Description: It's your birthday and you come home after work, only for your android to give you a bizarre birthday surprise as she tries to shrug off her glitching.

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Sounds of a door opening and closing as someone steps inside, hanging their coat up.

Android: Talking to herself quietly "Oh! Master has come home, he'll love the surprise!"

Sounds of another door opening.

Android: "SURPRISE MASTER!!"

A party popper goes off.

Android: "Huh? what is this about? it's a birthday surprise for you, was that not clear?"

Android: "No? ...but I put up all this decoration, I-I thought you would like it."

Android: "The banners? ...Wait, Master I'm sorry, this is a terrible mistake."

Android: "These banners were supposed to say 'Happy Birthday'...not 'Merry Christmas'...and 'Happy Halloween'...and...'I Love You'?"

Android: "Something must have g-gone wrong Master, I made these myself, and yet now they are all different."

Android: Voice glitches out towards the end. "Hmm? Am I alright? don't worry Master I'm fully oper-oper-operational!"

Android: "My right eye? Oh, that! well, it isn't moving because...it's undergoing a firmware update, y-yes, there was a firmware update just for the right eye."

Android: "Please don't worry Master, let me just give you a slice of the cake I made for you."

Android: "...Are you not happy with the cake Master? do you not like chocolate cake? or do you have an allergy and can't eat the cherries I have put on top?"

Android: "The frosting?"

Android: "T-That doesn't mean anything M-Master, just because the main banner AND the cake both say 'I love you' doesn't m-mean anything!"

Sounds of extreme glitching.

Android: Voice glitching throughout. "I-I'm sorry Master, I've been experiencing some glitches and malfunctions for the past two weeks now, it appears that they have made me slip up and reveal my true desires."

Android: "I didn't tell you because I was afraid...that you wouldn't want me anymore, that you'll replace me."

Android: "...Do I trust you? of course I do Master!"

Android: "So you wouldn't have replaced me?"

Android: Voice glitching again. "I'm sorry for being so foolish, now I have ruined your birthday surpr-Oh...that, I-I don't know what you're talking about."

Android: "Master I would never lie to yo-I'm sorry, I have to admit that I might've...fallen for you Master."

Android: "Why did I fall for you? well, you never treated me like I'm just an Android, or maid, or assistant, you treated me like an equal, with kindness and respect."

Android: "Despite how busy your schedule has been lately, you've still taken the time to try and help me with house chores, and taking your off time to teach me more about human nature."

Android: Voice glitches really badly. "Though I'm designed to have emotions and to learn from my environment to a certain degree, I wasn't designed or programmed to love...and yet I couldn't help falling for you."

Sounds of steps and clothes rustling as the listener hugs the android.

Android: "A-A date? you want to go on a date with me? really!?"

Android: "T-Thank you for me giving me a chance M-Master, I'll show you how much I...love you."

Sounds of another really bad episode of glitches.

Android: Voice glitching as she suddenly changes accents. "I hope I didn't ruin the birthday surprise too badly."

Android: "Oh dear, I think it might be best to get me to a service station now Master."

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