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You're so cute when you're tipsy [F4F] [Drunk listener] [sweet]
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AOK to monetize but I kindly ask you to credit me (Yourgirlfriendasmr) and give your audience a link to the original script. I would also love to recieve a link to your audio if you chose to record it!

You can modify the script, i.e make it A4A, or chose to change it so that everything is in english (which it almost is anyway).

Summary:

Your girlfriend calls you late in the evening and has obviously had a few to many.

You, the speaker, knows that she was supposed to be away for a work seminar and get a bit worried when you try and figure out what happened. Apparently, they all went out after the seminar. But where is unclear and it did at first seem like your girlfriend was left alone.

However, it turns out later that she was actually offered a lift to your place and is safely waiting for you outside your apartment. Everything is ok, but she might need a bit of help getting inside and into bed.

Speaker dialog in bold.

I've added some suggested sound effects and dialog for the listener (not for all parts though, feel free to add^^).

At the end, the listerner asks you to tell them a love story (the love story is in * *) in your native tougne. I'm swedish so the script I have here for that part is in swedish but just translate any of your favorite short story/poem/lyrics to your favorite song etc.

It's of course also an option to change the last part of the dialog and read something in english! The international part is very small, everything else is in english.

Oh, and as I'm not fluent in english, kindly forgive any spelling mistakes ^^

My audio version:https://youtu.be/Y37ur4lo9Nc

Script:

*Phone rings*

Yawn..

*sheets moving.*

mmmm (sleepy voice)

Hi sweetie

No, it's ok. You can always call me. I must have fallen asleep while I was watching TV.

AW...

You just wanted to hear my voice? Well, I bet you it sounds better when you're actually right here next to me. I can come pick you up right now..

Yes, I told you I would pick you up after the seminar, remember?

Giggle.

What?

Did you say you need to find your phone first?

OMG how drunk are you right now?

Beautiful, if you're asking me where your phone is when you just called me from it, you're a bit drunk.

OMG.. Relax

YES, I'll help you find it..

I'm not mad, you're way to cute to be mad at right now.

Ok, Ok. I'll help you...

Look in your hand.

Ok, the other hand then.

*laughs\*
Yeah, you found it?
I know, I'm so smart.

I know, you're so lucky, right?

Jepp, that's me.

Always to your rescue.

I love you too.

Mhmm... I miss you too.

Inaudible talking from the listener

Hm? I didn't catch that sweetie.

Where are you anyway? You told me you were attending some boring seminar, doesn't sound all that boring to me if you ended up like this.

Oh ok. So you left eairly.

Yawn..

Did you end up going to a club or something?

It sounds pretty weird over there. Super quiet.. and echoey.. Are you in the bathroom or something?

(Pause)

Listener asks if they are in your bathroom

What?

No, I didn't say you where at my bathroom.

I'm asking you if you're in A bathroom.

(You're getting worried)

Babe, seriously.. Where are you? You're not alone are you?

I really hope they didn't leave you alone when you're this ut of it..

Babe, please don't argue with me right now. I'm dead serious

Where are you? Can you share your location on your phone with me? I'm picking you up.

babe, your phone is in your hand. Your right hand.

You don't need a code, it's unlocked. You're using it.. Just...

(Sighs, realizing she's never going to be able to be of help at this stage.)

Jeez, ok. Where was the seminar?

What?

You think you're outside? Outside where?

*sound of keys rustling*

Wait... Is that you?
Babe.. Have you been outside our apartment this entire time?

sigh..

* Walks to open door*

And there she is...

Come on.. Take my hand. Let's get your cute little butt inside.

*helping the listener to their feet*

Up, up, up you go.

Ok, careful now over the treshhold.

*closing the door*

Ok, shoes and coat off..

*optional sound effect for helping to take them off*

And the other one..

Good girl.

Now, let's get you to bed, shall we?

Listener gives you a big hug and nuzzles your shoulder.

Tells you that where ever they go, you go.

Or.. You can hugg me and rub your face on me.

Kiss hair

Where ever you go, I go? Of course sweetie.

Kiss hair.

I was planing on joining you. I'm still pretty tired. Besides, I doubt that you could make it to the bedroom on your own anyway.

Don't look at me like that with those big panda eyes. You know I'm right.

Panda? Listener asks.

Yes, you're my little panda right now. You have mascara all over your face, not to mention my favorite shirt.

Listener tells you they're sorry.

It's ok, beautiful. It's just make--up. It washes off. But speaking of that, we should probably get this make-up off you ok?

Come on...

It will take like two minutes.. And then we can go to bed.. And I'll cuddle you until you fall asleep, ok?

Kiss.

Oh, forever? Forever and ever? That's a lot of cuddles.
I'm not sure my arms are that strong.

