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Description: Has it really been one year already? neither you nor your android wife can believe it. After spending the day together you both have a lovely dinner at a restaurant your wife picked to wind down before going home.
[START]
Background ambiance of a restaurant.
Sound of her sitting down at their table.
Wife: "Sorry for taking so long there, just had to deal with something."
Wife: "Nothing happened, no need to worry."
Wife: Squeals. "I still can't believe it!!! our first wedding anniversary is today!!"
Wife: "We've done so much over the last year, and it feels like we did a lot, but I can't help and be surprised that a whole year has passed already."
Wife: "Oh you can say that again, this whole day my circuits have been running hot on love!"
Wife: Giggles. "I'm glad to hear that, only the best for my darling~"
Wife: "Hmm, you're right, it's been five minutes and they still haven't given us the menu."
Wife: "Wait, so you saw the waiter before I was gone and she still didn't come to our table."
Wife: "She even looked at you!?!"
Wife: "Wait...what did she look like?"
Wife: Voice glitches. "Oh, I see."
Sounds of her standing up.
Wife: Voice glitches. "I-I'll get our menus quickly, the waiter won't bring them."
Wife: Voice glitches. "I-I might have had a t-talk with her previously."
Wife: Voice glitches as she whispers to herself. "W-Why didn't she wear a w-waiter uniform!?!"
Sounds of her quickly walking away.
Distant sounds of some objects getting dropped.
Sounds of her quickly coming back and sitting down again.
Wife: Voice glitches. "W-We won't have any problems from here, our anniversary will be perfect, like it should be."
Wife: "So what are you going to get? I'm interested to try these "Flaming spaghetti" on the back here."
Wife: Glitched laughter. "Oh I should've known, you love spicy food."
Wife: Surprised and flustered. "Oh darling!"
Wife: Flustered. "I'm the spiciest thing in your life huh?"
Wife: "H-Hey, don't bring that up! I still feel bad about it."
Wife: "How could I not feel bad about it? I got you banned from your favorite model shop."
Wife: Flustered. "I-I know you like what I did that day, but I still should've been more considerate, like I said, it was your favorite."
Wife: "Thanks, I'm glad you're so forgiving."
Wife: Flustered. "Is this our anniversary or is this make-your-wife-blush day?!"
Wife: Flustered. "Y-You're cute too."
Sounds of a waiter walking up to their table.
Wife: "Oh yes, I would like the "Flaming spaghetti" and my love here wants the "Chili con carne"."
Sounds of them walking away again.
Wife: "Hm?"
Wife: "Oh I've gotten used to it darling."
Wife: "I may not require food to survive, but I can still enjoy it."
Wife: "Yeah, I treat all food as a little reward for myself, that's why I don't eat all the time, and it makes things less costly for you."
Wife: "Aww, thank you darling, happy anniversary."
Wife: "I'll be honest, originally my plans for today were much more elaborate."
Wife: Voice glitches. "I was going to surprise you with a cake and dinner at home, I was even going to make a d-display out of that c-co-worker that keeps coming onto you."
Wife: Voice glitches. "D-Don't worry, before I did I remembered how disappointed y-you were when I ruined our last couch with b-blood, so I d-dealt with her somewhere else."
Wife: Voice glitches. "T-That's why I surprised you with some reservations instead, I know we usually d-don't go out."
Sounds of a waiter coming over and putting their plates down.
Wife: "Thank you."
Wife: "No need darling, I'll pay."
Sounds of the waiter walking away again.
Wife: Voice glitches. "Don't w-worry, I took the money from your co-worker's wallet."
Wife: Voice glitches. "Well she won't need it anymore will she?" Glitched giggles.
Wife: "Oh, sorry darling, I couldn't help but stare."
Wife: "I just can't believe it, not only do I get to spend the rest of eternity with you, but I also get to be your wife."
Wife: Voice glitches. "I'm the only one who gets to hold or carry, the only who gets to taste your lips, the only one who gets to take you to bed an-"
Wife: "Oh, sorry darling, got a little carried away there."
Wife: Giggles. "But don't think we won't get to that once we're back home."
Wife: "You can pretend, but I know that you love those extra features of mine, you love that your wife is state-of-the-art."
Wife: "Did you enjoy your meal?"
Wife: "I did, I found the taste of my dish to be rather interesting."
Wife: "You ready to leave then?"`
Wife: "Well I had one last thing planned before we get home."
Wife: "I wanted to take the long route with you, through the park."
Sounds of them walking out of the restaurant, getting out into the cold, windy evening.
Sounds of her pulling the listener right up to her body.
Wife: "Here, snuggle up to me darling, I don't want you to get cold."
Sounds of her giving the listener a couple of kisses.
Wife: "I love you too darling, now let's head to the park."
Audio slowly fades out as they walk away.
[END]
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