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[M4F] [F4M] Date With Your Goudere BF/GF [SFW] [Goudere BF X Listener ] [Goudere GF X Listener] [Date] [Ducks] [Boba] [Funny?]
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thewritevibe is a female looking for a male in Boba
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Not gender specific ☺👍

I rarely dip my toes on -dere scripts. This is my second attempt at writing one.

My first attempt is about Sadodere type ➡ https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/o1noxk/m4f_f4m_date_with_your_sadodere_bfgf_sfw_mean/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

A bit of info about Goudere type :

• The gouderes have an idealized notion of their loved one, believing that they deserve the world or that they should be treated as gods, even if the love interest explains to the goudere that this is not necessary at all. Due to their insane devotion to them, they will go to unimaginable lengths to give to their love interest what they believe is the best for them creating uncomfortable and comical situations that even can put the love interest in trouble.

Legends :

• (y/n etc... ) listeners action/ your action/ sfx i think would work.

Setting :

Date at the city park on a hot afternoon with y/n.

Script BELOW ⬇

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( Hint of bustling city sfx)

(happy, excitement tone) Sorry to keep you waiting, but hey, do not fret you will be rewarded in return for hanging around this long. I have a fantastic surprise for you baby. Today is your lucky day!

Can you guess what I have here for you!? I made sure to cover this with paper towels before making my way back here, to make this surprise even more intriguing and exciting!

You are clueless as to what it is? Say no more my love, I hate seeing that crease on your forehead so I'll just go ahead and unveil this for you.

(excited tone) Taduh!!! Its your favorite, strawberry milk tea with extra bobas. (hiding truth,guilty tone) From where did I magically get this? uhmm... I went back to the shop and luckily they have restocked the strawberries so, yeah... he he he.

(y/n glare) Don't glare at me like that, I swear on my neighbors' dead toenail, that I am telling you the truth. They have restocked the strawberries right after we left.

Stop glaring!!! (defeated tone) argh!!! alright... I may have lied just a little bit. I told the girl who was supposed to have the last strawberry milk tea boba that you have a serious health condition and its on your dying wishlist to try out that specific strawberry milk tea boba before you die.

She almost cried back there but I tried my very best to console her. Right afterwards she told me that you can have the last strawberry milk tea and ordered a different flavored one instead.

(y/n disappointed) Why the sour face? (y/n dont want) what!? you no longer want this? but why? I went thru all of those trouble for you because you deserve this. Here (you offered) pleaseeee... just take it. I won't do it again, I swear.

(y/n ignored you) Psst baby... babyyy.

(teasing tone) Are you really sure you don't want this? because I'm going to drink it rather than letting this go to waste. ( you sip sfx ) ahhh... it taste like heaven, its so creamy and the fresh strawberry flavor is refreshing especially in this hot weather. The bobas' consistency is just the right amount of chewiness too.

(You happen to look at the corner)

(panic tone) Oh shit!!! the girl from the shop is looking straight right at us from across the street. Hurry!!! take this and drink earnestly like your life depends on it (y/n drink) it taste good right? (you look again at the corner ) It looks like she's getting ready to leave, she is waving goodbye at us... and off she goes. May god bless that strangers' heart, she is such a heaven sent but hopefully we don't see her again whenever we drop by your favorite boba shop.

(relieved tone) Whew, that was a close call (you chuckle)

(y/n why) Why do I keep doing this? (perplexed tone) you mean I have done this before?! woah! I didn't realize that I've been constantly doing this. Well... maybe because all of these is just a natural thing for me to do. And to answer your question I am doing this because I love you. I want to give you all that your heart desires and I will make sure to get them for you by any means necessary.

(y/n stop ) I should stop doing all of these crazy stunts because you worry that I will get myself in trouble next time?. Its not my intention to worry you in any way, but I will try my best to stay away from any sorts of mess from now on to put you at ease.

Let's sit in this spot for awhile and watch the ducks swimming on the lake. Do you want to feed them? (y/n no bread) You're right we don't have any bread with us. ( you see couple picnic) Wait here... (y/n ask) where am I going? (determined tone) You see those old couple back there having a picnic underneath the shade. They probably have some bread with them, I am going to head over there and ask for some.

(happy tone) Look!!! they gave us the whole loaf of bread they were so nice and sweet. What did I say to them? I told them the truth this time that the love of my life wanted to feed the ducks but we don't have any bread to feed them with. I asked if they have any to spare and offered to buy some but they gave me this for free.

(y/n funny) You find it funny that I asked strangers' for bread? (serious, loving tone) Baby, I wasn't bluffing when I told you that I would do anything just to make you happy. As long as I'm around, just know that I will do my best to put a smile on your face every day because out of all the billions of people, you are my most treasured person.

(excited tone) Time to feed the ducks!

(happy tone) Throw some bread on to this side baby... look they're all coming here. They look so cute waddling thru the waters right? and they are quite greedy with the bread too.

(water splash sfx, duck sounds sfx)

Hey where did the rest of your ducks go? (You see others feeding ) Oh, another couple are feeding the ducks too by that area. (annoyed tone) Baby... they are stealing your ducks! the audacity of them!

(y/n alright) (annoyed tone) What do you mean its alright? see... now you only have 5 ducks left since the rest of them swam on their side. I have to do something! give me the bread babe. What am I going to do? I am going to double the amount of bread that we're giving the ducks.

(happy tone) See!? they are coming back on our side... thats right duckies come back here because this is where you truly belong. (annoyed tone) Ugh! Did you see that? they also doubled the amount of bread that they are throwing away!

(pissed off tone) I can't let them get away with stealing your ducks babe. I am tripling the amount of bread that we're giving this time. If they want bread wars, we will give them bread wars!

(y/n laugh) What are you laughing at? You think I'm crazy? (defeated, loving tone ) Well, maybe you're right. I am crazy... insanely crazy for you. Crazy enough to initiate a challenge against those two who stole your ducks. (y/n public) I know they are public ducks baby but you happily fed those ducks first, before those copycats showed up.

(y/n home) (pouty tone) You want to go home now? but I'm not yet finished with showing them whos' the boss around here.

(y/n ask) You are asking me who is my boss?.

(you sigh, give up tone) YOU are my boss.

(loving tone) And you are right, it's time to go home... because my boss said so.

The End.

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