Kiss.
I'm joking cutie.

Yes. Forever and ever.

Kiss.

Ohh, you're too cute.

Kiss. One more. Kiss.

Ok, come on. In the bathroom we go.

Let's sit you down right here..

*sound of cabinet opening. openin package of wipes*

I think these are the moments you gotta love make-up wipes, ha?

Giggle. Hold still.. Or you will definitely fall over.

Don't worry, I'll be super gentle.

How was the seminar?

Listener tells you it was ok, a bit boring.

A bit dry?

No good speakers?

Listener shakes head.

The after part sounded fun though.

Listener nods.

Yeah? That's good.

Listerner says except for one part

Except for what?

Oh, yeah? Why don't we like Christof anymore?

Oh, he's a party pooper ha?

Pause for listening

Ah.. He stole your last jelloshot and swapped it for water?

Sorry sweetie. I think I actually like the guy.

Aw, what's with the sad face beautiful?

I like him more than like you? You're so silly.. No no, no...

Come here you little sad muffin...

Kiss head.

I hate Christof, ok? Kiss. Absolutely hate the guy. Kiss.

I hate everyone. Kiss. Jepp. Kiss. Except you. Kiss. Love you. Kiss.

Yeah?, you're going to call him to tell him that?
What exactly where you planning on telling him? That I hate him and I'm yours?

I'm sure he would appriciate hearing that someone he's never meet hates him and belongs to someone else.

No, no. Give me your phone!
Laughs

What Am I going to do with you ha?

Now, Close your eyes... Let's try to get this done.

I like this colour. Your eye shadow. You don't usually wear that. But it's really pretty, it matches your eyes..

Hm?
What did you say?

Do I love you a lot? Like a lot lot? Yes. Kiss. Like a whoooole lot. Kiss.

More kissies? Is that what we're calling them now?

OMG I can't with you right now... You're such a little cuddle bun. Kiss. Happy?

Oh, here too?

Kiss.

And there?

Kiss.

And there and there and there...

kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

I'm pretty sure all your make-up is either on my face or on my shirt instead of the wipe..

But atleast it's off your face..

Such a beautiful girl.. Yes you are. Kiss.

Okkkk, come on. Bedtime.

Woooaaaa

Easy... Let's walk slowly, ok?

Come on... Almost there..

Ok, let's sit you down..

Do you want to borrow my comfy shirt?

Listener says yes.

Ok. Hold on..

*looks in drawr..*

There.

Babe?

Sighs.. as you notice that the listener is already curled up under the covers.

OK, Let's just tuck you in then..

Let me get the blanket over your shoulders...

There.. Are you warm? Or do you want another one?

Another pillow?

Ok..

No? No pillow?

Listener say they want you to be the other pillow.

Ohhhh. I'm the pillow...

True.. I did promise you...

*sheets moving.. *

Hm... Is that better?

Ok... Kiss. Try to get some sleep now, ok?

Inaudible words from the listener

Hm?

Listener asks you to tell them a story

If I tell you a story, will that make you fall asleep?

In Swedish? You wouldn't understand it cutiepie.

Ok..

Kiss.

Listener asks for a love story

A love story?

Hm.... (pause a bit)

Ok, I got one.

(read love story in your naive tougne)

*Det var en gång en flicka. Som älskade en annan flicka.

De levde tillsammans, lyckliga som få.

En dag skulle en av dem resa bort. Som en gåva gav hon sin käraste en bukett blommor och sade:

Min kärlek till dig kommer vara till den dagen den sista blomman vissnar.

Osäker på vad detta kunde betyda, var hennes käraste noga med att sätta blommorna i vatten.

För varje dag som gick, vissnade blommorna mer och mer, tills de tillsist vissnat helt. Alla utom en. För en enda konstgjord blomma hade gömts i buketten. En blomma som aldrig skulle vissna.\*

(end of story/poem)

(translation for story:
There was once a girl, who loved another girl.
They lived together and were as happy as can be.
It came one day that one of the girl where going on a trip. As a parding gift she gave her beloved a bouquet of flowers and said;
'My love for you will last until the day the last flower withers.'

Unsure of what this truely meant, her beloved made sure to take good care of the flowers and put them in water.
But with each passing day the flowers started to wither. One by one. Until they were all withered, all but one. For one artificial flower had been hidden in the bouquet, a flower that would never wither.) Kindly note that I did not make up the story. Someone told it to me a long time ago. I just wrote what I remembered from it and changed it to be F4F. If you happen to know who wrote the original story, kindly tell me so that I can credit them :)

Go to sleep now...

Kiss.

Listener want to know what you said

No,.. But I'll tell you want it means tomorrow, if you promise to go to sleep. Kiss. ok?

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