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[Background SFX]
(SFX created by the speaker)
{Stage Direction}
*non-spoken context*
~emphasis~
|Authorâs Note|
Bewitched
[door opens]
{pleasantly surprised}
Hey, youâre here a little early! Couldnât resist the thought of my lasagna, huh?
*listener speaks*
Yeah, come in. Make yourself at home, itâll be done in a second.
{loudly}
Tonightâs a new moon. Got any fun spells coming up?
*listener explains*
I donât really know what that means, but I trust youâll enjoy it. If itâs a low-tier thing, could I join you for it? Maybe Iâll learn something about magic.
*listener denies*
âNot really a beginnerâs thingâ. Okay, thatâs fine. Would you pick out something to watch? I want to focus on the plating.
{thinking}
That should keep them distracted for a bit. Itâs now or never, |name|. Just a little prick to the finger and-
(gasp)
*listener questions*
{outloud}
Iâm fine, just touched a hot plate. Be ready in a moment!
{thinking}
The instructions on the bottle are pretty vague. Oh well, here goes nothing. One drop of my blood on the lasagna. Pour some potion over it. Now to get my future partner to ingest it.
*small pause*
Am I sure this is alright, morally? I donât want them to be forced into loving me.
*small pause*
Itâs fine, right? The bottle says it only lasts for a megasecond. That canât be too long. Hopefully just long enough to make them confess.
*small pause*
I know they like me, Iâm just afraid to get shut down. So really, this is just a more complex way of asking them out. Yeah, Iâm sure itâs fine.
{outloud}
Okay, the foodâs ready!
*time skip*
So did I outdo myself or what?
*listener speaks*
{playfully hurt}
You most certainly have not, âhad betterâ. I donât care what dimension you source from, my lasagna is the best in the universe.
*listener comments*
Iâm sorry if that sounds egotistical, itâs just a definitive fact. Canât fault me for speaking the truth.
*listener speaks*
{casual}
Youâve got the plates? That sounds great! Iâll go get the snacks for the movie.
(humming to themself)
*listener confronts*
Why whatever could be the problem?
*listener exposes*
âYou found one of your potions in my cabinetâ? I wonder what thatâs all about.
*listener pushes*
Woah, calm down. Iâm sure you just left it there one day.
*pause*
âI need to come cleanâ? Come clean about what?
*listener begs*
âIf I donât tell you the truth something awful might happenâ? Like what, youâll confess your deep-rooted love for me?
*listener speaks*
Yes, okay! I snagged a potion last time I visited. I knew we both like each other and I thought the potion would kickstart a relationship. I had no idea youâd react so vehemently though.
*listener repeats*
Why are you so worried? Maybe youâll try to kiss me. Perhaps an uncomfortable moment or two, and then this will all smooth over. I donât see the harm.
*listener laments*
What do you mean, âThatâs not how this potion is meant to workâ? Is there some fine print on the bottle or something?
*listener explains*
âThe potion is for instilling love in something that doesnât already love youâ? That sounds really messed up.
*listener comments*
âItâs for inanimate objectsâ? Okay, that makes more sense, I still donât see the problem though. Not like much is going to happen, itâll be through your system in no time.
*listener questions*
Yeah, a megasecond. So Iâm sure we donât have anything to worry about.
*listener clarifies*
{worried}
âA megasecond is almost twelve daysâ?! Okay, thatâs a little longer than I thought, but in my defense, it had âsecondâ in the name, so I thought it would be fast.
*listener berets*
{happy}
Maybe Iâm not taking this entirely seriously, but really, I donât see the harm. I wonât do anything ~spicy~ until this stuff wears off, so this is nothing but a good icebreaker and a really fun story to tell at a wedding.
*small pause*
Cool, youâre pupils are little pink hearts! Thatâs a nice touch.
*pause*
The hearts went away. Does that mean something?
*listener speaks*
{serious}
âIt means your trying not to love meâ? Hey, I understand that this was a little out there and Iâm sorry. Youâre just so nice, and ~very~ out of my league. I couldnât muster the courage to ask you out and lose what we had. Even if I practically knew youâd say yes.
*listener clarifies*
âThatâs not the problemâ. Well then, what is?
*listener explains*
{happy}
âYou do love me, even without the potion, and thatâs the problem.â Why is that a problem? We can just play it cool for two weeks then start a real relationship.
*listener explains*
Yeah, you already said the potion wasnât intended for this. Is that going to have a consequence?
*listener speaks*
Youâre kind of losing me on the magic mumbo jumbo. Can you dumb it down for me?
*listener explains*
âThat potion was like elephant tranquilizer, and I just used it on a sedated deer.â Okay, that certainly does something to paint a picture. So are you going to fall asleep or..?
