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Sharing another old script of mine, one of the first few I wrote for my channel, in fact. This is just something short and sweet, though I have added a little bit to it. As always, monetization is fine, just please credit me. have fun!
You can find the rest of my scripts here: AudialArchivist (u/AudialArchivist) - Reddit
And my Twitter here: Audial Archivist (Script Comms Open!) (@AudialArchivist) / Twitter
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[Restaurant ambience]
[Door opens, bell rings]
Hello there, welcome to Warrenās! Right this way, please. How has your day been so far? [---] That busy, hm? Hopefully the afternoon is easier on you. [---] It already looks good, does it? You must be looking forward to lunch. [---] My day? Quite well so far, itās been a little quiet in here this morning, but I canāt complain. [---] The sun is nice today, so how would you like this table by the window here? [---] Great! My name is [insert name], and Iāll be your waiter today. Would you like a moment with the drink menu? [---] A regular, huh? Well, welcome back.
Hm? Yes, actually, I just started here a couple weeks ago. [---] Oh, you've noticed my ears, I take it. I suppose they're rather hard to miss. Yes, Iām an Usagi. You know, rabbit people. I'm sure you've met a couple of us around the county. [---] You havenāt? Then itās my pleasure to be the first youāve met. [---] Am I from here? No, I moved here last month from the next town over. Fainesborough, just an hour or so up the north road. [---] Oh, itās lovely. Especially this time of year. So, have you decided on a drink? [---] Very good. Iāll be right back.
[time skip]
And hereās you drink, made to your exact specifications. [---] It does smell good, doesnāt it? [---] Yes, very sweet indeed. So, do you know what youād like to eat? [---] What would I recommend? Now that, dear patron, is a difficult question. Thereās quite a lot to choose from. Hmā¦ At the risk of being a stereotype, this carrot and lentil curry is exceptional, especially with the naan bread. Though if you prefer meat, Iāve heard good things about the elk burger with our special barbecue sauce. [---] A special request, hm? Try me. Iām sure we can manage it. [---] Do we haveā¦ cutie pie? Iām sorry, I havenāt heard of it. But I could ask the kitchen staff, if youād like. [---] No? [---] Very well, Iāll be right back with that.
[time skip]
Here you are. Is there anything else I can get you for now? [---] I seem tired? I, er, suppose I am a little. But itās nothing to worry about, so long as youāre satisfied with our service. [---] What happened? Wellā¦ To keep it short, this new game just came out and I was up late last night playing it. [---] The game? Itās a shooter, itās called Die Forever. [---] Whatās it about? Well, itās a bit of a long story, the lore is actually pretty deep for an FPS.
So, itās a sequel. In the first game- that oneās just called Die- youāre like a space marine in this lab on Pluto, right? And out of nowhere all these monsters show up and wreck everything, and youāve got to fight your way out. It turns out that the monsters are Yokai, like, demons from Japanese folklore. But what are creatures from Japanese folklore doing on Pluto, right? Well, you find out later that the head scientist at the lab, heās this really famous scientist back on earth, he made all these major breakthroughs in quantum physics and space colonization, but he was only able to do that because he sold his soul to a demon lord, and he tried to cheat this demon lord, soā
Hm? Youāre a gamer, too? Oh, very good! What do you play? [---] The ādating gameā? Sorry, I donāt think Iāve heard of it. Iām more into shooters. [---] Youāreā¦ not talking about a video game? So is it a boardgame? That would explain why I havenāt heard of it, I donāt play those as much.
[bells rings] Ah, another customer. I should go see to them. Do enjoy your meal, and wave me down if you need anything else!
[time skip]
Hello again, how was it? [---] Iām very glad to hear that, Iāll pass it along to the kitchen staff. Is there anything else I can get you for now? [---] Oh yes, I can hear quite a lot with my ears. It can be a little overwhelming at times, say, if I were at a big party or something. But generally speaking, it's no trouble. [---] Um, no, I've not had much trouble with people touching them. Folk around here seem to be mindful of that sort of thing, it's quite an inclusive community. So, er, any dessert? [---] You donāt think anything we have will be sweet enough? Dear patron, that sounds like a challenge. I happen to have the dessert menu right here. [---] The carrot cake? Very good, Iāll be right back.
Well, well, it seems the carrot cake was sweet enough after all. [---] Just the receipt now? Very well, one moment, please. [---] And here you are. How would you like to pay? Cash? Very good. [coin sounds] My, thatās a generous tip, thank you! [---] Of course. Thank you so much. I hope to see you again soon. [---] [chuckles] Well, Iām glad the feeling is mutual. Oh, you left yourā[bell, door shuts] Erā¦ They left their receipt behind. I suppose they didnāt want it.
Hm? Thereās something written on the back. 652, 884ā¦ Isā¦ Is this a phone number? [-] Wait a minuteā¦ Were theyā¦ hitting on me?
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