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Not gender specific βΊπ
The universe is full of mystery, do you agree? π
Legends :
Β° ( y/n etc...) listener action/your action/sfx I think will work.
Β° the little dash - is a drunk hiccup sfx in the script.
Setting : You took a weekend trekking trip to the mountains to unwind and drink your sorrows away after being brokenhearted. An unexpected thing happened one night...
Script BELOW β¬
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( owl sfx, fire crackling sfx campfire)
( drunk/ tipsy voice )
(Take sip from beer can sfx )"I love you, I will die if I'm not with you" - then why are you still alive until now huh?! - posting pictures with your new bf/gf while vacationing at the Bahamas on Instagram - I hope you get eaten by sharks you liar! - If someone up there is listening then answer me!!! why!!! why!!! do I attract and fall for trashy two timing individuals?!! do I look like a freaking dumpster!? -
I am so tired - my heart cannot take anymore of these heartbreak shit - I give and give to make them happy, only to be dumped in the end. Giving me excuses like "it's not you, its me"... "I need to find myself".... fucking idiots - ( use mocking tone when speaking phrases in bold )
Psst!!! yes you up there!!! - mark my words! somewhere in this vast continent there's a person out there that is meant for only me, someone who will be with me forever and won't leave me for someone else and when I find him/her... I will... I will... fucking alcohol messed up my train of thoughts... pfft... nevermind... I just need to trust the Universe again for the nth time (drunk chuckle) ... - la la la la - la la la la la -
Whats this?... shooting stars?... - I've got nothing to lose so might as well make my wish right - here it goes - wait wait... I need to sober up before I make my wish, I might end up wishing for an instant boobie/peepee enlargement if I don't get my head straight (couple of light face slaps sfx ) okay, I think I am good. Whew -
I wish... I wish... I wish to find The One that is intended for me.
Others might wish for a mountain of gold, an unlimited bank account or a Jimin/Lisa boyfriend/girlfriend lookalike but nope... not me. I am wishing for THE ONE - all done (chuckle ) My wish is kinda pathetic I know, I just... want to be cherished and loved is that too much to ask? -
( end drunk/tipsy voice )
(Loud boom sfx, like a huge collision, slap you into sobriety )
What the hell was that?! a strange light fell down from the sky just a couple of yards away from my campsite. I'm going take a closer inspection to find out what it is....
(Footsteps on ground sfx take time with this)
Hey you over there! Are you alright? (y/n alright) how is this even possible? no! no! don't move you might have some broken bones on you (y/n im okay ) you just plummeted down the sky and with that force of impact, you should be dead by now! (y/n its ok) how is it okay? see that!? a human shaped crater is deeply etched into the ground, that is where you exactly landed. (y/n star ) You are a star? you are not making any sense at all! its probably because of a head injury, you are simply hallucinating right now. Stay put, I'm going to call for help. Wait here (y/n dont) you don't want me to go... but... (y/n dont ) okay... I won't go, but please take this jacket (removing jacket sfx ) wear it for now... since you are completely butt naked.
Tell me exactly what happened, do you remember anything at all? where have you fallen from? a skydiving plane? a hot air balloon?... did Superman lost his grip and you slipped right off his arms?! tell me!
(y/n fell) You fell because of me? (laugh a little because you have an idea) did my parents signed me up to be a part of a prank base tv show because hahaha this isn't funny. Alright where are the cameras at? is it over here or is it over by that tree. You guys can come out now, I figured it out already.
(y/n star!) You're a shooting star? and you expect me to believe that? (y/n nod ) I probably am just drunk, I know I am a lightweight when it comes to alcohol consumption but this... this delirium takes it up a notch. (y/n not ) This is not an illusion? (y/n nod ) alright prove it then. (y/n nail) You want me to look at your nails? (y/n nod) I see some tiny specks of gold on it, your nail technician did a great job. I need a much more compelling proof other than just gold speckled nails. (y/n eyes ) Your eyes? you want me to check your eyes? fine, come closer , how is this... both your irises kinda resembles a nebula, I have an explanation why though... contact lenses, you almost fooled me there. You have one more chance to prove that you really are what you think you are.
(y/n glows) Woah... you are glo... you're glowing! this just fucking sobered me up (y/n wish) well... yeah I asked for a wish BUT this is impossible, this only happens in movies and fairytale stories. This is real life!
(y/n happy ) Do I look happy? I am freaking out here! I need to calm down (take deep breath) uhmm... are you staying here for good ?, this is a first for me, so I have no idea how this works (y/n stay) you're staying with me for good since I wished for you? oh shit, this is truly an unexpected turn of events.
I have one request, could you stop glowing for a sec? I can't focus when you are all lit up like a light bulb. So... you really are The One for me? (y/n nod) you really don't look that bad at all, you look like a cutout model from the cover of a magazine, wayyyy too out of my league. How am I going to explain this to my family and friends?
(y/n tell) Tell them that we met while on a camping trip? that fact is 100 percent true. Let us just leave out the rest of the other mindblowing details of our encounter from them. A little white lie never hurt anyone right? do you agree? (y/n nods ) alright then, lets make this happen.
Come on, lets go back to the campsite and get out of this place before we both end up at the front page of the local news. It is dark and the trail is a bit treacherous so we need to be careful on the way back okay? (y/n dont worry ) I don't have to worry? why is that? (y/n i glow) oh yeah..I almost forgot that you glow up. Lead the way my precious glow stick (chuckle )
The End.
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