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[ ] = Added Sound Effect

* * = Silent Insert

{ } = Line Delivery

~ ~ = Emphasis

Sanitize Stress

(yawn)

(stretch)

Good morning, honey.

(yawn)

How long have you been up?

*listener answers*

I’m sorry, how long?

*listener repeats*

Yeah, I was worried you had said that. Sweetheart, it’s seven o’clock. On a Saturday. I know you didn’t get in bed until one-ish, which means you definitely did not get enough sleep last night.

*listener assures*

No honey, it’s not okay. You’re working yourself into an early grave for me. I’m practically watching you wither away!

*listener denies*

Sweetie, what’s this all about?

*listener dodges*

No, I know that something is eating away at you. So you’re getting right back into this bed, and you’re going to tell me all about it.

*listener speaks*

Yep, that’s an order. Lay down. I’ll be the big spoon.

[cloth rustles]

There. Now that I’ve got you in my clutches, it’ll be a little easier to coax some answers out of you. Before I go full investigator, do you want to simply tell me what’s wrong?

*listener denies*

Nothing’s wrong. Classic. Alright, but you asked for this.

*small pause*

So, we’ve been dating for what… nine months?

*listener confirms*

And I’m sure that when I met you, you weren’t this… well, there’s no nice way to say it. When I met you, you weren’t this broken. Something changed.

*small pause*

I think I give you plenty of affection. We eat healthy enough. And I make sure you drink some water every once in a while. So this shouldn’t be a physical condition.

*small pause*

I’m not seeing any symptoms of sickness.

*small pause*

Okay, here’s a long shot. Are you cheating on me?

*listener denies*

I’m not accusing you, honey. I know you love me. But I also know what a cheater looks like, and you share quite a few of the tendencies.

*small pause*

You’re definitely hiding something. That would explain the stress. But if I had to guess, I’d think you’re hiding something from yourself too. Thus why you keep working until you’re exhausted only to wake up and work again.

*small pause*

So, something that wasn’t overtly negative traumatized you in the last few months. Let’s think.

*small pause*

Was meeting my parents that bad?

*listener disagrees*

Right, you loved them. Well, was it-...

*small pause*

No, it’s got to be something that I wouldn’t suspect. Something that you’re deeply in denial with.

*small pause*

Sweetheart? Are you suffering because you’re financially dependent on me?

*listener denies*

That, “No” was a little too quick. And it would line up. You were fine three months ago. Before you moved in and quit your frankly, terrible job. I thought all the housework was just normal for you, but it wasn’t, was it?

*listener disagrees*

Oh my god, this is it. You don’t like being the house spouse. Or maybe you’re afraid of me perceiving you as a leech. So you’re working yourself to the bone. Not only to distract yourself, but also to make yourself more tactically valuable.

*listener speaks*

And I’m making it worse, aren’t I? Buying you gifts. Ordering you around. Hell, I took big spoon just now. I’ve been infantilizing you.

*listener denies*

Don’t deny it! I can see that-!

*small pause*

Oh my god, I just did it again.

*small pause*

I’m letting go of you now. You can stand up or stay laying down. It’s up to you.

*listener questions*

Yep, I’m taking a step back. Literally, and figuratively.

*listener speaks*

No sweetie, I…

*small pause*

I shouldn’t say no like that. It suggests that you’re wrong and that I know best. If you’d give me a moment, I can word my next thought very carefully.

(sigh)

Sweetheart. I love you. And I get very possessive over the things I love. I know you like it when I’m in charge. I know you like it when I dom you. But clearly, it’s taking a toll on your psyche. I probably can’t change my personality, and I doubt you’d want me to. But I can supplement some aspects of control for you every once in a while. So, I’m going to leave this room, and I’ll be back in a few minutes. Then, we’re going to take the first steps in fixing your ego.

*pause for movement*

[door opens]

Ta-da!

*small pause*

Well, do you like it?

*listener stares*

Hey, Earth To Slackjaw. You can wake up now.

*listener stutters*

Wow, I must look amazing if I’ve stunned you this hard. Now you know how I feel anytime I see you.

*listener speaks*

Okay, I think I might have blown up your brain by wearing this, so I’ll walk you through everything real quick. I, your loving partner, have dressed up in your maid outfit. In hindsight, the fact that I was being a little too dom was pretty obvious, wasn’t it? Anyway, I’m dressed up because today, I’m the one who’s going to be ordered around. I am going to wait on you, hand and foot.

*listener questions*

Really truly! I’ll even do it in an UwU voice if that’ll help.

*listener asks*

Why?

