You wake up late at night to the ringing of your old wall phone. Only to be contacted by the mysterious Mothman! Unfortunately they're having an off night. It happens to the best of us.

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Listener has been woken up from a deep sleep by the ringing of a rarely used landline phone in their kitchen. They pick it up. A garbled distorted voice lies on the other end.

Listen closely oh human! I bring a dire warning!

Who am I? look out your window into the trees

Listener sees a shadowy figure perched on the branches of a pine tree. Their eyes glow a bright red.

See oh being of this world, the shadow I reflect into your dimension! See the black wings! The glowing red eyes! But look not too long! Lest I drive your primitive mind into madness! Tis I the beast that stalks the abandoned quarries of the Appalachian mountains! I who haunt the cornfields of this lonesome Ohio countryside! I who who alone among my peers takes residence on the precipice between the real and the imagined! Beware man of the world for you have been contacted by the Mothman! oooooooooooooo

Listener is unimpressed

Ugh c'mon mannnnn its like you're not even scared. This isn't any fun

Listener askes about the dire warning while filling a glass of water in the sink.

Oh yeah yeah Dire Warning

On December 15th 1967 the bridge that connects point pleasant West Virginia with Gallia County Ohio shall collapse!!! I have spoken! ooooooooooooo

What do you mean I'm too late for that? I mean aha- that was a test! making sure you were paying attention Y'see. no the true warning is this! Take head oh earthling for on the day of May 18th 1980, No later and no sooner, Mt. St Helens Shall Erupt!

Listener is still unimpressed

That was also a test! on 26 April 1986 the 4th reactor of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant shall enter meltdown!! Take heed!

Oh for the love of-!

Ok Um in the 2000's Nicholas Cage will be in some very bad moviessssssss oooooooooooooooo

Listener hides the trauma caused by National Treasure 2

That doing anything for you?

On May 23rd 2245 The Tuatara warrior priests of Zargon Five will emerge from hiding to fight a heroic last stand against the Immortal God Empress Kristen Wiig! Oooooooooooooooo

Oh so now that's too late? Ughhhhhh C'mon man work with me here.

What year is it anyways?

Oh jeez O' petes I'm way out of the timestream here, no wonder it was so hard to find a landline phone to harass. Man buddy I'm sorry I'm just making a gosh darned fool of myself here. You expect something spooky from me and I am just letting ya down Y'know.

Listener acts scared

Oh buddy I appreciate that but we both know your just being nice. You're alright y'know that? Real heck of a guy.

Hey hey, wanna hear a joke? What's the biggest kinda moth?

Don't know?

A Mammoth!!

Hysterical laughter eventually winding down to a sigh

Oh C'mon man that was a good one admit it

Happy Sigh

Anyways I'm gonna eat you now

Glass Breaks

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