Description: You come into your kitchen to greet your wife on this fine morning, but something is off with her...and it's kinda creeping you out.

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Sound of cooking as the listener steps into the kitchen.

Wife: "Hey honey, you're up early."

Wife: "I'm cooking your favorite, I wanted to surprise you with it, but well...you're up."

Wife: "What do you mean that's not your favorite?"

Wife: Nervous laugh. "Of course I know what your favorite dish is, we've been together for 8 years and married for 3."

Wife: "...5...married for 5 years now..."

Wife: Trying to come up with an excuse. "Uhh, behind you!"

Wife: "Yeah the cabinet behind you, I've been hearing creaks from it all morning, you should check to see if everything is alright....hehe."

Wife: Sighs and whispers to herself. "Oh good, they bought that."

Wife: "Hmm? oh um, you're sure there is nothing wrong with it?"

Wife: "Me? changing the subject? never!"

Wife: "Why don't you get the plates out an-w-why are you getting so close?"

Wife: "What about my face?"

Wife: "Awww, are you still that entranced by my beauty? even after all these years?"

Wife: "N-No!?! ...well that's rather harsh,.."

Wife: "Where did my scar go? ...uhhh, I...tried out make-up! yeah, that...that's it."

Wife: "I don't like make-up? well, there's a first for everything."

Wife: "H-Hey!!! what are you rubbing my cheek...for..."

Wife: "Uhm...okay...maybe there isn't any make-up covering the scar..."

Sound of the front door getting thrown open and someone running into the kitchen.

Actual Wife: "I have you now B25!"

Sound of her using an electronic device to knock out the faker, making them fall to the ground.

Actual Wife: Out of breath. "Oh...hey honey!"

Sound of her taking a moment to catch her breath.

Actual Wife: "What was that? eh, well just an experiment gone wrong you know?"

Actual Wife: "You don't know...well remember when I told you that I achieved a massive breakthrough in the lab two weeks ago?"

Actual Wife: "Well she is it, I cloned myself."

Actual Wife: "Well...honestly I was just messing around in the lab during a slow day and then I happened to stumble upon a method through which I could do it...and it was too tempting to not try."

Actual Wife: "Hmm? I didn't clone my memories, so I'm not surprised she didn't get that right."

Actual Wife: "She probably heard me talking to myself from her test tube, hearing me...talk about you...hehe."

Actual Wife: "Well yeah I do talk about you a lot, even if it's to myself."

Actual Wife: "She was really sneaky, she waited until I fell asleep at my desk before breaking out of her test tube and tying me to my chair."

Actual Wife: "Well I'm going to take her back to the lab, using an even more secure tube this time."

Actual Wife: "What will I do with her? uhh...well to be honest after I'm done studying her I don't know, technically I would have to...destroy her."

Actual Wife: "Okay fine kill, I would have to kill her, and I know that sounds harsh but think about it, I can't have a woman that looks almost exactly like me roam around the world."

Actual Wife: "Exactly it wouldn't be a good idea."

Actual Wife: "Wait...are you trying to take this as a chance to have two wives?"

Actual Wife: "Woah Woah, I was just joking, I know you don't mean it that way."

Actual Wife: "Could you...could you help me carry her into the car?"

Actual Wife: "She made what? ugh, gross, I hate that dish."

Actual Wife: "You know what? you're coming with me, we're getting take out on the way, and then we're going to cuddle in bed."

Actual Wife: "Oh yeah, I spent all night in the lab trying to break free, I'm tired and sore."

Actual Wife: "Really? they have those again? well, we're going to chicken kings then."

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