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When Master's Away ... Kitties WILL Play

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(SFX created by the speaker)

{Stage Direction}

*non-spoken context*

~emphasis~

Paws Cause

Master! It’s been so long! I was worried you weren’t coming home!

*listener speaks*

Oh-ver-ti-meh? That sounds awful, Master! Why’d you do it?

*listener answers*

I hate bills! They make Master work too hard!

*listener agrees*

You should let me fight them for you, Master! I’ll win, I promise! Just tell me where they live!

*listener disagrees*

I ~can~ do it Master! Just give me a chance!

*listener offers*

I can fight bills, or I can come eat dinner?

*small pause*

(whine)

I’m sorry Master! I can’t do it! I’m just so hungry! I’ll fight the bills some other day, I promise!

*listener confirms*

Thank you for not being angry Master. Can we make food now?

*listener agrees*

Yay!

*pause for time skip*

That tasted so good, Master! You make the best food!

*listener speaks*

Can we play, Master? I’ve been practicing my hunting skills! I know I can catch that dot this time!

*listener disagrees*

Sleep? But Master, we haven’t done anything! You just came home and ate! You have to play with me!

*listener states*

But I don’t want to wait until tomorrow!

*listener reiterates*

Fine. If you won’t play with me then hurry up and get in bed. I can at least enjoy snuggling up with you.

*pause for time skip*

[blankets rustle]

I’m not mad, Master. I just really wanted to play.

*listener asks*

Yeah, I’ll be fine. Goodnight, Master.

*pause*

{quietly}

That’s been long enough, right? Master, are you awake?

*listener sleeps*

Master, if you don’t speak in the next five seconds, I’m going to kill a bird and leave it on your pillow.

*listener sleeps*

That proves it. Master’s asleep.

*small pause*

Master, I really want to play. I know we’ll play tomorrow, but I feel cheated for today. But I know how you can make up for it! We can play like kitties again.

*small pause*

I’m all out of those kitty pills, but I think we won’t need them. I’m going to set up a trigger while you’re asleep. That way, we can play whenever we want.

*small pause*

I wouldn’t do this without your permission Master. But I know that if I wait until your awake, then I won’t be able to set the trigger. So, I have to do it now, while you’re asleep. I promise on my honor as a Neko that I won’t ever use this unless you agree to play kitties with me.

*small pause*

Okay. I just have to remember what |Name| taught me. Build on past triggers. Establish a trance phrase. Insert a release phrase. Easy.

(breathe)

Hi again, Master. It’s me. Your neko. I know you can’t really hear me, but I’m sure a part of your brain is listening.

*small pause*

And why wouldn’t it? It feels so good to listen to me, doesn’t it? Do you remember how good it feels? How good it feels to be a good kitty?

*small pause*

You are still a good kitty, right? Deep down? I know you’ve been Master lately, but you still remember what it’s like to let your inner kitty out, don’t you?

*small pause*

I want you to think about your inner kitty. They’ve been so bored locked up inside your head. All they want to do is play.

*small pause*

You can let them play. All you have to do, is be a good kitty with me. You don’t have to think about it. You don’t have to worry. You can let your inner kitty do all the thinking.

*small pause*

You can let your kitty out to play whenever you want. Whenever you’re tired, or stressed, or just plain bored. You can be a kitty, and have fun!

*small pause*

Don’t you want to have fun? Don’t you want to be happy?

*small pause*
It would make me, ~very~ happy if you were a good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

It would make your Master ~very~ happy if you were a ~very~ good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Good kitties always want to make their Master’s happy. But Master can’t play all the time. Kitties can only play when Master says it’s okay.

*small pause*

Master wants to train their kitty. Master would be very happy if their kitty was ~very~ obedient and ~very~ good.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Master wants kitty to remember something. I know it’ll be hard for kitty to remember, but they have too. They have to make Master happy to be a good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Whenever Master says, “Watch My Tail”, kitty can come out to play. Kitty can only come out when Master says, “Watch My Tail”. And if kitties listens, Master will reward kitty with lots of scritches, and belly rubs, and head pats. All kitty has to do, is be good. All kitty has to do, is obey Master.

*small pause*

Does my favorite kitty want to be good? Does my favorite kitty want to make their Master happy?

*small pause*

Then kitty will have to remember. Kitty will have to focus on being good. Kitty will have to listen for Master’s call, if they want to make Master happy.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Master says, “Watch My Tail”.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

I know you’re being good, because you’re a good kitty. Even if you aren’t awake, I know you’re right at the front of your mind. Ready to heed Master’s commands. That’s because you are a ~very~ good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Kitty has made Master very happy. But we aren’t done. Whenever kitty wants to play, they have to get dressed first. So, if you want to be a good kitty, you’ll ask Master for your ears, and your tail. Good kitties have fuzzy tails. Good kitties have cute little ears. You want to be a good kitty, don’t you? You want to be Master’s good kitty? Then you need to put on your clothes. You need a fuzzy tail, and a pair of ears. You need to make Master happy, to be a good kitty. You need to be a good kitty for Master.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

You are a ~very~ good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Master loves how obedient you are.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Master loves that you are a good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

And Master will love you, forever and ever, as long as you are good.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Master will play with you. And give you pets, and scritches, and rubs.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

All you have to do, is be a good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

You have to listen to Master.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Sometimes, Master won’t want to play. And they kitty will have to go to rest.

*small pause*

Kitty can play until Master says to stop. Whenever Master says to stop, kitty will go back to being the Master. Good kitties want to make their Master’s happy. So kitty will listen to their Master.

*small pause*

Whenever kitty hears, “Master’s Home” they’ll go back to normal. But until then, they’ll be a very good kitty.

{quietly}

Good kitty.

If kitty listens, and stops playing when Master tells them, then Master will be oh, so, happy!

{quietly}

Good kitty.

Kitty will make Master ~very~ happy, if they go back to normal whenever they hear, “Master’s Home”.

*small pause*

Do you understand? Do you know what to do to be a ~very~ good kitty?

{quietly}

Good kitty.

It’s time to stop playing Kitty. Master loves you very much, but Master can’t play with you right now. Master needs to rest. So it’s time to follow Master’s commands. Is the good kitty ready to make Master happy?

*small pause*

Master’s Home!

*pause*

{loudly}

Master! Master wake up!

*small pause*

Master, I had a scary dream! I want cuddles!

*listener responds*

Thank you, Master!

(happy snuggling sounds)

Master, do you feel alright?

*listener questions*

Nothing Master, you just look, happy. Are you sure nothing has changed?

*listener agrees*

Great! I wouldn’t want Master to be sick. Otherwise, how would we play tomorrow?

*listener confirms*

Thanks for holding me Master! I feel so much better in your arms. I think I can go to sleep now.

*small pause*
Goodnight Master!