Summary; a sweet, intimate moment with your spouse where you're getting ready to go to bed.

AOK to monetize and make changes to gender some minor add libs as long as you give credit.Since youtube frowns on people linking back to Reddit, you can instead offer listeners a link to my youtube channel

(Kindly forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes above and below. English is my second language and I'm learning ^^)

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*knocking on bathroom door*

*sounds of teeth brushing*

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Hi bubba, Are you just brushing your teeth?

Do you mind if I come in and take of my make-up? I'm dying to take it off.

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Thank you.

*Kiss*

Oohh, minty kiss. Love it.

*water running*

Have you ever thought about why they don't really make toothpaste in any other flavours?

*sound of teethbrushing stops*

Don't look at me like that. I can't be the only one who thought about this. Think about it! Kids get toothpaste in all these different flavour; Strawberry, raspberry, peach... And we only get mint.

I know I'm not a child. But that doesn't mean that I can't enjoy a different falovour than mint ever once in a while. What about like watermelon? It's fresh and sweet at the same time.

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Well... I would buy that.

Have you seen my... There it is.

Have you been stealing my cleanser again? There is like nothing in here. Babe.. It's really expensive.

Well, I like it. Sue me.

I know. It's a cleanser and it's litterly just taking of your make-up but still. Can't you treat yourself sometimes?

No, it's ok. We'll share.

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Can I check your WHAT now?

*laughs*

Ohh.. Jeez you scared me there.

Well, you just said; can you check my hole? I had no idea where you were going with that. I dunno, let's not go there.

Ok, let me see.

Your tooth looks fine to me but I'm not a dentist. Does it hurt? Then you should make an appointment. I can go with you if you want. I know how much you hate going to the dentist.

Well, If it is, they'll fix it.

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I know, it sucks. It eiher hurts like shit or you're left unable to speak or drink anything for hours after because of the numbing. But it's worth it.

Aww.. Stop.. It'l be ok.

*Kiss*

I promise.

*kiss*

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Let's talk about something nice.

Like.. What do you want to do tomorrow?

I don't know. Maybe we should just write down a whole bunch of random activites, put them in a bowl and pull one. And what ever it says; we'll do.

Doesn't that sound fun?

Or we can just drive around town, visit all the places where we went on our first dates. That would be fun too. Sehr romantique. I dunno; bad german/frensh and something else. I don't do accents.

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OK, great! So we have two days planned, sort of.

Yeah, I'm just going to brush my teeth and I'll join you.

Ok.

*kiss*