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This script has no pre-placed audio cues. All sounds would be created by the speaker. Of course, any options can be added, just don't expect to find them written out.

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(SFX created by the speaker)

{Stage Direction}

*non-spoken context*

~emphasis~

Workout Aftercare

{happy}

Hey babe, your home a little late. Was traffic bad?

*listener responds*

You put in some extra sets at the gym? That’s wonderful honey. I wish I had the will to consistently workout. Alas, cinnamon buns and Netflix feel so much better!

*small pause*

Dinner’s almost ready! I used one of those healthy recipes, so you should be able to get your fill.

*listener comments*

I know I don’t ~have~ to cook for you. But what kind of monster would I be if I didn’t support your health journey at least a little? Consider it reparations for all the sweets I taunt you with.

*listener responds*

I knew you’d see it my way. Now, go shower up, and I’ll get a plate ready for you.

*long pause*

You look tired, honey? Did a big shipment come in at work today?

*listener speaks*

{stunned}

Three bulk shipments?! You must have been lifting things all day!

*listener confirms*

And even after all that, you still went to the gym and you decided to put in extra sets?! You must be exhausted!

*small pause*

{determined}

You know what, take the rest of my plate! You need the calories. I’ll find something else to snack on.

*listener objects*

No buts! You are not going to wither away on my watch! Eat up, and I’ll go pick out a movie for tonight.

*long pause*

{happy}

Alright, I’ve narrowed it down to three options, I thought you could pick. What do you think you’d-!

{distressed}

Sweetheart! You’re practically limping! Are you feeling all right?

*listener admits*

“You think you pulled something”? Sweetie, we got to get you fixed up right away! Lay down on the couch.

*listener objects*

What I wanted to do tonight is irrelevant! You are clearly in pain! And I can’t feel good until you feel good!

*small pause*

I worked at a spa for a few months, I’m sure I can make you feel at least a little better. Just lay down for me.

*listener conforms*

{smooth}

Thanks, honey. Where would you say the pain is?

*listener speaks*

Mostly your lower back? Alright, flip over. I’m going to sit on your shoulder blades and rub your back. Say something if you feel pain anywhere else.

*pause*

Am I rubbing the right spots, hun? It’s been a while since I’ve done this.

*listener praises*

Thanks, hun, good to know I can still find all the right spots.

*small pause*

I’m going to really dig in with my elbow. It’ll probably hurt, but you’ll feel a lot better in the morning. So just brace for the impact I guess.

*listener winces*

I’m sure it’s tender honey, but it helps the healing process. This pain will be worth it, I promise. Just try to tough it out for me.

*small pause*

I think we’ve got some Aleve left. That’ll probably help with the pain for tonight.

*listener comments*

Yeah, I know it makes you sleepy, but that’s kind of a pro, not a con. A good night’s rest is just what you need.

*listener continues*

We don’t ~need~ to watch a movie together, sweetie. If you need to rest, I’m sure I can find something else to occupy my time. Your health is more important to me than my short-term boredom.

*listener disagrees*

Hey! Don’t try to throw me off now. I sat on you for a reason. I knew you’d probably try to leave.

*small pause*

Honey, I don’t mind doing this. You’re allowed to be a little needy every once in a while. Honestly, I wish you’d do it more often. So for tonight, you are going to lay still and I am going to do my best to help you.

*listener folds*

You’re right hun, I do get stubborn when it comes to aiding you. And you know better than most that when I set my mind to something, you shouldn't try to stop me. Now, stop squirming, and I’ll finish up with some percussion.

*pause*

You don’t have to work tomorrow, right?

*listener confirms*

Good, I don’t either. So when you go to the gym tomorrow, I’m coming with you.

*listener questions*

So I can make sure you don’t overwork yourself, that’s why. I don’t want you lifting things with a bad back come Monday, so I’ve got to make sure you fully recover.

*listener opposes*

Oh, don’t get like that. You’re the one who always wanted to bring me to the gym. Well now, you got what you wanted.

*small pause*

Tell you what, if you let me come with you, and you promise to take it easy, I’ll do some workouts too.

*small pause*

For a week! How’s that to sweeten the deal?

*listener agrees*

I thought so. Now you relax and I’ll go get the painkillers. Then we’ll cart you off to bed.

*pause*

{happy}

Here you go! And a glass of water to wash it down. Make sure to drink all of that, hydration is important!

*small pause*

Hey, thanks for listening to me on this stuff hun. I’m so glad that we have a relationship where you don’t have to hide this kind of stuff.

*small pause*

Let’s get you to bed.

*pause*

I thought about it, and I’ve decided that I’m going to cuddle up with you until I fall asleep. That way, I can still get some quality time in with you.

*listener comments*

Yeah, I thought you’d like that. Get in bed, I’m going to get you some more water.

*pause*

This is nice. Being all snuggled up under the blankets. You’re really warm.

*listener jokes*

{jokingly}

Oh, my hand are cold? Well, then I’ll just have to warm them up!

*speaker “attacks”*

Ooh, I know it’s chilly baby, but your back is the perfect hand warmer. This is just the cost of getting a free massage.

*pause*

{happy}

Was that a yawn I saw? That medicine stuff really does a number one you, doesn’t it?

(yawn)

You got me yawning too.

(happy sigh)

Goodnight babe. Get better soon.