Don't you just love when a villain turns good? I do. I've always wanted to see a superhero movie where the villain and the hero just hug it out in the rain. Spider man homecoming kind of had that I guess. The listener character is basically a cross between Lex Luther and Dr. Doofensmirtz. The Speaker is basically a cross between Dr Strange and Superman.

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A mad scientist has just finished defeating a major event villain by teaming up with their arch enemy. They actually work together quite a lot. More than they fight in fact. Well the hero has decided that one way or another the villain is gonna turn good.

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Rooftop ambience

Dr. Skull! The moment of reckoning is at hand!

Our war ends here! It ends now!

For too long we have fought with eachother! For too long I have watched as you wasted your potential on violence, on mindless destruction! I wont watch it anymore! I will defeat you once and for all!

You can't run Skull. You can't run from me.

I've fought you enough times to know when you’re exhausted. We spent all night fighting off Dark Empress Diana Von Shadowgale and all of her interdimensional rave pirates. You’re too weak to challenge me in this state.

Despite all your skills and knowledge at the end of the day you’re just a regular old non superpowered human. You’re no match for my cyborg sorcery and mutant space powers!

You’re always brave. I’ll give you that. Even now you stand, I can't believe you’ve still got the energy. How many times did those nega-vampires drain your brain-juice? And yet you still rise to my challenge. Its almost Heroic.

Well? Come on! If you’ve still got the energy to throw a punch then do it!

Catches punch in their hands

Not bad. But we both know that even on your best day no mere punch could harm me. I’m tired too, but in a physical fight? We both know I’m on a whole nother level.

Although I have to admit, this may very well have been your best day.

We did good today Skull. You and me? We did real good. We saved the city from being pulled into dimension negative X. We saved these people from being forced to dance eternally in a cyber-goth ultra-rave.

Too bad I gotta take you out now.

Today is your last day as a villain Skull. This is the end.

You’re still my arch nemesis. The greatest challenge I have ever faced. No matter how many times I lock you up I just can't keep your mind in prison. You always find a way. So you wont be going back to prison this time oh no no no.

As my arch nemesis you and you alone shall have the honor of facing my most powerful weapon, one move I’ve never used on anyone ever before.

Any last villainous requests?

No?

Then it's time. Say goodbye to your life of crime Dr. Skull.

They hug them

That's right, asshole. I’m going to give you the biggest softest hug of your life and I won't let go until you turn good.

Struggle all you want, you’re not getting out. In fact I'm just gonna hug you even snugger.

Hugging sounds

I can do this all night baby. Still struggling?

They begin to fly upwards gently

Uh-oh looks like I’ve lost control of my flight power. I think we’re going to start floating up for a while.

There is a way to get us to the ground, you’ll have to hit the reversal switch.

Yeah it's right below my shoulder blades, you’ll have to wrap your arms around me and give me a gentle squeeze. In layman's terms you're gonna have to hug me back.

Listener refuses

No? I guess we’re flying then.

City Ambience

The city is so pretty at night isn't it? The cold wind, the dancing lights and the busy streets.

There's a lot of noise but it's not overwhelming. I'm on the spectrum so I have trouble with all the nose and stuff that happens during the day. But the night? It's like a calming ambiance. Nights like this remind me why I do what I do. Why I love this city

You ready to turn good yet? No? Alright, no big deal I’m still feeling fresh.

Hey how many times have we teamed up to fight some big old crossover villain? It's gotta be like double digits at this point. I’m gonna say nineteen? Twenty? I guess it depends on if we count that time we played Euchre with Jimmy the Goose.

I bet we've teamed up more times than we've fought. You talk big but the second somebody that actually wants to hurt people shows up you're ready to throw hands. Its honestly cute. You’re all tsundere.

Pshhh some supervillain you are.

Y’know I understand you better than you think I do.

No for real I got you all figured out. I understand what makes you tick. I mean I think I’ve heard enough of your monologues to piece you together.

I don't mind those by the way. I admire how passionate you can get when giving a speech. That one you gave on the satellite? Great stuff. I always look forward to the next one. Most of my other villains just try to kill me all “no nonsense” style.

