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(For the Speaker) Your crush's birthday is coming up and the two of you are making food in preparation for the occasion. Unfortunately you keep on making Freudian slips as to your true yandere nature and romantic desires.
(For the Listener) Your birthday is coming up and you've taking it upon yourself to help your friend prepare the food for the occasion. They seem a bit off today, though. They keep on jumbling their sentences in such a way to come off as some sort of romantically obsessed stalker or something. But there's probably an innocent explanation. They're probably just in need of arrest- I mean a rest.
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