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Summary
(For the Speaker) You're being forced by a bunch of yanderes to get them people who will actually love them. So you have the genius idea of putting out an ad saying "HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" in order to attract that kind of person. You haven't been getting a lot of customers, though... But when you finally do get one you're overjoyed! You're happy to show them the files of all the different yanderes they can choose from. In fact, you're so happy with them you might even be turning into a bit of a yandere yourself...
(For the Listener) "HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!" That's what the ad says, but it's too... strange to be true, right? Well you are suddenly proved wrong when you actually answer the ad and get to pick from a selection of yanderes to take home. The salesperson is all too eager to tell you in detail about every last one. In fact, the salesperson seems a bit too eager in general...
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