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I wrote this to celebrate NASAs Europa Clipper mission that's probably gonna get canceled before its launch date. Listener is the gender neutral personification of the planet earth.

I’d really appreciate any feedback anybody has! I don't know what I’m doing at all

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The moon Europa is orbiting Jupiter

Sigh another day just floating in the endless void of space. I’m so sick of living in the shadow of like what 70 other moons? Ugh. Everybody is always on about Io and her beautiful volcanoes and Calisto's pretty craters, and all I’ve got is this endless icy surface and these stretch marks.

Whatever, they don't know what I’m hiding below the surface. I'll show them all one day.

But still I wish somebody would just look at me once Y’know. I have a lot to offer! I’m the sixth biggest moon for crying out loud! And I got an ocean! I wish Venus would just respond to one of my messages at least once. Hell I’d even settle for Triton.

Wait what's that creepy third planet looking at over here? Ugh, that creep is probably giving Io the eye. I guess they finally got the hint that Mars wasn't interested. Why would they be anyways? I mean look at what a mess they make everywhere, with those freaky little satellites. Jupiter is still mad about that one that made its way over here twenty years ago. Y’know what, I'm not gonna take this, Io may be kinda arrogant but I’m not gonna let this creepy ball of dirt just ogle them like that! I’m gonna give them a piece of my mind!

Wait, Io is over there right now. What are they looking at then? Ganymede? No they're kinda looking over here. Oh if they're staring at Themisto I’m really gonna lose it!

Oh, oh, Oh nonononononononononononono. Earth is staring at me aren't they.

Eeep!

Hides behind jupiter

Oh man oh man oh man oh manohmanohman

Okokok I’m just seeing stuff I’m gonna peak around and they’ll be looking away

They peak around, earth awkwardly waves at them.

Eeep!

They hide back behind

I know I wanted somebody to notice me for once but earth? They're so weird. They have too many colors, like blue, brown, green, yellow, white, grey. Just freaking pick two! And that doofy atmosphere with all those pretty wispy clouds. And that adorable way their face just lit up when they saw me. Maybe they aren't so bad….

No no no stay focused. I’m gonna go out there right now and tell them to get lost, before they send one of their stupid satellites at me.

They go back around

Hey! Hey you! Yeah, I’m talking to you, you big blue and green weirdo! What are you looking at!

Earth Replies

Europa Starts crying

Well yeah obviously me! Cut it out! You don't see me staring at you do you! Just stop it I get it I’m ugly ok! I'm just a big ball of ice with these darn stretch marks. It's not my fault, ok! Jupiter is just always stretching and pulling on me and it makes me feel all warm inside so I don't even care! I get it I’m the ugliest moon! I like it here and I like myself just the way I am! So beat it!

Earth tries to reassure them Europa regains composure

What do you mean you don't think I’m ugly? Wait, you like my stretch marks? Stop it! You just want to use me for like a gravity slingshot for one of your stupid little machines or something. See you’re sending one to me right now!

Earth Launches Europa Clipper

What's even the deal with those anyways!? You’re always just making them and dropping them on the rest of us. Look at poor Mars, you wont leave them alone!

They tell you more about us? Well what could I possibly have that you’d want to look at?

You know about my ocean? How did you find out about that? It's just a little side project of mine. It's nothing worth checking out.

You think it's cool? Well of course it's cool!

Europa Clipper gets closer

Get that thing away from me! With its stupid little solar panels and stupid beeping!

Looks at it closer and softens

Actually it's kinda cute.

Laughs and plays with it

It's so intricate and small. How do you make these?

C-can I keep it? Not that I like it or anything! I just don't want something you worked so hard on to go to waste!

Stop looking at me like that!

Ok fine you can check out my ocean. But don't touch anything ok! I’ve been working on some complex molecules and I don't want you messing it up!

Anyways over here are my trenches….. And over here…

Fade out

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