*listener corrects*
âItâs not a literal tranquilizer.â Got it. So whatâs going to happen?
*listener speaks*
âYouâre going to love me a lotâ? Like lots of cuddles or..?
*listener speaks*
âObsessiveâ. Okay, so youâre pretty clingy for a few days, so what?
*listener trails off*
Oh cool, the hearts are back. Will the loving you explain this better than the angry you?
*listener explains*
Yeah, we could explain go somewhere else to talk. Where?
*listener speaks*
{worried}
âMy bedroomâ?! Okay, that stuff does not play around. Can I get my angry, magic friend back?
*listener ignores*
[magic sfx]
Hey, Iâm floating! Are you making me float? Hey, I donât think the bedroom is such a good idea anymore! Hey! Stop!
*listener snaps out*
[body hits floor]
(groan)
That hurt a little. Are you back?
*listener questions*
{confused}
What do you mean, âWhat happened?â You just picked me up and started pulling me to the bedroom. Donât you remember that?
*listener speaks*
âThat means itâs getting worseâ? Does that imply that this is going to continue to get worse, or is this the max?
*listener asks*
âWere your eyes fully pink?â I donât know I didnât get a good look.
*listener speaks*
Okay, so when the hearts cover your vision entirely, that will be the peak of the potion. Alright, Iâll try to keep a lookout for that.
*listener denies*
What do you mean, âItâll be too late thenâ? Iâll just keep an eye on you and then Iâll tell the normal you what happened when you come back.
*listener explains*
{distressed}
âWhen it gets to that point, the normal you wonât come backâ? Like forever or just for the twelve days?
*listener clarifies*
{relieved}
âJust until the potion wears offâ. Thatâs good. I was really worried I might have done some real damage.
*listener reverses*
âYou might do some real damageâ? I donât understand. Yeah, you were pretty forceful, but if you love me, youâre not going to hurt me, right?
*listener explains*
âIâm not the one in dangerâ? I donât understand, are you going to hurt yourself or something?
*listener denies*
Well if neither of us is in danger then weâre fine. No one else is here.
*listener comments*
Yeah, you do magic, where are you going with this?
*listener clarifies*
You can read minds! Thatâs so cool!
*small pause*
I donât mean to blame you but, if you can read minds, why didnât you stop me from doing the potion thing?
*listener specifies*
Oh, normally you donât because itâs invasive. Thatâs really thoughtful of you.
*listener asks*
âDid the ~loving~ version of you seem thoughtful?â No, I guess they seemed pretty-!
*speaker realizes*
{nervous}
-Ooh! Theyâd be willing to do any number of forbidden magics on me, wouldnât you?
*listener confirms*
Okay, but you still arenât going to hurt me, so itâs fine. Right?
*listener spells it out*
âWhat do I think would happen if you got jealousâ? I donât know, probably something awful, but youâll have no reason to be jealous. Weâll be the only ones here, and I only love you.
*listener questions*
Yeah, I love my family. Whatâs your-
*speaker realizes*
-oh, would that set you off?
*small pause*
Itâs fine, Iâll just turn off my phone and stay out of contact for a bit. No big deal.
*listener explains*
âIf I even thought about anyone else, youâd know.â That could be a problem, couldnât it?
*listener agrees*
Okay, youâve made it clear. I really messed up. Can we do anything to fix this?
*listener speaks*
{hopeful}
âYou could perform a counterspellâ? Thatâs good. So, what are we waiting for?
*listener speaks*
âYou need suppliesâ? Okay, you can just rush home and get some.
*listener disagrees*
âYou canât?â Why not?
*listener explains*
âBeing away from me would set you off faster.â Okay, Iâll go with you!
*listener denies*
âMe being around other people would set you off faster.â Thatâs not good, but we can still do this. Canât we fly there or teleport or something?
*listener speaks*
âUsing magic will set you off fasterâ. You know, this whole situation seems like a real catch twenty-two.
*pause*
{discouraged}
Is there anything we could do to make this go smoother?
*listener tells*
âYou think you could trap yourself away from meâ? That sounds like a good plan. Can I help with that or..?
*listener asks*
âWe need something to wrap around you.â I think Iâve got some kite string. Would that work?
*listener agrees*
Okay, Iâll just be in the garage. I hope that isnât too far away.
*pause*
That pentagram looks cool. Is it part of the spell orâŚ
{panicked}
Hey there, my good friend! My friend, who has no further claim on me. My friend who definitely doesnât need to have their way with me. Are you getting the picture? Weâre just friends and nothing more. No matter how alluring your eyes look when they glow like that.
