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[Background SFX]
(SFX created by the speaker)
{Stage Direction}
*non-spoken context*
|Authorās Note|
~Emphasis~
Cherishing Constriction
{relieved}
Another great Halloween, in the bag. I swear, the trick-or-treaters get better costumes every year. I mean, that little witch girl was spot on.
*small pause*
Porch lights, off! Oh, I should give Boa their treat!
*pause*
Hey buddy! Lounging in the sun lamp, are we?
*small pause*
Itās time for your favorite holiday tradition! Lights offā¦
a blanket to muffle the sound andā¦
Live mouse, coming in hot!
*small pause*
[snake sounds]
You go for it buddy, even if I canāt bring myself to watch.
*small pause*
Should I watch a movie tonight? Not like Iāve got anywhere to be tomorrow. What do you think Boa?
*small pause*
{speaking for pet}
You sssshould go to ssssleep, |name|? |If ānameā has an āSā be sure to over-enunciate it|
{normally}
Classic Boa, always looking out for my health.
*happy sigh*
The snake is right. Iāll brush my teeth and get a good nightās sleep.
*pause*
[bed sounds]
I hear youāve quieted down, Boa. Did the mouse get you in a food coma?
{speaking for pet}
Yessss, I am very ssssleepy.
{normally}
Goodnight then Boa.
{speaking for pet}
Goodnight.
*pause*
{annoyed}
[snake sounds]
Oh great, sleep paralysis. Itās always great to see you again.
*small pause*
I should work on managing my stress.
*pause*
Itās weird, normally, I canāt talk during this. I guess Iām getting better.
*pause*
Yep, get nice and close. Youāre ~really~ scary.
[snake sounds]
Wow, I can actually feel you on my skin. Youāre really scaly, itāsā¦
*speaker jumps out of bed*
(sounds of distress)
{panicked}
Iām not paralyzed! Youāre real!
*small pause*
Stay back! I donāt want to die!
*small pause*
I said get back! Iāll fight you! Donāt think I wonāt! Stay away!
*pause*
You stopped. Thatās weird. But good! Please donāt move. I donāt know what you are, or why youāre here, but Iām sure we can work something out, just donāt hurt me!
*small pause*
Ah, youāre moving again! Please just go away! Go back to wherever you come from and I promise you wonāt have to worry about me.
(yelp)
Youāre moving! Farther away? Thank you so much. Iāll be grateful forever, goodbye!
*small pause*
You stopped again. I donāt understand, I thought we had an agreement. Please donāt decide to eat me now!
*small pause*
Wait, be careful! Thatās my snakeās tank! You canāt fit youāre going to break it!
{worried}
Oh my god, whereās my snake! Did you eat them? Please tell me you didnāt.
*listener responds*
(yelp)
You can talk! Thatās unexpected, but not unwanted. So, will you please go home and never come back?
*listener speaks*
{confused}
āHomeā, yes, I want you to go to your home. Iām sure itās better there than here.
*listener replies*
āHomeā. Yes, I want you to go to the place you live. This is where I live. My home. You donāt live here.
(gasp)
Are you taking over?! Are you going to kill me and claim my house?! Please donāt!
[flesh on glass taps]
Why are you touching Boaās tank?
*small pause*
Oh, my sweet stars. You look just like Boa!
{heisitantly}
Are you, Boa?
[snake sounds]
Oh, weāre getting close again! Please donāt..!
{terrified}
You coiled me! Please donāt eat me, Boa. Weāre friends! I keep your tank warm, and I change your water, andā¦ and I gave you a mouse! I know youāre probably hungry since youāre a lot bigger, but I can get you something else to eat, I promise!
*small pause*
{confused}
Are you hugging me? This is too weird. You have arms and a face. And you're sending me some really mixed signals. You spoke earlier and now youāre not. I think Iām going insane. Or Iām dreaming. Probably the latter.
*small pause*
So is this just a body heat thing or..?
*listener speaks*
āLoveā?! Okay, Iām definitely dreaming. Iām just lonely and I dreamt of a tall, strong, oddly attractive version of my pet snake. This isnāt real.
[snake noises]
Did you just lick me?
*small pause*
I donāt know how to respond to that. Was that just to get a better look at me? Or are you tasting me?
*listener speaks*
āGoodā. Thatās not really an answer, but I guess I canāt expect too much from you.
*small pause*
Oh, youāre a good snake! Not eating me is very good! I donāt know if thatās what you meant, but I will give you plenty of positive reinforcement to not eat me!
[snake sounds]
{strained}
Okay, weāre coiling tighter! Please donāt crush my lungs! I know coiling is what you do to warm prey, but weāve discussed this! Iām not food!
(sounds of struggle)
Release!
(deep breath)
{nervous}
Thank you. Iām so glad we worked on basic commands!
*small pause*
Is there a reason you tightened on me?
*listener answers*
āColdā? Oh, youāre still naked! With all the crushing and fear I barely noticed. Here, letās get you one of my shirts.
*small pause*
Just sit still and Iāll drape this over you.
*small pause*
{calm}
Okay, thatās that. Itāll probably take a while for you to warm up, being cold-blooded and all, but I think your human parts were producing heat. Maybe not, it was kind of hard to tell.
*small pause*
You arenāt going to fit in the tank, so I guess you can sleep in my bed. Iāll grab a blanket and sleep on the couch. Then Iāll wake up, and youāll be a normal snake again, and Iāll be sure to cut stress out of my life so I never have these weird dreams ever again.
*listener asks*
āLeaveā? Iām not leaving. Iāll just be a room away. Unless you're telling me to leave, in which case I will gladly eject, just say the word.
*small pause*
Goodnight, I guess.
*pause*
Hi Boa. I donāt know if youāre aware of this, but you arenāt very good at blending into the carpet. I know youāre laying right next to the couch.
[snake sounds]
{panicked}
Woah, Iām sorry! I didnāt mean to strike a nerve just stop dragging me! Hey! Boa!
[bed sounds]
{confused}
You dragged me back to bed? Are you still cold or something?
*listener speaks*
āHugā? I guess I canāt blame you, hugs are pretty nice. Come here, Boa.
(grunt)
{happy}
Okay, you're still very heavy, please donāt lay on top of me.
[snake sounds]
Youāre a crazy little snake, you know that? Iām not really sure how much of this is happening or if something I ate was laced but no matter what it is, I can cuddle with you for at least one night.
*small pause*
Goodnight, boa.
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