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Description: Your girlfriend makes breakfast for you dressed as Miss. Claus, but soon it turns into a battle to see who spills the beans on their Christmas surprise first.
[START]
Wife: "Good morning honey~"
Wife: "Aww, you're still so sleepy."
Wife: "I wasn't too loud and woke you right?"
Wife: "I was just making breakfast."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "Are you only noticing now?"
Wife: "Yes, Misses Claus has come early this year."
Wife: "What do you say?"
Wife: "Does the dress suit me?"
Wife: "I'll take that as a yes."
Wife: Pats her lap. "Come on join me."
Sound of the listener sitting down on her lap.
Wife: "Now, why don't you tell me what you want for Christmas?"
Sound of her kissing the listener.
Wife: "Oh I'll gladly be your present honey, but I'm still gonna get you something."
Wife: "Whatever it is, I'll get it for you."
Wife: "Expect it under the tree then."
Wife: "Now say ahhh."
Wife: "For breakfast silly."
Wife: "But I thought you were still tired."
Wife: "I wonder what could've changed."
Wife: Giggles.
Wife: "Well if that's the case then you can join me for a bath then."
Wife: "Ah, not so fast."
Wife: "Breakfast first."
Wife: "I also made you some orange juice."
Wife: "Aww, you're being too nice."
Wife: "It's just some simple breakfast."
Wife: "But your buttering up is working."
Wife: "Oh! I almost forgot."
Wife: "We'll have to do some shopping later."
Wife: "Maybe..."
Wife: "I can't tell you anything."
Wife: "You're gonna have to try harder than that hun."
Sound of the listener kissing her.
Wife: "...Keep going and I might give you some hints."
Wife: "I can't give all the secrets away."
Wife: "Gotta keep you on your toes."
Wife: "All I'll say is that I have something planned for Christmas."
Wife: "No."
Wife: "Nope."
Wife: "Not that either."
Wife: "You'll just have to wait and see."
Wife: "The scavenger hunt was last year."
Wife: "Hmm, maybe if you give me hints for your plans."
Wife: "Don't give me that look, I know you've been shopping for supplies last week."
Wife: "...I'm listening..."
Wife: "You make a compelling argument."
Wife: "Alright, we'll see if you can make me talk."
Sound of them kissing again.
Wife: Giggles. "Hey! that tickles!"
Wife: "Not fair!!"
Wife: Giggles. "You still need to finish your breakfast!"
Wife: "See how you like it when I kiss your neck huh."
Sound of her kissing the listener's neck a couple of times.
Wife: "H-Hey!"
Wife: "I'll get you back for that."
Wife: "Using my weak spot like that."
Wife: "Oh hush, we both know you love it."
Wife: "Don't forget the juice."
Wife: "Full?"
Wife: "More bacon for me then."
Wife: "Mmm."
Wife: "A few minutes ago you couldn't keep your eyes open and now you can't sit still."
Wife: "Christmas magic, suuure."
Wife: "Let me show you some Christmas magic then."
Sound of her picking the listener up.
Wife: "What?"
Wife: "Why so shy now?"
Wife: "Can't Miss. Claus carry her hun to the tub?"
Wife: "Oh just you wait, I've got a lot more planned."
Wife: "Weren't you going to get me to talk about my plans?"
Wife: "I guess I'll find out about yours then."
Wife: "Now are you ready to talk?"
Wife: "Then get ready to get your lips kissed off!"
Wife: Sound of her peppering the listener with kisses.
Wife: "Guess I'll have to use extreme measures then."
Wife: "Oh that's right, blanket burrito cuddles."
Wife: "It's too late now, we're going back to bed."
Sounds of her carrying the listener to the bedroom, moving onto the bed.
Wife: "Last chance to spill the beans!"
Wife: "So be it."
Sound of the blankets rustling as she warps the listener up.
Wife: "You're not really putting up much of a fight, it's almost as if you want to be cuddled all day." Giggles.
Wife: "Look at you trying to wiggle out."
Wife: "Guess you're stuck here now, all wrapped up, in my arms, for the rest of the day~"
Wife: "Well, until we go shopping that is."
Wife: "But I'm sure by then I'll know all about your secret plans."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "I'm so lucky that I get to spend my mornings like this~"
Wife: "I wouldn't know what I would do without you."
Sound of her kissing the listener.
Wife: "I love you too~"
Wife: "Careful there hun."
Wife: "If you butter me up anymore we really will be here all day."
Wife: "Though I have a feeling I could keep you till after New Year's and you wouldn't mind~"
Wife: "Oh don't give me any ideas now~"
Wife: "Actually too late, I've got several already."
Wife: "Hmmm....nope."
Wife: "It's more fun to surprise you."
Wife: "That look you get whenever you find out is irreplaceable."
Wife: "Makes me just want to squish your cheeks."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "What were we talking about before?
Wife: "Ah yes."
Wife: "Since you won't tell me about your plans I'll just have to kiss it out of you!"
Audio slowly fades out as she keeps kissing the listener.
[END]
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