Written for a very kind VA and approved for public use - M4F has been switched to M4A

Part 1

Context: Your husband is a good man. A good cop, a good citizen, pretty dang good in bed. Maybe a little too dang good in bed. You broke the news that your silly werewolf husband is going to be a silly werewolf Dad before too long, and he’s taking it seriously!

Setting: Home

Tags:[M4A][Established Marriage][Himbo Werewolf Cop Husband Speaker][Pregnant Listener][Wholesome][Gender Reveal][Pregnancy][Kisses][Baby Bump Kisses][Happy Howls][Mild Comedy]but[Mostly Domestic Fluff][Comfort][Reverse Comfort]

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[Scene opens at home]

[SFX: Couch creaks/the Speaker bustling about]

“Don’t worry, hon! Hot compress is coming up, you just try and get that aspirin down, OK?”

[PaUsE…]

“I know you feel nauseous… but it’ll help a lot if you can get it down, OK? As soon as this is done, I’ll sit you against my front and give you a nice massage.”

[Pause…]

[SFX: Him shuffling around a bit more before he joins you]

“Aww… OK, let me just get in behind you on the couch… Here’s your compress.”

[SFX: A bit of werewolf couch Tetris]

[With a few grunts and physics problems, he manages to get in behind you and cuddle up]

“There we go! How does that feel?”

[Pause <3]

“Good… Let me just get your back first… then your belly…”

[He rubs your sore back and even sorer stomach, his well-honed abs brushing against you. Oh, to have a six-pack, still…]

“Geeze, my poor little sweetheart… May I just say that I appreciate you not biting my head off and staying patient with me? I wouldn’t blame you if you did snarl once or twice, mind… Hubby massages and cuddles only seem to do so much…”

[Pause <3]

“You are an absolute trooper, hon. I want to say so many dumb things every time I see you, like how hot you are, and how much I love rubbing your tummy and… wow, I am never going to make detective telling on myself like that…”

[Pause… <3]

[He laughs, embarrassed]

“Don’t worry, OK? When we sat down and checked in last time, I noted down all of the worries you had. I’ve been reading up and looking at those books you recommended. I think I’m really understanding what you need from me better!”

[. . . ]

“H-Honey? Why are you crying, did I do something wrong??”

[P-Pause…]

“Oh! Well, I mean… I’d say I’m an OK guy, not the bestest, most wonderful husband in the world, hehe. I made you a lot of promises when we got together and discussed our future together. Heh… I still remember how taken aback I was when I asked about children and you very curtly said, ‘Hell, no’.”

[Pause <3]

“Hehe… yep. ‘Broken home’, you said. ‘Don’t want to carry on a poisoned family tree’. And I looked you in the eye and said, ‘I’ll work on being the best husband AND dad in the world anyway, just in case’. Someone rolled their beautiful eyes back then… Now, here they are, cooing over the nursery and baby blankets and names…”

[Pause…]

“Well… We do still need to settle on names, yeah… But we haven’t listened to the voicemail with the gender results yet…”

[You both glance at his phone, the notification for a voicemail still front and center]

[Pause…]

“...Yeah… I don’t know why I’m so nervous… It’s not like their genders are going to change anything… They’re their own people, it’s our job to raise ‘em and love ‘em!”

[Pause <3]

[He gets his phone and brings up the voicemail, holding the phone tentatively to his ear. He’s stoic as the message plays and as he hangs up the call]

[SFX: Him listening to the VM, at your discretion]

[Pause. . . ?]

“...Two boys and a girl!!!”

[Pause!!!]

[You both jump up and howl together in victory]

“YESS!!! Daryl owes me two hundred! I TOLD him I had a knack for this sort of thing!”

[Pause <3]

[His tail wags so hard you have to save a vase from a horrible meeting with the floor]

“Oh man… We did pick so many names, didn’t we? I was really a fan of Aiden and Grayson for our boys. What about our little girl?”

[Pause…]

[He smiles]

“Vivian or Vivi? Hell yes. That’s a proper, ‘I can kick my brother’s asses’ name for a little lady, hehe… Oh, man… One day I’m gonna walk her down the aisle at her wedding… I’m gonna be at all the boys’ games… I’m gonna make sure they know how loved they are, every day!”

[Pause <3]

“Don’t worry! I’ve thought of what I’ll say in case Vivi wants to do sports and her brothers want to do ballet or something unexpected. Watch this!”

[You watch him flash a thumbs up with that big, silly grin]

“Nice! Believe in your dreams, because I sure do! See? I’ve got it on LOCK!”

[Pause?]

“If they come out to us? Same! Thumbs-up and, ‘Nice, I believe in your dreams, no matter how gay they are!’. OR, er… ‘I accept you for who you are and just want you to be happy and content’.”

[Pause <3]

[He laughs, a bit sheepish]

“...I might get some stuff mixed up from time to time, granted… but I’m always going to do my best to make sure my family is taken care of. And I know that means you’re gonna need a lot of help at first, too… Considering you’re growing three pups in you, which I cannot imagine is simple. Chuck compared it to one of those children's toy ovens and I smacked him on the back of the head for it. Dumb asshole…”

[Pause…]

[He laughs again]

“Oh, I’ll give him another one from you, no problem.”

[He rests his hand on your stomach again, thoughtful]

“Man… We’re going to have to teach them how to be good, upstanding members of society… Or tolerable members, at least. You know the sort. The sort that always brings the best kind of drama to the family BBQ.”

[Pause <3]

“Heh, yeah… I bet you haven’t forgotten your first werewolf BBQ. Still sorry that Grandpa and Uncle Terry got into a howl-off. And that Dad threw the brisket because he SWORE he could land it ‘fancy human place style’, heh… I think they’re just glad you love them as much as they love you…”

[Pause <3]

“Well, now that we know what to expect, we can work on painting the nursery! Do you still think a nice, starry night for them? Or maybe something beachside?”

[Pause…]

[He smiles and kisses you atop the head]

“You look so beautiful… You always do, but they weren’t kidding about that ‘pregnancy glow’.”

[Pause <3]

[He laughs]

“Ahh, it’s a side effect from all the nuclear hormones, huh? Fair enough, fair enough. Just know that I will mutate into a furry ghoul in your honor with minimal complaint, my dear!”

[Pause <3]

“Yep, there’s my Halloween costume for this year, down. And don’t you go working on it! I might not have your god-like powers of making stuff from scratch, but I can throw on some fake blood and lumber around. I want you to feel as safe and comfortable as possible.”

[Pause…]

“A warm bath? You got it! Bath salts OK?”

[Pause!]

“On it!”

[He bounds up and hurries off, almost skidding on the floor from excitement. You can’t help but share in his excitement as he goes to run you a bath. He calls distantly once, when the silence starts to fill in your worries: ]

“I LOVE YOU! I GOT SOAP ON MY TAIL BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU’RE GONNA SIGH AT ME!”

[Pause <3]

[SFX: Fade out on a distant bath being run/any music you feel is fitting]

[To be continued?]