Description: Your girlfriend takes you to ̶h̶e̶r̶ their place to show you all the things ̶s̶h̶e̶ they have prepared for your birthday, ready to give you a lovely day you don't want to ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ forget!

[START]

Background ambiance of water dripping down through the ceiling onto the ground.

Girlfriend1: "And here we are, sorry about the cold and...everything else..."

Her voice sounds glitchy and robotic, yet caring.

Girlfriend1: "That aside, I have put up some banners and decorations as you can see!"

Sound of metal scraping as another figure joins them

Girlfriend2: "Oh that's not all, I made you a cake"

Her voice sounds almost the same, yet with a hint of insanity to it.

Girlfriend2: "I was extra careful this time, following the instructions to the letter, wouldn't want to have another fire! laughter."

Sound of metallic clunking as yet another figure joins them.

Girlfriend3: "You didn't start without me...did you?"

Her voice also sounds almost the same, yet it sounds like she's about to break out into deranged screams at any moment.

Girlfriend1: "Not yet, why don't you give our darling your gifts?"

Girlfriend3: "With pleasure!"

Sound of her giving the listener a present.

Girlfriend3: "I hope you like it, I made it myself."

Sound of the listener ripping open the present before removing a blade from its sheathe.

Girlfriend3: "Perfect for if you ever get followed by someone and need to rip out their throat!!" Glitched laughter.

Girlfriend2: "Me next, me next!"

Sound of her giving the listener another gift, which they immediately rip open.

Girlfriend2: Giggle. "I went through your boss's bank account, now her wealth is all yours!"

Girlfriend2: "You're so cute when you're flustered! Deranged laughter"

Sound of her giving the listener a kiss.

Girlfriend1: "And now for my gift."

Sound of her handing the listener the final gift, which the listener doesn't unwrap, but rather unlocks.

Girlfriend1: "Yep, wedding rings, all made by me, carved out of human bones."

Girlfriend1: "Of course, we'll be marrying you, what kind of question is that!"

Girlfriend1 2 3: "Then we can be together forever!"

Girlfriend1 2 3: "Then we can move into your place and you can wake up by our side every morning."

Girlfriend3: "Now let's give you some of that cake."

Sound of her cutting the cake and giving a plate to the listener.

Girlfriend1: "Also honey, I noticed something when I was watching you leave work, there was this brunette watching you."

Girlfriend1: "Yeah she was wearing a green sweater, how did you know?"

Girlfriend1: "Oh she's that manager you were talking about yesterday? well..."

Girlfriend2: "I took care of her. Deranged cackle."

Girlfriend3: "And I got rid of the remains! Glitched noises."

Girlfriend2: "So how does the cake taste?"

Girlfriend2: "I'm happy to hear so, I'm glad that you're still so excited by my baking."

Girlfriend3: "Especially now that no fires are involved!! Laughs."

Girlfriend2: "Don't worry, I have dealt with the neighbor who gave me those faulty instructions."

Girlfriend1: "Oh don't worry darling, we've already taken care of the wedding plans, your family is already invited."

Girlfriend3: "Oh we know that they want to keep their distance from us, but I've personally made sure that they will come."

Girlfriend2: "The wedding is happening in two weeks on the 23rd."

Girlfirend1: "It'll be grandiose, the perfect wedding for us."

Girlfriend3: "Of course we'll do all this for your birthday, we love you, so no need to cry honey."

Sound of her giving the listener a kiss.

Girlfriend2: "Now how about we show you what we cooked for dinner!"

Girlfriend3: "We've tried our hand at cooking chicken again, and this time it isn't going to move off the plate!"

Girlfriend1: "And some wine to go along with it!"

Sound of them pouring the listener a glass and giving them a plate.

Girlfriend1 2 3: "Happy birthday darling!"

[END]

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