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[Background SFX]
(SFX created by the speaker)
{Stage Direction}
*non-spoken context*
|Authorās Note|
~emphasis~
An Arcane Archeologist
|If it isnāt too much of a hassle, all whisper SFX should be made by the speaker and overlaid onto the dialogue.|
|This script has a lot of [non-verbal SFX]. While I think theyāre nice, the story could easily be done without them.|
[stone door slides]
{pleased}
Welcome my dear compatriots, to the forgotten crypt of Oiyv!
|This is just a mash of some letters. Any name would work, but Iād try to keep it vague enough to be androgenous|
After thousands of years, it has finally been rediscovered! We have to document everything! You two, head to the east chamber, you three, document this main room, and Iāll check in on the inner crypt.
[walking sfx]
Hereās the casket. The inlaid materials are very impressive considering the technology.
[camera flash]
Of course, the walls depict the life of Oiyv. Weāll be studying these myths for a while.
[camera flashes thrice]
Wow, there are a ~ton~ of paintings on these walls! Many more than the crypts of the high priests and concubines. We should consider how many of these stories will actually be attributed to Oiyv.
*small pause*
Iāll call the rest of the team in here to measure the room. Then we can see whatās left inside the crypt!
*turns around*
{amazed}
Wow! That gemstone is huge! I think itās the centerpiece of the crown, but why it would be sitting on a doorframe eludes me.
[camera flashes]
Iāll take it down now since it doesnāt look like this was even the original resting place.
{conversing}
Hey, youāre down with the east room already? Alright, start measuring in here, I need to pop out for some air.
[walking begins]
[crystal reverb]
{confused}
What was that? Oh, no, did someone start up the radar while we were in here? Everyone knows how that messes with me!
[walking accelerates]
[desert night ambiance]
{annoyed}
Yep, definitely feels like someone turned on the scanners. Thereās no way Iām laying down while they discover the find of the century!
{loudly}
Pack up the sensitive stuff and call it a night! And tarp up the entrance to the tomb, we wouldnāt want anything interfering.
[tent flap opens]
[ambiance quiets]
{normal speech}
[writing sounds intermittent]
Meanwhile, itās time for ~you~ to get a closer inspection. What do we have here? About twelve hundred carats, clarity is; very slightly, or maybe eye clean, the cut is immaculate for pre-industrial tools. Quite the impressive jewel you had here Oiyv!
*small pause*
[desert ambiance fades]
It looks like there is a richer deposit in the center of the emerald. Thatād be unheard of!
(unintelligible whispers)
Itāsā¦ reallyā¦
(quick exhale)
I must be more tired than I thought! I suppose itās not too early to throw in the towel. Itās not like youāre going anywhere!
(chuckles)
[cot compresses]
Tomorrow, weāll be ready to open up the casket. Then we can get some information off the bones!
(yawns)
*time skip*
(breathily mouthing words)
*snaps awake*
{tired}
Ugh, these expedition cots get worse every year! I barely slept!
[opens tent]
[desert day ambiance]
(yawn)
Looks like there wasnāt a sandstorm. Thatās good! But Iām in no shape to head back under. Iāll just head to the research tent and try to sort some things.
[walking sfx]
[tent opens]
{more awake}
Okay, whatās around here? The east chamber was an armory so weāve got some ornamental garments. The main room had these idols, they might be significant. Ooh! Now that looks interesting! It looks like a spare burial diadem! But itās missing its gem. Actually, it looks like the center gem was pulled off after the gold set. Maybe even after burial? The headband is oddly large, maybe it was meant to go over the head, not on top. But thatās not how they depicted it.
*pause*
Maybe you just have to balance it. Will the front fit on my head?
*places crown*
Oh! Thatās actually really snug. How is itā¦
{confused}
Itās smaller? I literally just looked at this thing and it seems smaller than before. Do I have heat stroke or something cause that doesnāt make any sense. How about I put this thing down and go get some water.
[walking sfx]
(unintelligible whispers)
{concerned}
Okay! Iām definitely delusional. I should let the medic take a look at me. Yep, Iāll get some water and then get a nice check-up! Iāll open up this tent andā¦
*small pause*
I thought I put this thing down! I must be really messed up to hallucinate actions. Iāll just drop this headpiece right here and walk away.
[crown hits floor]
Letās get some water and then a check-up! Why am I repeating myself?
*small pause*
I really am losing it, but itās fine! I caught the symptoms in time, Iām sure Iāll make a full recovery!
(drinks water)
That feels much better! And Iām sure the doc can fix me right up! Iāll head to their tent right now!
(whispered: No!)
{distressed}
And itās getting worse! I need to see someone right now!
(whispered: No!)
Iām going to ignore that. Iām clearly not doing well.
