Sequel to these two: https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/u5csav/f44_witch_forces_a_jerk_to_shape_uptsundere/

and

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/up7q3t/f4a_tsundere_witch_cuddles_you_to_sleep/

The witch continues her mission to help the listener self improve. She decides to pic them up to talk after a rough day and reveals she has some personal issues herself.

Ok to monetize and modify!

I'd really appreciate feedback and constructive criticism as always!

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archive of my scripts

Dialogue in Plain Text

Sound effects in bold

Context in italics

Bold italics represent context that changes the audio in some form

The speaker is going through the drive thru at the listener's workplace. It's a generic burger joint (canonically it's a Hot ‘n Now burger because that's the only one I can think of where they still cook the food right in front of you while you’re in your car, 50’s style ). She’s decided to pick them up from work so they can have a talk.

Car noises

Hey Mouse, I’m here to pick you up after your shift ends.

Yeah, yeah you weren't expecting me. I just want to talk to you.

What do you mean I can't go through the drive thru without ordering something?

Ughh fineeeeee I’ll have the olive burger with onion rings. Whispering There goes my diet.

What?

Oh nothing

What to drink?

Root Beer please.

Time passes

Cooking sounds

Thank you. I’ll wait for you in the parking lot.

Time passes

Door opens

Walking

Hey! Get in little mouse.

Car Door

The car is a classic muscle car from the late 60s/early 70’s. It has one bench seat (i.e there's nothing in between the driver and passenger.)

Do you like this car? It's a classic, I found it inside a barn a few years ago and decided I wanted to restore it. I finally got it running a few weeks ago. I’m really proud of it.

Hey want some onion rings? I can't eat them all. Have a couple.

Y’know it's been about three months since I popped into your room and forced you to date me. Remember how I said we were going to work together to help make you a better person? You did something today I want to talk to you about.

Listener is nervous

Shhhh Relax little mouse. You’ve genuinely made a lot of progress. You’ve been being more responsible, more thoughtful, and even kind. I just saw something today I want to talk about.

Remember that woman that came in today? The one that was super rude to you? What was it her coupon didn't work or something right? So she got super abusive with you. And that was way out of line for her to do by the way. But why don't you walk me through how you reacted?

Right, right. You got down on her level didn't you? Shouting and name calling and all that. You were just as mean as she was.

And listen I don't blame you ok? It's hard to be the bigger person, believe me. I struggled hard to learn that. Back when I was a chef I was the meanest person you’d ever meet. I was under a lot of stress and I took it out on everybody. The rest of my kitchen, my family, even the boy I was with at the time. And that's the big picture here. You just don't know what somebody is going through.

That woman takes care of her mother. Her mother has some kind of dementia and she never had a good relationship with her to begin with. That lady spent all day running around between doctors appointments and other stuff and barely had time for lunch. I guess when that coupon didn't work she just blew a fuse.

Listener gets defensive

I know I know that doesn't give her the right to act that way. Everyone is going through something and she has no right to treat you that way. And you held out good, but you gave in. You got down on her level. I’m not saying you have to take that stuff, but you can handle it better. Next time that happens I just want you to remain calm and politely tell them that they have to collect themselves or leave ok?

Your manager took her side? Yeahhhhh I guess that there's some limits to what you can do.

That's another thing. I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that guy.

I don't like the way-

BURP

Oh god I’m sorry. I shouldn't have had that burger. I can't ever keep to my diet. I keep trying to lose weight but it never works. I honestly hate my body.

Listener attempts to reassure them

You like my body? Please you’re just saying that because you’re scared of me. I’m fat and my hair is going grey early. I know I’ve called myself beautiful before but honestly I never really believe it when I say it outloud.

One of the reasons I became a sorceress was because I thought maybe it would make me happy in my body, but it never really worked out that way. I can change reality with a snap of my fingers but I can't make myself stop squirming in my own skin. I don’t get it.

Listener slides over and leans on them

Hey get off!

Actually no, stay right there. I like this. You’ve never initiated touch before, what's gotten into you?

You can't stand to hear me talk myself down like that? Well it's true! I don’t like my body.

Listener pulls them closer

Stop it! Hey I’m ticklish there

Laughs

Oh that's it!

She pins the listener down on the seat and leans over them

Yeah what’re you gonna do now huh? I got you pinned.

She gets more confident

Y’know what you’re right! I am gorgeous! I am a sorceress! I make miracles happen with a snap of my fingers! Who cares if my thighs are thick! Maybe I'm a little chubby so what? I have the body of a living goddess!

Her voice softens

And you’re at my mercy little mouse. What am I gonna do with you?

Smooch

Thanks little mouse. I needed a confidence boost today.

They get back in their normal seating position

Now that manager of yours. Let's talk about him. I don't like the way he talks to you.

How do I know this? Sorceress, duh! I use magic. Same way I know about that lady. That red-winged blackbird that's been hanging out outside the drive thru window? He’s been keeping an eye on you for me.

Listen, a girl I know owns a plumbing supply store downtown. She’s looking for help and I pulled a favor to get you an interview. It would be a pay raise and she offers some benefits. But I only pulled the favor for the interview, she can totally decide not to hire you if she doesn't want to. I think you can handle it. Do you?

Good, I’ll let her know. We can get you out from under this manager.

Oh the manager’s not so bad? He mocks you relentlessly and throws you under the bus! He wouldn't stand up for you when that lady tore into you! He should be ashamed.

And that word he calls you. I know some people don't think it's a big deal, but it hurts people. I don't like it, he doesn't have any right to treat anyone that way. And I am not going to let my Significant Other get talked to like that!

Authors note: the word is “retard”

I’m going to talk to him.

Listener protests put she puts her finger on their lips

Ah-ah-ah. Don’t try to stop me. I’m in charge here, little mouse. I’m just going to talk to him. Stay here.

Note this next part can be skipped. She goes into the restaurant alone and yells at the manager. You can make this part muffled or just skip it.

Hey you! Stop picking on my partner!

Yeah you! You keep talking to them like you do and you’ll answer to me!

Oh you want some? You want to see what happens? You don't know who you're up against!

Fine then!

SNAP!!

She turns the manager into a toad

Indoor segment ends

Car door opens

She comes into the car holding a paper bag

We had a good talk. He feels bad and he’s decided to take a sabbatical from work till he sorts himself out.

Shhhh it's alright, we just talked. I promise I didn't use any magic. Well not very much magic.

Anyways hold this bag for me.

What’s in it? Don’t worry about it

The toad in the bag lets out a RIBBIT sound

I said don't worry about it!

You know what? I’m feeling really good today. Let's go for a drive to someplace with a nice view and just make out like crazy.

C’mon Little mouse. Let's blow this burger stand.

Engine starts

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