Sometimes we just need someone. And I'm always here for you.

AOK to monetize and make changes to gender some minor add libs as long as you give credit.
Since youtube frowns on people linking back to Reddit, you can instead offer listeners a link to my youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChxKgQyppW_iDetioqxtv2g

Audio version of script:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ywjVEi7GQ

(Kindly forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes above and below. English is my second language and I'm learning ^^)

Script:
*phone plings*

Ugghh... No, they can wait. Whoever it is, they can wait until the morning... But maybe... No, if it was urgent, they would call. No, I'm going back to sleep.

Ugh, who am I kidding really? Of course I'm going to look.

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Reading text:

Am I awake?

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*Responding, typing noise*

Well, I am now. What are you doing up?

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*incoming text*

Reading out loud:

Can't sleep..

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*typing and reading out loud:

Why? What's going on?

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*Incoming text*

Nothing, sorry I woke you up... I'll let you sleep.

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*Typing and reading out loud:

Baby... Sorry If I was grumpy. Talk to me, what's going on? Are you ok?

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*incoming text

I'm fine

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Yeah... Sure.

Do you want to talk? I can come over.

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Ok.. she read it... No respons.

*writing:

Babe. I know I'm fine means I'm not fine.

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Ok.. reading... and no respons..

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*dialing and calling*

Hi... It's your annoying girlfriend. You're starting to worry me.

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I know, but I'm fine hardly ever really means 'I'm fine'. So I'm just making sure.. We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. Just... know that I'm here, ok? If you need two arms to hold you, ears to listen... If you just want some distraction, or if you're feeling a bit lonely... Hi.

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Love... No... Don't cry...

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No.... Listen, I'm coming over to your place.

I'm not going to die if I miss some sleep. And It's not far. I'll be there really soon, ok? And we can talk, or if you don't want to talk I can just play the part of a cleanex and wipe away those tears...

Ok. And babe? We'll fix it, ok? Whatever it is. I promise.

Love you.

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Short pause.

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*Door opening ad closing*

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Now where is...

There you are... Hi love.. Come, come. Give me a hug.

Of course I came.. Of course..

Shhhh...

Shhhhh....

*Humming low while stroking arms*

It will be ok, I promise..

*Kiss*

Everything will be ok...

*Kiss*

How do you look so cute even when you're crying?

yes you are..

*kiss*

You're perfect..

So beautiful...

So sweet...

You're so special to me, you know that right?

you are..

And don't you forget it.*kiss*

Ugh.. beautiful, You had me so worried...

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That's ok, I'm your big cleanex remember? You can cry on me as much as you want.

*Back rubs*

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In the bag? Well. It's kind of an 'things you need to cheer someone up' kit.

Oh, everything. For pretty much every kind of those occations.

But It does require some prebought ecuitment; a really comfy bed, pj:s and a laptop. You have to provide those.

And it looks like you already have some comfy sleepwear on, and I was too lazy to change from my pjs. So, let's put a green check on those.

I'll show you, come, come. In the bedroom we go.

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Under the covers... perfect.

OK, let's see what we got.

OH, most importantly, These.

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yes, bunny ears. Because bunnies are really good listerners. That's why they have such big ears.

Do I look hot right now?

I know I'm taking the risk of never getting laid again now that I've put that picture in your head.

That's a very small smile but I'll take it.

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Alright, so, ears. But just in case you don't feel like talking I brought some other stuff.

Cookies, the chocolate ones you love with really big chocolate pieces. Tea, cozy blanket and I thought we could watch one of the really old disney movies. You know, like Snow white, little mermaid... Which ever you want, until we fall asleep.

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I also downloaded some relaxing music. I know you like having something in the background when you sleep.

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Movie and cuddles?

Yeah, we can do that.

Where is your laptop? Oh, there.

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OK, which one should we watch? Good choice.

Mhmm.. come closer.. I wanna hold you.

Are you warm? Do you want another blanket?

Ok.

*kiss*

*blanket rubs*

This used to be my all time favorite movie growing up. I was so obsessed that I used to bring forks into my room to try and brush my hair with them. Yes, I did.

*giggle*

Doesn't work all that well in case you're wondering.

*Kiss*

*blanket rubs*

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You're welcome baby. Whatever you need.

*Kiss*

No... Why would you say that?

You could never. I'm just a big ball of grumpy blankets when I sleep. But I always want to be there for you. You can wake me up anytime.

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Well... Sometimes small things, just a thought can grow into something that feels a bit like a mountain you can't climb. It's not silly, it happens to everyone.

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What do you mean failing?

Ok.. Has anyone at work given you that impression? That you're not doing good?

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Yeah.. ok, I get that. Critisism is not fun. And of course you want to feel like you're always doing good and living up to everyones expectation.

But.. You're new. You just started. You're going to make mistakes, more than once. You're learning and growing as you go. But they picked you for a reason, because they saw something in you and thought that you could do really good. If they didn't, they would have picked someone else. They believe in you and unless they have a collected IQ of negative 10 and have never hired anyone to work for them, they understand that it will take time before you to get the hang of things. That you need training, just like anyone does when they get a new job.

But you know what? You're going to kick ass. You're too good not to. And OMG you're the most stubburn person I know. If you want something, if you set your mind up to do something, you'll make it happen.

Trust me, you got this.

No, I know so.

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You're welcome. It's all a part of the kit I brought. The 'you need a pep talk about work script.' There is also an 'why I love you so much' and 'Why I have the best partner ever'.

I told you I came prepared.

Ok, no. It's actually just notes that say just that. The speech itself is in here.

Jepp, right from the heart.

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*laughs*

Yes, the notes are real. I am that cheezy. Look for yourself.

I can... but.. I would really like for you to get some sleep. If you close your eyes again.. I'll tell you which ever speech you'd like to hear.

OK.

*Kiss*