(repetitively whispered: The Crown)
Iāve gone off the deep end! I am not going to look at that headband because the hallucinations tell me to. I am going to march into the medical tent and get myself checked!
[walking sfx]
[tent opens]
Doctor, I believe I am suffering fromā¦
This isnāt the medical tent. This is still research, Iāve walked in a circle.
(repetitively whispered: The Crown ; The Floor)
Great, now Iām close to this thing. I shouldnāt acknowledge it. Entertaining delusion is a good way to get hurt. I am going to walk away from that thing and submit myself for an inspection!
(whispered: Wear It ; Put It On : Don It ; Take It )
I shouldnātā¦ I canātā¦ I
*puts on crown*
[background sounds silence]
{anxious}
I canāt see! I canāt see, I canāt hear, I must have passed out. This is not good, this is-
(yelp)
Is someone there?! No, no one is there, this isnāt happening. Iām obviously unconscious and this is my brainās rendered confusion. Someone will find me laying on the floor and theyāll take me to the doctor and Iāll be fine.
(loud whisper: Donāt Trust The Doctor)
Great, the voice is still here. But itās not real. Itās just my voice, in my head, being really creepy!
*jolts awake*
Iām back in the tent. Iām fine! Iām going to stand up very slowly and call for help. Iām not well, and no voice can tell me otherwise. Iām going to stop talking to myself and-!
Who are you!
*listener speaks*
{denial}
No, no, no, youāre not Oiyv! Youāre a mirage or maybe a prank and Iām not going to entertain you. Iām going to the doctor.
*listener comments*
I donāt care if you wouldnāt go to the doctor, I would and I am. I need help!
*listener disagrees*
I ~do~ need help and you need to stop talking. Youāre not real! Oiyv probably wasnāt even real, just a conglomerate of the ruling class. Youāre a literary device, nothing more!
*listener warns*
{worried}
What do you mean, āthe doctor will betray meā? Wait, no, I donāt want to hear anything from you. Youāre not here! Iām leaving.
[opens tent flap]
(echoing whisper: Stop!)
Oh no, I actually did. Iām actually listening to the fake ghost in my head! Iāve lost it!
*listener denies*
{upset}
Of course, youād tell me I havenāt lost it! Youāre the problem! Youāre a mental device that is trying to usurp power in my mindā¦ and itās working.
*small pause*
(sigh)
What did you mean about the doctor?
*listener speaks*
{skeptical}
āYouāve seen this happen beforeā? What does that mean? Do you possess people often?
*listener confirms*
āYesā? Youāre telling me that youāve done this more than once, and each time your āhostā goes to seek medical aid? Of course, people try to get rid of you! This is borderline schizophrenic! I donāt blame them!
*listener continues*
Oh, Iām sure. You donāt want me to go get help because theyāll think Iām crazy? I am crazy! Iām hearing voices and seeing long-dead deific constructs. I ought to be put in a straight jacket and shipped away!
*listener concurs*
Oh, youāre afraid theyāll ship me away, and cure you? Boo-hoo! Youāre a figment of my imagination and Iāll dispose of you as such!
*listener parrots*
What do you mean, ālike theyāll dispose of meā? Wait, donāt tell me. You think theyāll take credit for my work and shut me out? Right?
*listener deflects*
Well yes, you didnāt ~say~ that, but itās what youāre thinking!
*listener argues*
Well yes, if you are me, then that would mean that Iām thinking that. But youāre not me! And this isnāt some suppressed fear itās speculation at best!
*listener pushes*
No, Iām not the least bit worried that theyād cart me off and take the fame! They wouldnāt do that to meā¦ would they?
(repeating randomly: Donāt Trust Them ; Trust Me)
{irate}
Stop that!
(words continue)
Stop it!
(words persist)
I said stop!
(silence)
{apprehensive}
Say, I believed you. What could you do about it? I canāt just live with you talking to me like this.
*listener offers*
You want me to get your crown jewel?
(echoing softly: The Emerald)
{annoyed}
And then what? You go away? I get sent to an asylum? You resurrect? What would happen next?
*listener answers*
Youād protect me?
(scoffs)
Weāve been over this buddy, youāre not real! But, I do need you to shut up if Iām going to fake sanity until the end of this expedition. If I go get your jewel, will you stop whispering at me?
*listener agrees*
Well then, you have yourself a deal.
[walking sfx]
[tent flaps opens]
(whispering: The Jewel ; The Emerald ; My Jewel ; Mine)
[Picks up emerald]
Is this what you want? Are you satisfied?
*listener speaks*
You want me to put it back in the crown? I had almost forgotten I was wearing this thing. I hope no one saw me in it.
*small pause*
All right, Iāll do it. But you better respect our deal!
(whispering getting louder: Yes ; The Jewel ; My Jewel ; Restoration ; Respect)
[crystal reverb]
There, itās done! Now-!
[collapses]
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