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[Background SFX]
(SFX created by the speaker)
{Stage Direction}
*non-spoken context*
~emphasis~
|Authorās Note|
|Script Commissioned by: Anonymous|
|This script is M4F. It could be retooled pretty easily, but it was based on the power dynamic between male and female spiders. Namely their; sizes, dominance, and the female's tendency to murder the males.|
Arachnophobia
[knock on door]
[door opens]
Hey, Iām about to walk over to the party, are you sure you donāt want to come? I bet we could cut some holes in a sheet or something.
*listener comments*
What? My costume? Yeah, Iām an anthropomorphized spider. I saw it in an anime, I think. What about it?
*listener replies*
Oh, your fear of spiders! I totally forgot! Here, let me-
[door closes]
{muffled}
Now, you donāt have to see me. Iām sorry about that, I didnāt think this costume would be accurate enough to trigger anything.
*listener speaks*
I canāt really hear you. Did you say it reminds you of a bad experience? I donāt know what a man-spider hybrid reminds you of, but whatever it is, I donāt want to bring those memories up for you.
\small pause**
Anyway, Iām going to head to the party. Iāll text every hour or so. If you donāt hear from me by midnight, will you call the police or something?
\listener agrees**
Thanks. Have a good night!
*pause*
|The next section is communicated through text messages. I imagined a light beep as a notification, then a small effect on the speakerās voice to symbolize that this is something they wrote, not something they said. But whatever amount of edits you want will be fine.|
[beep]
Iām at the party safe. No rouge ax murderers tonight. I forgot to ask, but are we still on for brunch tomorrow?
*pause*
[beep]
Some girl just failed a keg stand. Sheās getting taken out in a stretcher. I donāt think that killed the mood entirely, but maybe Iāll make a quick eject from the party.
*pause*
[beep]
The moon is really full tonight. We turned off all the lights and got a bonfire going. Itās a pretty cool vibe. Wish you were here!
*pause*
[beep]
Hey, I think Iām a little too drunk to walk all the way home. Can I crash at your place? Iāll just use the spare key, you donāt have to stay up for me.
*pause*
[door opens]
[wood slides]
{tipsy}
Whatāsā¦ why did you put a chair in front of the door? You didnāt even jam it right to stop someone you goof!
*small pause*
Oh, no response. Youāre probably asleep. I should be quiet.
*small pause*
Iāll just crash on the couch. I hope thatās okay.
[body thumps]
*pause*
{half-asleep}
Hey, I didnāt sign up for sleep cuddles.
*small pause*
Come on. The hangover is starting to set in. I donāt have time for your flirty antics.
(grunt of effort)
Youāre heavy! Just get off me!
*listener speaks*
Why do you sound like that?
*speaker snaps alert*
Oh my god! What is happening! Why are you bigger! You have too many legs! What is-!
*listener kisses speaker*
(muffled speech)
(gasp)
This is a web! You stuck me in a web! And youāre a spider! And you kissed me?! What kind of sick nightmare is this?
*listener speaks*
I donāt understand what that means, but I donāt like your tone! What do you plan to do with me?!
*listener begins*
Hey, no! Get off me! This is-
(gags)
-this is really gross. Youāve got an exoskeleton! What happened?
*listener explains*
Youāre a were-spider? Like were-wolf? Thatās not a real thing. This isnāt real. This canāt be happening.
*listener agrees*
Do ~not~ talk like that!
*listener feigns*
You know exactly how youāre talking! All sultry and slow! Itād be really hot but it just feels like youāre going to eat me!
*small pause*
Is this because Iām dressed as a spider? I donāt know how much cognitive function you have left, but you know Iām not a spider, right? This is just a costume, I can take it off.
*listener begins*
Donāt actually take it off! Iām not wearing anything under this! And you are clearly way too aroused to see me naked! Please, just let me go! Iāll walk home, then come back in the morning. When youāre normal, we can talk about this.