It's kinda boring. With you I can be all

“You monster! What evil plan have you devised!”

And you can be all

“Ah Miracle my arch nemesis. Prepare to die to my slime laser!”

Did you do debate in High School or something? You’re a great public speaker.

I get you. You’re not evil, you’re not a villain. You’re just angry at the world because you think it could be so much better. You want to live in a better world. You want to grab people by the shoulders and just make them see! I get it! I really do!

The world could be so much better. There's so much hatred and cruelty and ignorance out there. And you just want to fix it.

But you don't have patience! You can't force people to think like you do or to feel like you do. No matter how many doomsday lasers you make. No matter how many giant robots you send to rampage across the countryside. If you want people to listen to you you have to lead by example. Join me.

Seriously. Join me. Turn good. Become a superhero. You’ll do great.

Come onnnn. I know you don't want to hurt anybody. You never do.

Sure you cause all kinds of chaos and mayhem. But you never hurt anybody. You’re just angry. Deep down inside you want somebody to stop you. You want somebody to prove you wrong.

Well I’m gonna stop you. I’m gonna prove you wrong.

Look at all those people down there. Just think about all the lovers holding hands and watching tv. All the moms and dads singing their kids to sleep. There's bad in the world, but there's so much good too. There's trust and unconditional love and so much beauty. We could protect that. Together. You and me. We’ll save the world.

Look. Let me give you a reason to trust me. In my right pocket there's a glasses case. Take the glasses out and put them on me.

They do so.

Recognize me? I bet you never guessed that your arch nemesis Miracle was in fact mild mannered semi-famous archeologist Lonny Lopez!

Listener does not recognize them

You don't recognize me? Come on, I-I'm kind of famous!

Well I uh I mean-I was on NOVA last year! I talked about the tomb of Hatshetsphut! You watch NOVA right?

They dont have PBS in prison? Lameeee

I guess this explains why nobody recognized me without my glasses. Nobody watches PBS

But yeah you now know my secret identity! See we’re buds now! Want my secret origin?

Too bad you’re getting it anyways.

I was doing a study on the tomb of the ancient sorceress Hatshetsphut, when I accidentally broke her canopic jars and got possessed by her ghost. Simultaneously a Cnidarian Comsic warcruiser had lost control in a battle with the darkmatter destroyers of delta-six and crashed directly on top of the tomb trapping me several miles below ground..

The nanodroids of the ship's medical system went haywire and healed me by merging me with the ship's AI and its weapons systems. Making me into an indestructible cyber warrior. It almost destroyed me but the sorceress in my brain taught me the mystical arts required to help my body hold together. After a few weeks I emerged from the desert as the cyborg-sorcerer superhero known as Miracle!

Then I was stung by a radioactive scorpion. I dunno if that did anything though.

So if you ever wonder why I talk to myself sometimes it's because I have an ancient sorceress and a ship's AI constantly arguing in my brain. They’re actually doing it now. They both think this was a dumb idea BTW but they’re a couple negative Nancys if you ask me.

Talking to themselves

Shut up you two! This is totally working!

What? Oh sorry yeah.

So are you a hero yet?

No?

Maybe I’ll just hug you tighter then.

Hugs them tighter

Let me know if it's too tight now alright?

You can still be all dark and broody if you want. We got this dork down at the hall of justice named Bloodshadow that's always doing the whole Broody voice “I'm no hero” thing. If they can be a hero, so can you.

Oh you guys would get on like a house on fire. You could hang on the rooftop and take turns monologuing.

If I make a new recruit to the hall we both get a free beer. I don't know about you but fighting all those cyberpunks made me awful thirsty. Maybe we go down there and talk this out over a game of pool?

I can do this all night. I’m not letting you go till you hug me back and renounce your evil ways.

All I’m asking is that you try it. Just try it my way, if you don't like it you can always turn evil again.

I just really think you’ll be a good hero. I really like you. I really respect you, and I know you’ll be a great hero if you just give yourself a chance. Now just hug me back and we’ll go redeem that beer.

Pwease?

There we go

Hugging sounds

Not so hard was it?

Welcome to the side of the angels Dr. Skull. I think you’ll like it here.

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