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Description: Your dear wife loves you very much and would never want you to get hurt, so why not let the knights deal with it?
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Queen: "What are you doing?"
Queen: "Huh, what?"
Queen: "Going out on a quest? what quest?"
Queen: "Who told you that?"
Queen: "The magic gem wasn't stolen."
Queen: "No, it's still here."
Queen: "Sooo, who told you that, what's their name?"
Queen: Sighs. "Okay fine, the magic gem might have been stolen."
Queen: "But don't worry about it, I already sent out a bunch of knights to deal with it."
Queen: "What? no!!"
Queen: "Put your sword and shield away, you're staying here."
Queen: "Look darling, I appreciate that you want to help and I'm very grateful that you saved me and my kingdom, I am."
Queen: "But I'm not having you go on another quest."
Queen: "You don't deserve to go through all of that hardship again."
Queen: "So you can stay right here with me where it's safe and warm."
Queen: "The knights will be fine, together they'll manage."
Queen: "You don't need to accompany them."
Queen: "You're already doing so much around the castle, you need a rest."
Queen: "There's no need to be worried darling, the magic gem will be back in no time."
Queen: "I'm not gonna change my mind."
Queen: "I still remember that time you came back injured."
Queen: "It's not just because of that, I didn't like your adventuring before then."
Queen: "You're the most skilled fighter I've ever laid eyes on, but you aren't invincible."
Queen: "So if I have to send out some knights or my whole army to deal with it, I will."
Sound of her kissing the listener.
Queen: "You are more precious to me than some magic gem anyway."
Queen: "If it didn't have any powers I wouldn't care who had it."
Queen: "Come, why don't we check out the garden?"
Queen: "I have set up a surprise there for youuu~"
Queen: "Mhm."
Queen: "Yes I am changing the subject, now let's go."
Queen: "Darling please, I just want you to be safe."
Queen: "If you want we can do a trip in a few days or something, but for now let's just stay in the castle."
Queen: "Here, I'll even carry you."
Sound of her picking the listener up.
Queen: "Shush, no more arguing."
Queen: "Do I have to roll you into a magic-blanket burrito?"
Queen: "Good, now let's see the surprise, and after that, we can go to the library."
Queen: "I had the maids set up a nice little cubby by the fireplace."
Queen: "Nope, that's already taken care of."
Queen: "The other knights?
Queen: "They are getting trained by someone else."
Queen: "The construction site in Castletown?"
Queen: "I called in extra workers to help with that."
Queen: "The escort through the dangerous valleys?"
Queen: "I assigned extra knights as well as some hunters to help protect them."
Queen: "See, I've planned ahead for everything."
Queen: "You don't need to lift a finger."
Queen: "Here we are."
Queen: "What do you think?"
Queen: "I picked the flowers and arrangement myself."
Queen: "Aww, you're so sweet."
Queen: "I'm glad you like it."
*Sound of her kissing the listener.
Queen: "I love you too darling~"
Queen: "Why don't you look over there."
Queen: "Yep, the green ones."
Queen: "Now that we have some here I can see why it's your favorite flower."
Queen: "Almost as radiant as you...almost."
Queen: "I've also asked the builders to install a small fountain over there."
Queen: "They'll get started on it tomorrow."
Queen: "This garden has been a safe haven for me during some difficult times, I'm really glad to be able to share it with you."
Queen: "Now it has all our favorite flowers here."
Queen: "The only thing that could make it better is a statue of you."
Queen: "But I'll manage without it, after all, I have the real deal right here~"
Queen: "Getting a little red there darling~" Giggles.
Queen: "Once it gets warmer we can feed the ducks again."
Queen: "By then they'll probably have some new family members."
Queen: "You're right, the builders could make them a little house, and then we can see them all year round!"
Queen: "You always have such great ideas."
Sound of a maid walking over to them.
Queen: "Yes?"
Queen: "Oh right, I almost forgot."
Queen: "Come darling, let's get to the library, don't want the tea to get cold now would we?"
Queen: "Maybe..."
Queen: "I might have asked the chef to make a few sweets."
Queen: "You know me, I have a sweet tooth."
Queen: "I mean you alone are proof of that."
Queen: "What?"
Audio fades out as she talks.
Queen: "I'm telling you how it is."
Queen: "And you my dear are very sweet~"
Queen: "The sweetest I would say~"
Sound of her kissing the listener.
Queen: "Careful now or I might take a bite out of you~" Laughs.
[END]
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