*listener speaks*
Please, donāt say it like that. Normally, Iām all for your mild seductress shtick, but youāve really cranked it up to eleven tonight. I donāt want to do anything to you, or with you, just let me go.
*listener questions*
Why?! Are you hearing yourself right now? For starters, you have spider legs! I canāt ~do it~ with a spider! Itād be gross, and probably Beastiality. Even if I was into that, I know what female spiders do to their mates! I donāt want any part in it!
*listener assures*
Your mouth says you wouldnāt hurt me, but this web says late-night snack. Why donāt you let me go, and we can have a nice, civil, conversation about this?
*listener speaks*
Please donāt call me cute.
*listener doubles down*
(nervous chuckle)
You know, saying, āI could just eat you upā doesnāt feel so fun or playful anymore!
*listener offers*
No, Iāve already said it. I do not want to do anything with you. Not while youāre like this. Please tell me that youāre spider brain still recognizes the basic ideas of consent.
*listener demands*
That is a really sick ultimatum, you know that? Mate or be food? Thatās really not fair.
*listener pressures*
Obviously, I donāt want to be food. But I worry that Iām going to be eaten either way!
*listener assures*
Iād love to believe that, but you seem very unsure of your motives tonight! Iāll need a little more than a promise if you want me to feel safe.
*listener teases*
Oh, that just made it so much worse! Please, donāt call me, ~little fly~! Itās not nearly as hot as you might think it is. Itās just scary.
*listener continues*
Baby-talking me does not make me feel any better!
*pause*
{stern}
Hey, if the real you is still in there. Then I ~need~ you to get off me, and free me from this web, right now!
*listener retorts*
No, this isnāt the real you. My best friend isnāt a murder-hungry spider girl. Sheās sweet and funny, and not in the least bit menacing! I want to talk to her, not whatever sheās become.
*listener rages*
Woah! Okay! I donāt need any biting or stabbing or anything of that sort! I donāt want to, but I will gladly sacrifice my morals if it means I get to live!
*listener questions*
Yep, Iāll conform! You can have your way with me! Just donāt hurt me!
*listener muses*
No, Iām definitely not trying anything! I just want to survive! And Iāll do whatever that takes.
*listener comments*
Sorry, the adrenaline must be getting to me, I think I misheard you. It sounded like you said beg, but Iāve been begging all night. Iāve been constantly asking for you to let me go!
*listener clarifies*
You want me to beg for you to eat me? That seems counterproductive. I donāt want to be eaten!
*listener demands*
Fine! Fine. Iāll do it, just know, that I donāt mean what Iām about to say. I donāt want you to eat me.
*small pause*
Take a bite. Please, bite into my flesh. I donāt need it. I need you. I want you to eat me. I want to sustain you. You caught me, so Iām yours. You can eat me. Please, eat me. Iām nothing if not a meal. All I am is for you. Eat me.
*small pause*
Was that enough? Please donāt make me keep going, because it really seems like youāre starting to believe the begging. I do ~not~ want to be eaten, I just want to leave.
*listener speaks*
Yes, Iāll say anything to leave, right now. Just name it.
*listener offers*
Okay. Iām yours. I belong to you. Even when the sun rises, I will still be yours. Iām your little fly. You caught me. Iām yours.
*small pause*
So can I go now?
*listener agrees*
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I really thought you were going to go back on this. Please just get me off the web.
*listener removes speaker*
Thank you. I canāt stress that enough.
*small pause*
{panicked}
No, you donāt need to escort me to the door! I can find it on my own! Iāll be back tomorrow! Once the sun is nice and high in the sky! You donāt have to come looking for me! Iām yours!
[door slams]
[muffled running]
All use; for any amount of monetary gain is okay. This script's production was commissioned, but it was not privatized. It is entirely open to public consumption, and the commissioner has agreed to that. Any amount of edits is acceptable. Credit SplashiestPig.
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