' first. Come on. Quit being dramatic and tell me.

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*pause as listener tells you*

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Sooo... let me get this straight. You told your mom that you're engaged... And that your fiance is coming with you to the wedding.. When you're single...and not dating anyone.

And you did this to get your mom of your back..?

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What. a. mess... Can't you back out? Tell her that you broke up or something?

I really don't see a solution to this. Unless you want to tell her the truth.

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No?

Ugghhh... This is not going to end well.

So. What is your grand plan? Tinder? Facebook marketplace? Newspaper ad?

*Looking for a fake fiance* should get you in contact with some interesting people.

Are you going to do auditions for the most qualified?

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What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

*short pause*

*speaker realises*

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No... Oh no. That's not happening.

I'm not going to pretend to be your fiance. Not happening.

Because! One; it's wrong. Two; they'll see right through it. three;.... just no!

I'm voting for an ad.

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Noooo.... Don't pull the best friend card... That's cruel...

Uggghhh.... You're right. I do need shots for this. And you're paying.

How on earth would we even do this?

I'll so regret this...

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Yes, it does mean that I'm in.

To be continued...