You’re a yandere mortician and it’s your wedding day! Granted, your fiance doesn’t know that yet, but what luck! They should be regaining consciousness any minute now!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

NOTE: This script is HEAVILY inspired by “The Mortician’s First Love” by u/thewritevibe. I intended to fill that wonderful script, but when I went in to add some jokes to help it mesh with my content style, it got so out of hand and sort of became a ship of Theseus situation. In short: I pretty much wrote a new script with the very basic structure/premise of the old one. Whoopsie! Still, I owe thewritevibe credit for the inspiration, and I offer it most humbly. *praise hands*

CREDITING: You MUST credit both me and thewritevibe wherever you fill this. If you perform it as-is, please credit “Script by Vanilla Velvet Audio, as inspired by thewritevibe.” If you make changes, credit “Script by Vanilla Velvet Audio, as inspired by thewritevibe, with edits by (YourName)”

RULES FOR RECORDING: Edit, adlib, change genders, monetize! All I ask: don’t put it behind a paywall or otherwise charge for access (including selling downloads of the finished audio) UNLESS it's also available elsewhere for free. (Example: It's okay to make it an early release on Patreon, as long as it reaches another free platform within one year.)

If you fill this script, let me know! I’ve kept the vocal directions mostly vague so it can work deadpan, silly, scary, snarky, or however you’d like to play it. Get creative! I can’t wait to see what you do! :D

TRIGGER WARNING: This script ends in death for the listener (and hints at necrophilia? Bizarrely wholesome necrophilia where you have date nights with your partner’s urn??) but it’s ultimately a SFW, darkly comedic script.

This way to the script!