*listener questions*
âWhy are you standing in a pentagramâ? Oh, you know how it is. The other you just likes drawing pentagrams for no particular reason.
*listener questions*
âWhy do I have stringâ? Just for a project, Iâm working on. Nothing special, just totally, mundane, non-magic activities. Of course, itâs a non-magic activity since I donât know how to do magic. And I definitely am not cooperating with the other you to seal you away.
*small pause*
Speaking of the other you, do you think you could let them back out? I donât really know the full scope of your relationship, but I just have something to say to them.
(yelp)
Yep, Iâm sure I could tell you anything I would tell them. Thatâs why I can tell you thatâŚ
âŚitâs time for dessert? Dessert! Which is ice cream and⌠red wine⌠mixed? Yeah, like a wine milkshake. A wine-shake if you will, I kind of invented it.
*small pause*
If youâll just excuse me for a moment I can get two, ready.
*listener flirts*
âYou want something else for dessertâ? Okay, Iâm sure we could get you whatever you want. What were you thinking of?
*listener commits*
âMeâ?! Iâm flattered but Iâm not on the menu!
[magic sfx]
Hey, Iâm floating again!
*listener comments*
No, thereâs nothing we need to do on the couch! We should just stay a healthy distance apart and talk! Please stop floating me!
[body thuds]
{relieved}
Oh, that was close! I was really worried you werenât coming back for a second!
*listener questions*
Yeah, the hearts had covered all the color in your eyes. But we still had some space left near the edges.
*listener asks*
Yeah, I got the string. Is it going to be enough?
*listener comments*
I hope so too. So how does this work?
[magic sfx]
Cool, you made the string glow. Now what?
*listener speaks*
âYou need me to tie you up with itâ? Okay, should I take my time or do I need to hurry?
*listener clarifies*
Yeah, I imagine doing this spell probably didnât help our little problem. Iâll try to tie you up quickly.
[magic sfx]
There, youâre all tied up. Do we have any time before-!
{nervous}
Oh, you're back! Not back, because you never left and there is certainly no one else here.
*listener questions*
Please donât call me darling. And as for why youâre tied up, itâs because⌠weâre trying out some bondage stuff?
*listener reveals*
âYou know thatâs not trueâ? Worth a shot though, right?
(dry chuckle)
*listener begs*
Iâm not your sweetheart, and I canât untie you! Youâre not stable right now. So you need to stay right there, away from me, until you calm down.
*listener states*
Iâm sure you feel calm, but youâre eyes are very pink right now. And I donât want you exacting revenge on anyone for looking at me funny.
*listener questions*
Nope! Thereâs no one looking at me! Iâm such a loser that I have no friends and all of my family disowned me so there is no one you need to think about!
*listener disagrees*
Wow, mind reading is inconvenient. Okay, how about I put it this way. If you hurt the people I love platonically. I will never love you romantically.
*listener threatens*
âYou can make me love you?â Probably true, but thatâs not necessary! If you stay in your pentagram Iâll stay with you all the time! Iâll feed you and care for you, and Iâll have eyes for no one else. So you do not need to make any attempts at escape because I already love you.
*listener accuses*
Nope, Iâm not lying! I only have feelings for you. No one else!
*listener specifies*
âThe other youâ? No, I donât love them! I like you way more!
*listener accuses*
Okay, I guess you know Iâm lying. But thatâs just because you scare me. Youâre really intense.
*listener alleges*
They arenât going to steal me from you. They are you. Itâs fine. You can just stay here and then we will be together forever.
*listener agrees*
You agree? You agree. Thatâs a relief! So Iâll go get monopoly or something and we can get ready for a little vacation-!
*small pause*
Youâre not in the string! Howâd you get out of the string!
*listener answers*
âI tied it too tightâ? That was a possibility?! You know, if I had known that I could tie it too tight I would have-!
*listener approaches*
{scared}
Wow, you are very close! Please donât hurt anyone.
*listener implies*
âYou wonât need toâ? I donât understand but Iâm glad you agree!
[magic sfx]
Woah, that knife seems sharp for someone who doesn't plan to hurt people! You know you donât need it right. I already love you!
*listener foreshadows*
âNot enoughâ? I donât get it. What are you-?
*small pause*
Youâve got the love potion. Thatâs not good. You know you donât need to use that, right?
[knife cuts]
Hey, I really donât like that look in your eyes! Please just calm down-!
(drinking sounds)
Oh, thatâs not good! Youâve gone and infected me with love! At least I have a few minutes before I go bonkers.
*listener speaks*
âLetâs speed that upâ? What do you mean, speed it up? You canât-!
[magic sfx]
(deep breaths)
*pause*
{desperate}
Kiss me!
(kissing sfx fade to black)
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