{jokingly}

Wewl, becwause I wove you vewy much, mastew!

(chuckle)

But really honey. I do love you. From now on, I need your subconscious to know that one, you aren’t a burden, and two, you have value, no matter what you do. If that means I have to act out a little power fantasy every once in a while, then that is a price I will happily pay.

*small pause*

Now, what’s first? I can make breakfast… wash you… we could parade me around outside… anything to get you in a better headspace.

*listener speaks*

You like the bath idea? Wonderful. But, warn me if you want to do something spicy. This maid dress is really tight on me, and I might break it if I move too quickly.

*pause for movement*

[bath tub filling]

Alright. This should be a pretty easy confidence combo! The bath will be relaxing, I get to serve you, and all the while I can shower you with compliments. Hopefully, chipping away at any body image issues. Great choice, honey.

*small pause*

I think we’ve got some scented candles around somewhere. I’ll go grab them.

*pause for candles*

Found them! Do you want Watermelon Waves or Sundown Scents?

*listener picks*

Great choice!

[lighter sparks]

And the bath is looking ready!

[tub filling stops]

Whenever you’re ready, you can undress and hop in.

*listener agrees*

We’ve only got one bath bomb, so there isn’t much of a decision here but still, enjoy!

[bath bomb fizzles]

Now, the maid is ready to please their Master. What would you like me to do first?

*listener speaks*

Hair first? Okay.

*small pause*

Let me rub the shampoo into your scalp.

[hair brushing]

You know, your hair is amazing.

*listener speaks*

Really, I mean it. I’m kind of jealous, honestly. From what I understand, all you do is wash through it every once in a while, and it’s still so healthy. I have an eighteen-step process, and I still don’t get that natural glow you do.

[brushing stops]

There, we should leave that in for a bit. What’s next?

*listener speaks*

Work my way down? Great.

*small pause*

Warm washcloth for your face.

[cloth rubs]

I’ll be sure to get behind your ears too.

(idle humming)

Does the candle smell alright?

*listener states*

Yeah, I can only smell the soap too. Oh well, it adds to the ambiance.

*small pause*

Arms next.

*small pause*

You know, I love your hands, sweetheart.

*listener questions*

Yeah, and not just because you’re so… dexterous either. Mom had me playing piano at a really young age. It made my fingers all spindly. I guess I always kinda wished my hands were a little more, normal.

*small pause*

Chest and back.

*small pause*

I know I’ve said it a thousand times before but, I am so attracted to your body.

*listener speaks*

I really can’t stress it enough. I’ve been with people whose main strength was personality. It’s fine but you!

(exhale)

You are the whole package. Not only can you hold a conversation, but I get actual butterflies when I see you. Not just when you’re naked, all the time. Whenever I get to see you in a new outfit, or when you’re just moving around the house, or even when I just see your silhouette in bed. I have a physical reaction to you. You check every box for being my type, and then you’re an amazing person to boot.

*small pause*

I’m going to head downstairs now. I want you to remember that we are both adults who have literally had sex before. This doesn’t have to be lewd unless you want it to be. In which case, I will take this dress off and jump in that tub in a heartbeat.

*small pause*

Is the water temperature okay?

*listener answers*

Great. Is this helping anything? I know you can’t really check in on your subconscious, but do you at least feel more relaxed?

*listener agrees*

Well then, we’re probably making progress. Legs.

*listener moves*

While we’re on the, “you’re incredibly hot and I love everything about you” train, I’d like to take an opportunity to comment on your thighs.

*listener questions*

They make excellent pillows. More times than I’d like to admit, I’ve woken up in the middle of the night and moved in bed to use you as my pillow.

*listener asks*

Yep, I’m confessing all my dark secrets today. I use you as a pillow without your consent. Just evil, isn’t it?

*listener agrees*

I can see your eyes drooping a little. Are the multiple days of sleep debt catching up to you?

*listener speaks*

No, it’s fine. You can nap in the tub, and I’ll do all your chores for today.

*listener questions*

Yeah, I’m really committed to the servant bit. Although, I don’t think I’ll wear the dress while you’re asleep. It’s cutting off my circulation.

*small pause*

[cloth sounds stop]

I think I’m all done washing. Let me rinse your hair, and then I’ll leave you to relax.

*small pause*

I’m going to pour water on you with this cup. So maybe you should close your eyes.

[water pours]

Again.

[water pours]

One more time.

[water pours]

Alright. Between that and the passive soak you’ll be experiencing, I think you’re hair will be just fine.

*small pause*

I’m going to start on the laundry now. If you need anything, just call.

*listener confirms*

I love you, honey.