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A4A - (Trying to) Flirt with a Clueless Bunny! [Bakadere] [Cute] [Oblivious] [Nerdy Rambling]
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AudialArchivist is anyone looking for anyone in Nerdy Rambling
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Sharing another old script of mine, one of the first few I wrote for my channel, in fact. This is just something short and sweet, though I have added a little bit to it. As always, monetization is fine, just please credit me. have fun!

You can find the rest of my scripts here: AudialArchivist (u/AudialArchivist) - Reddit

And my Twitter here: Audial Archivist (Script Comms Open!) (@AudialArchivist) / Twitter

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[Restaurant ambience]

[Door opens, bell rings]

Hello there, welcome to Warrenā€™s! Right this way, please. How has your day been so far? [---] That busy, hm? Hopefully the afternoon is easier on you. [---] It already looks good, does it? You must be looking forward to lunch. [---] My day? Quite well so far, itā€™s been a little quiet in here this morning, but I canā€™t complain. [---] The sun is nice today, so how would you like this table by the window here? [---] Great! My name is [insert name], and Iā€™ll be your waiter today. Would you like a moment with the drink menu? [---] A regular, huh? Well, welcome back.

Hm? Yes, actually, I just started here a couple weeks ago. [---] Oh, you've noticed my ears, I take it. I suppose they're rather hard to miss. Yes, Iā€™m an Usagi. You know, rabbit people. I'm sure you've met a couple of us around the county. [---] You havenā€™t? Then itā€™s my pleasure to be the first youā€™ve met. [---] Am I from here? No, I moved here last month from the next town over. Fainesborough, just an hour or so up the north road. [---] Oh, itā€™s lovely. Especially this time of year. So, have you decided on a drink? [---] Very good. Iā€™ll be right back.

[time skip]

And hereā€™s you drink, made to your exact specifications. [---] It does smell good, doesnā€™t it? [---] Yes, very sweet indeed. So, do you know what youā€™d like to eat? [---] What would I recommend? Now that, dear patron, is a difficult question. Thereā€™s quite a lot to choose from. Hmā€¦ At the risk of being a stereotype, this carrot and lentil curry is exceptional, especially with the naan bread. Though if you prefer meat, Iā€™ve heard good things about the elk burger with our special barbecue sauce. [---] A special request, hm? Try me. Iā€™m sure we can manage it. [---] Do we haveā€¦ cutie pie? Iā€™m sorry, I havenā€™t heard of it. But I could ask the kitchen staff, if youā€™d like. [---] No? [---] Very well, Iā€™ll be right back with that.

[time skip]

Here you are. Is there anything else I can get you for now? [---] I seem tired? I, er, suppose I am a little. But itā€™s nothing to worry about, so long as youā€™re satisfied with our service. [---] What happened? Wellā€¦ To keep it short, this new game just came out and I was up late last night playing it. [---] The game? Itā€™s a shooter, itā€™s called Die Forever. [---] Whatā€™s it about? Well, itā€™s a bit of a long story, the lore is actually pretty deep for an FPS.

So, itā€™s a sequel. In the first game- that oneā€™s just called Die- youā€™re like a space marine in this lab on Pluto, right? And out of nowhere all these monsters show up and wreck everything, and youā€™ve got to fight your way out. It turns out that the monsters are Yokai, like, demons from Japanese folklore. But what are creatures from Japanese folklore doing on Pluto, right? Well, you find out later that the head scientist at the lab, heā€™s this really famous scientist back on earth, he made all these major breakthroughs in quantum physics and space colonization, but he was only able to do that because he sold his soul to a demon lord, and he tried to cheat this demon lord, soā€”

Hm? Youā€™re a gamer, too? Oh, very good! What do you play? [---] The ā€œdating gameā€? Sorry, I donā€™t think Iā€™ve heard of it. Iā€™m more into shooters. [---] Youā€™reā€¦ not talking about a video game? So is it a boardgame? That would explain why I havenā€™t heard of it, I donā€™t play those as much.

[bells rings] Ah, another customer. I should go see to them. Do enjoy your meal, and wave me down if you need anything else!

[time skip]

Hello again, how was it? [---] Iā€™m very glad to hear that, Iā€™ll pass it along to the kitchen staff. Is there anything else I can get you for now? [---] Oh yes, I can hear quite a lot with my ears. It can be a little overwhelming at times, say, if I were at a big party or something. But generally speaking, it's no trouble. [---] Um, no, I've not had much trouble with people touching them. Folk around here seem to be mindful of that sort of thing, it's quite an inclusive community. So, er, any dessert? [---] You donā€™t think anything we have will be sweet enough? Dear patron, that sounds like a challenge. I happen to have the dessert menu right here. [---] The carrot cake? Very good, Iā€™ll be right back.

Well, well, it seems the carrot cake was sweet enough after all. [---] Just the receipt now? Very well, one moment, please. [---] And here you are. How would you like to pay? Cash? Very good. [coin sounds] My, thatā€™s a generous tip, thank you! [---] Of course. Thank you so much. I hope to see you again soon. [---] [chuckles] Well, Iā€™m glad the feeling is mutual. Oh, you left yourā€”[bell, door shuts] Erā€¦ They left their receipt behind. I suppose they didnā€™t want it.

Hm? Thereā€™s something written on the back. 652, 884ā€¦ Isā€¦ Is this a phone number? [-] Wait a minuteā€¦ Were theyā€¦ hitting on me?

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