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[sound] = Optional Artificial Sound Effects
(sound) = Optional Verbal Sound Effects
{adjective} =Special Line Delivery. Applies to the next italicized section.
*sentence* = Silent context. Usually a scripted pause
~word~ = Special emphasis
|Sentence| = Optional words voiced by a secondary character.
Sirenâs Serenade
Halt siren! Leave this place immediately!
*listener questions*
You heard me! This reef is royally protected! It is to be preserved for our culture! You canât hunt here, or sing, or any other siren tricks, so move on!
*listener claims*
You say you arenât doing any of that? Just like a siren to lie when theyâre caught! I know you have unjust goals here!
*listener speaks*
{aghast}
âYouâre going to trade with humansâ?!
*small pause*
That is forbidden! We keep our distance from the land-dwellers as do they for us! We are not to interact. Ever!
*listener elaborates*
The fact that you do this monthly is just further hurting your case. You are not meant to even be seen by the non-gilled!
*listener combats*
Yes, that is a rule! Itâs the law! And I would know!
*listener questions*
âWhy would I know?â You donât even realize who youâre in the presence of, do your siren? I would know because it is my father who decreed it as so! I am of Neptuneâs blood! I am next in line for the throne! And I will not have some ~shallow-water~ siren disrespect me like this!
*listener comments*
Hey, where are you going?! You can just swim away from me!
*listener speaks*
Yes, I did say you had to leave, but that was before I knew you were going to canoodle a human!
*small pause*
Donât you dare surface! I royally proclaim that if you surface right now, you will-!
[background waves]
You flippant little trout! Get off that rock this instant! Itâs bad enough that you practically forced me up here, but I will not stand by and watch you seduce a human!
*listener clarifies*
Oh really? You really want me to believe that youâre just going to trade goods?
*small pause*
Nice try! I know a vagrant euphemism when I hear one!
*listener reveals*
What are those?
*listener states*
Yes, I know theyâre pearls! Why did you gather them?
*listener speaks*
âThe human you trade with likes pearlsâ? Thatâs stupid. What, do they just like them because theyâre shiny?
*listener expresses*
âThe humans think theyâre valuableâ? See, this is why you canât interact with humans! Theyâre all imbeciles and youâre taking advantage of them!
*small pause*
What do the humans even give you?
*listener states*
Just baubles and nick-nacks? Why do you even go through the trouble of trading then?
*listener answers*
You know a mermaid who pays for human trinkets? Thatâs odd. Why would she care about anything the humans have to offer?
*listener speaks*
I am certain that whatever fool youâve conned into trading will have nothing of value. And Iâll prove it! Summon the human, trade your goods, and I will oversee. Consider this a royal sanction. And when everything I know about humans, and sirens, and greed turns out to be true, you will be detained for your crimes, without resistance.
*listener agrees*
Good, when does the human come?
*listener answers*
Youâre going to sing to call them here? Normally, I wouldnât stand by as a siren entranced its victim, but I suppose I have made a deal. Go about your bewitchment.
*listener vocalizes*
{trailing off}
Wow, thatâs⊠thatâs⊠pretty. Such pretty⊠sounds⊠you⊠I⊠pretty.
(shakes awake)
That was certainly quite the display siren. Iâll concede that you sounded better than I thought you would.
*listener questions*
Well no, I didnât think youâd sound bad, I just⊠well⊠I never met a siren before. Not one that wasnât detained. I heard the stories of an entrancing voice but Iâd never felt it first-hand. It wasâŠ
{cutting themself off}
Oh look, youâre human is rowing over. We better go meet them!
*pause*
Okay, the human took the pearls. Are you just giving them all away or what?
*listener speaks*
The human looks at the pearls and then decided what theyâre willing to give you? That seems convoluted, why arenât you just negotiating a deal?
*listener comments*
Iâm sure it can understand a little Aquat-ish. Itâs a universal language after all.
*listener denies*
How different could they really be? Iâm sure that with a little effort weâll be conversing fine.
{slowly}
Hello, human. What may we take for these pearls?
|Af hverju tĂłkstu ĂŸetta meĂ° ĂŸĂ©r, Silas? Er ĂŸaĂ° til sölu?|
*small pause*
Wow, that was complete gibberish. Are you sure this thing actually understands whatâs happening?
*listener confirms*
Thatâs just its language? Okay, fine. So when do we get to pick what we get from it?
*listener questions*
Yes, I said we. Iâm going to observe and I reserve the right to influence if I see fit. So do ~we~ get to pick yet?
[metal baubles tumble]
Ah, this must be our selection. How many can we take?
*listener states*
Depends on what?
*listener speaks gibberish*
Oh great whirlpool, you can speak the human tongue?! Who taught you?
*listener answers*
You taught yourself?
*small pause*
Maybe I wasnât giving you enough credit. What did the human say?
*listener specifies*
Oh, you canât converse fluently? I should have known thereâd be a catch to your abilities. What ~did~ you gleam from your friend here?
*listener answers*
Whichever three we wish? Alright. Tell it we want the gold one and the two on the left.
*listener disagrees*
I donât care what your little mermaid wants. I have decided that I will be buying these trinkets off you for double, so I will be picking which ones you take.
*listener folds*
Thatâs better. Now, do we have to say something before we leave, or is this done?
*listener speaks gibberish*
|KveĂ°ja|
What did you say to them?
*listener speaks*
You ~think~ it means goodbye? As in, you donât know for sure?! What if youâve insulted the humanâs culture and they come back with a vengeance?!
*listener comforts*
And how do you know that wonât happen?
*listener points out*
Yes, I suppose the human does look happy.
*small pause*
{heartfelt}
Amazing that with so many differences, they can still smile.
*small pause*
Letâs get back underwater. Using my lungs feels way worse than using my gills.
*merfolk dive*
[if wave sfx had been playing, wave sfx stops]
Alright, what did we get?
*listener speaks*
Which one are you talking about? The gold circle?
*listener confirms*
Youâre telling me, that this device with the red arrow inside the circle, points to ice? That seems pretty useless, but whatever. Do you know what the other two do?
*listener comments*
A pyramid that glows when you shake it? Thatâs kind of cool. How bright is it?
*listener shakes*
Oh, so itâs not that bright then. I think Iâd just use a jellyfish lamp but whatever sinks your ship.
*small pause*
Any ideas for the third one?
*listener denies*
Alright, with that information and in light of your crimes, I am going to be confiscating this unknown cube free of charge. Be thankful that Iâm not turning you in.
*small pause*
However, I will still give you a carpâs worth of doubloons for your troubles. Call it an incentive to continue your little business above this reef.
*listener questions*
I do not need to explain why I wish for this practice to continue! Just ensure that you are back here whenever that human is to trade again. And I will be here to maintain a level of order. So sayeth I!
*listener understands*
Donât look at me like that! You will steal no thoughts from my head, siren! I swear it upon the seventh current!
*small pause*
I will be going now. Do not follow me! Just begin gathering pearls for next time!
*pause*
(sigh)
Before I go I wish to say that I am sorry for calling you a âshallow-water sirenâ. It was uncalled for and unregal. You are actually⊠tolerable.
*listener speaks*
No, I will not say anymore! Goodbye until next trade, siren!
All use; monetized, paywalled, or otherwise is good. Any edits of any aspects are completely acceptable. Credit SplashiestPig. And I'd love to see any finished works.
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