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(For the Speaker) Coming from a long line of esteemed yanderes your parents enroll you in yandere school so that you too may grow up to be a wonderful yandere. The only problem is that you can't seem to do well in any of the classes, from drugging 101 to spying class. If you flunk the shame you bring to your family will be immense and they'll be sure to disown you. Fortunately you still have a shot. The final exam is coming up, and all you have to do to pass is kidnap your crush, which in this case is your best friend. Of course, you tried to kidnap them many times in the past to no avail, (due to your incompetence.) So when they offer to help you with school work you take the opportunity to explain your situation and politely ask them to let you kidnap them.
(For the Listener) Your best friend is failing yandere school. It makes sense, you know that they've made mistakes in the past like accidently drugging themselves or using hidden cameras with insufficient battery life. Regardless, you do what any best friend would do and offer to come over to help them with their schoolwork. Normally going to a yandere's house would be dangerous for the visitor, but you're confident that your friend is mostly a danger only to themselves.
As always, adapt/edit and monetize as needed.
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