Not gender specific ☺👍

I suck at PUBG but in order to write this script I did a little research and asked my friend to help me out.

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° (y/n etc...) listener action/your actions/sfx i think will work

Setting : Playing pubg mobile at home with gamer bf/gf

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Oh hi baby, you had a great nap? (y/n mmm) hmmm... come here and lay on my lap for awhile, you seemed out of it still. By the way here's your phone, I have already installed PUBG in it since you badly want to play the game with me. (y/n play) You want to play now? are you sure? (y/n why) I am just asking coz it looks to me that you are still half asleep. (Jumping on floor sfx) What are you doing? why are you jumping around like a bunny? (y/n wake) so you're jumping around to wake yourself up? (y/n yes) alright jump some more til you tire yourself out (chuckle)

(y/n done) Done with all that jumping? (y/n yes) come sit beside me so we can start playing the game. Let me put this headset on you first (adjust headset sfx ) there... a snug fit and it even looks good when you're the one wearing it. Open the game and link it with any of your socials. Done? (y/n done) okay I'll send a boyfriend/girlfriend request now and just add me right away because you have no choice whatsoever (chuckle)

(y/n start) Where do we start? well... your phone is the same as mine, it can handle high settings so better adjust both frame rate and graphics level on high (y/n hesitate ) go on, do it. You can adjust the color of your crosshair at the scope setting option and mist color at the effect setting option if you want and don't forget to enable quick scope switching, gyro, aim assist and turn on voice chat okay?. Let me know when you are done (y/n done ) done? See here, these are your controls, is the location and size of controls good for you? coz if not you could change them (y/n good) all good? let us start then. I'll invite you to play Duo with me, just accept the request and we will soon be matched with other players.

(pubg airplane sfx) Place a mark on Pochinki that will be our landing zone and when I tell you to jump, jump. Jump now, it looks like we have a handful of players who chose this zone as well. We have to freefall with speed, push forward using your controls baby, this will get us to the ground faster. Once we're on the ground run towards that big building on the left and grab what you can grab. Go go go sprint faster (pubg gunfire sfx) Don't mind the gunfire, we're doing good. Find anything ? (y/n yes ) what do you have? (y/n this) a 6x scope, molotov, level 1 helmet, a pan, an smg and some ammos, great work baby. Lets stay here in this area for awhile since we are still inside the safe zone (y/n check ) you want to check upstairs (y/n yes ) go ahead, stay out of the windows and open areas, other players might snipe you okay? (y/n ok) Go. (y/n alert) You see some players coming towards our area? stay low, jump towards the back of the building, I'm there waiting for you. I hear them... (pubg gunfire sfx) got both of them baby, go ahead you can finish them off with your handy dandy pan (pubg pan sfx) (y/n happy) I know... this is the only reason why you want to play PUBG with me, to kill people with a frying pan (chuckle) Loot their stuff baby. They have painkillers, MA16, ammos, energy drink, level 3 helmets, AWM sniper rifle, UZI and p18c, it looks like we hit the jackpot of all jackpots baby. Why are you dropping some of your items? Oh.. you only want to carry the ammos, med kits, nades and pan? (y/n nods) okay, but if I see something important that we need like scopes and fuel you'll have to carry it (y/n nods ).

Lets get out of here and head towards the school, the others might have heard the gunshots, pretty sure they'll check this location out. Follow me. Stay low, I see something at the distance. I'll take them out with my AWM sniper rifle (pubg rifle sfx) did you see that baby? (y/n best) I am the best? wanna know why? (y/n why) because you bring out the best in me (chuckle) Anyways, let us find a better cover, we are too exposed. Sprint towards that building on the right, I'll cover you. (y/n scared ) Dont worry, its empty I scoped it out. Go.

The area is getting small already and there are only 10 players left including us. (y/n apartments ) Right! I also think that the last safe zone will be at the apartments. (Pubg footsteps sfx ) Hear that? footsteps... go upstairs. Theyre going inside thru the backdoor. We'll ambush them halfway thru the stairs. Give me the molotov (pubg molotov sfx ) Got them baby do your thing, pan them to death (pubg pan sfx ) (pubg pan sfx ) you're the best sidekick I could ever asked for (chuckle)

What do they have here? they mustve looted a couple of supply crates like the others that we have encountered back at Pochinki hills, these are all good stuff here. We need the ammos so we have to get those, fuel, painkillers, nades, MK14 and Groza and level 3 vests and helmets, we are a pretty OP team with these items, but before we head out to the last safe zone, change up your helmets and vest with these ones baby. (y/n you?) I'll be alright with my level 2 armors, don't mind me.

5 players left, I think we can win this. We just have to play smart (y/n follow) right you just have to follow what I say. Come on... (y/n drive ) you want to drive now? (y/n yes ) fine but if we get blown out, dont blame me alright (y/nods) there's a buggy over there, fill it up with fuel and start it up. You drive while I keep us alive, as much as I love you, you are a bad driver. Keep it straight and head towards the safe zone ( buggy sfx, just drive for a few secs ) Stop! stop! crawl towards that tree over there. There are 3 players remaining and I saw something move over that spot, we have a camper. I'm gonna rush towards there and just end this once and for all. (y/n come ) You want to come? (y/n yes) fine... take this pistol. Aim and shoot at the enemy and not me understood? alright go...

(Footsteps on grass sfx, pubg nade sfx, pubg pistol sfx )

(feel ecstatic because of your gf/bf efforts ) Baby?! Did you just throw a nade at that dude and shot him? (y/n yes ) yeah? I am so proud of you!!! congrats on your first winner winner chicken dinner baby. GG!!

The End