Description: Things can get rather interesting when your dorky girlfriend gets bored, lucky for you it usually just means you'll both end up cuddling.

[START]

Noir music playing in the background.

She speaks out loud like a noir monologue.

Girlfriend: "Another evening, another moment to ask myself what I'm doing."

Girlfriend: "The lights of distant houses shone bright, creating a beautiful view from my room's window...and yet, even that wasn't enough to stem this feeling in my heart."

Girlfriend: "With a sigh, I take another sip of the cheap store-bought liquor I mindlessly grabbed on my way home, tasting like it had been on the shelf for five months."

Girlfriend: "And my darling, oh my beautiful darling... they were sitting on the couch across the room, clueless to the battle inside my mind, their pretty eyes set on the pages of their book."

Girlfriend: "As soon as my eyes laid sight on them I couldn't help but be torn on if I should jump their bones, or if I should just cuddle with them."

Noir music suddenly stops.

She speaks in a normal tone from here.

Girlfriend: Gasps. "Darling!! you don't do that!!"

Girlfriend: "Just because you can hear my monologue doesn't mean you can interrupt it!!!"

Girlfriend: "Weird!?!?!" Gasps.

Girlfriend: "Calling my monologue weird?!? the nerve!!"

Girlfriend: "Well what do you want me to do?? I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooored..."

Girlfriend: "I don't know what to watch, I already finished the fourth season of Cyberwoman yesterday."

Girlfriend: Whining noises. "Entertain me!!"

Girlfriend: "Actually-no wait, I have a better idea."

Girlfriend: "What if you were so kind as to bring me more boose and then entertain me??"

Sound of the listener getting off the couch and walking away.

Girlfriend: "Awww, thank you darling, you're too kind!"

Noir music resumes playing again.

She resumes talking like a noir monologue.

Girlfriend: "And there my love went, I hate seeing them leave, but I love to watch them go~"

Girlfriend: "That ass~"

Music instantly stops again as the listener can be heard entering the room again.

She talks normally again.

Girlfriend: Whines. "You're such a party pooper, you're lucky you have a great ass!"

Girlfriend: Giggles. "I'll comment on your ass as much as I want, cus it's mine~"

Sound of her slapping the listener's ass.

Girlfriend: "Come here you, momma wants some cuddles."

Sound of her pulling the listener in close and hugging them.

Sound of her kissing the listener multiple times.

Girlfriend: "Hmm? oh really??"

Girlfriend: "You think you can defeat my boredom???"

Girlfriend: "Well I'll like to see you try cutie, what do you have in mind?"

Girlfriend: "A trip to the park? well, that doesn't sound like the worst idea, sure!"

Girlfriend: "We can leave in a minute, I wanna cuddle you some more first."

Girlfriend: Giggles. "I love you too, my cute party pooper."

Girlfriend: "Okay okay!! I'm not going to make that a pet name!"

Girlfriend: "But as compensation, I get to cuddle you for an extra 4 minutes now."

Girlfriend: "Oh shush, you love how warm I am."

Girlfriend: "You're so cute!!"

Girlfriend: "Oh yes you are, you're my cutiepie!!" Giggles.

Girlfriend: "You always get so red when I call you that, it's the best!"

Girlfriend: "Oh I wouldn't mind, I love it when you call me your kitten."

Girlfriend: "Of course!! I love being your kitten cutiepie!"

Girlfriend: "Aww, don't hide your face in my chest."

Girlfriend: "I think we don't need to go for that walk anymore."

Girlfriend: "Well I have the perfect cure for my boredom right here, in my arms, being a cute blushing mess."

Girlfriend: "Just relax darling and let your kitten hold you tightly."

Sound of her giving the listener a gentle kiss.

[END]

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