*** = listener speaking

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Hey, what did I say about peeking at presents!

[listener is pulled away]

Sneaking off when you told me you were getting more snacks, I feel completely and utterly betrayed.

Honestly, are you try to spoil yourself?

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I don’t care if you’re curious, it’s about the spirit of the season!

Now stop snooping before I return all your gifts and replace them with coal!

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I don’t care if it’s 11:30 on Christmas Eve – I can make it happen. You know better than to doubt me at this point.

Now, are you going to keep snooping around the tree and let the gingerbread men go to waste? Or are you going to enjoy the treats I lovingly baked for you?

I thought you liked my baking… I guess I was wrong…

Oh, this is going to ruin Christmas…

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Hey-!

[speaker laughs happily]

S-Stop! My turning my back on you wasn’t permission for you to launch a t-tickle attack!

Y-You’re making me laugh too hard! I won’t b-be able to breathe in a sec, hah…!

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I’m sorry, jeez! I only said that to tease you, you k-know that, right?

Let me go? P-Please?

I won’t tease you like that anymore! I-I promise!

A-And I’ll even let you have most of the g-gingerbread!

J-Just please stop tickling…!

[speaker sighs in relief]

Oh jeez, I thought I was going to start crying from how hard I was laughing…

You’ve been relentless since you found my ticklish spots… hah…

I need to start wearing clothes that don’t reveal my midriff…

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No, no, of course I’m not going to change.

This Santa outfit is so cute! I wouldn’t dream of taking it off.

It’s a perfect early Christmas gift. I was shocked we ended up being each other’s Secret Santa’s for the friends exchange.

We really can’t get rid of each other - not that I’d have it any other way.

Thank you for getting me this, I love it.

I can welcome in the holiday in style~

Did you like the early present I bought for you too?

I hope it wasn’t too much of a surprise - but I thought it would be something you’d like, since it was made in collaboration with that show you like.

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You did?

Oh, phew. I was worried you might’ve only been acting that you did since I didn’t get a chance to personally ask you while we were with the others.

I’m glad you did! I was surprised they were able to make a Christmas line from the show, so I was wondering if it would be your style.

But I’m glad we both have Christmas-themed outfits to celebrate in together.

Maybe we could wear a matching set together next year?

[speaker laughs]

Don’t worry, that look on your face is more than enough of an answer.

I was only kidding, it was a corny idea.

…Unless…?

***

Yeah, I figured- wait, what?

You’ll think about it? Actually?

…Damn. It really is a Christmas miracle.

***

It was a joke! A joke!

You don’t need to tickle me again! I swear, I swear!

You’re an amazing person who always takes my suggestions into consideration, I was just joking around again, so you can put those hands back down!

L-Look, we have like twenty minutes until it’s Christmas, do you really want to spend that time tickling me instead of… hugging and stuffing your face with gingerbread?

I’ll even give you control over what movie we watch…?

***

Thank you…

Seriously, you have too much power over me now… I need to find a way to defend myself other than bargaining every time.

That’ll be my New Year’s resolution…

***

I know I said about not talking about New Years earlier, but I was talking to myself.

It doesn’t count as talking about it because I’m not talking to another person.

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Even if it’s called ‘talking to myself’, it still doesn’t count.

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Mhm. I’m sure of it.

And before you say anything else, do you want to keep talking or would you rather be eating a gingerbread man?

Look - I made them look like us. Aren’t they the cutest?

***

Not as cute as me, huh?

How sweet~

Why don’t you try one of these and see if they taste as sweet as that tongue of yours?

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Oh, I don’t care if that line doesn’t make enough sense.

Just shush and eat your gingerbread. You’ve got the majority of it, so you better start making a dent!

The only time you’re allowed to talk is to tell me what movie you want to watch so I can find it.

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…Are you sure that counts as a Christmas movie?

I mean, it’s a good movie, but…

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Okay, yeah, I did say you got to pick.

I get to choose the next one though!

I’ll probably pick a classic one like The Polar Express or The Grinch.

I don’t care if people say they’re kids movies, if a movie’s good it’s good.

***

Don’t worry, I wasn’t talking about you.

You haven’t said anything in a while. My plan to make you accept all movies is working, mwahaha.

***

Oh shush, one evil laugh isn’t going to get me on the naughty list.

Not like you, you little sneak-a-peaker.

Stop trying to judge me and either keep eating the gingerbread or give me a hug already.

This Christmas season is so cold~ I need you to warm me up~

[they hug]

Much better.

There’s no better way to start off Christmas than being in your arms.

Speaking of which, before we turn on the movie… How long is left until midnight?

Looks like there’s about a minute… oh, never mind.

The clock turned to midnight right before our eyes… goodbye Christmas Eve, hello Christmas Day.

[speaker kisses listener]

Merry Christmas, baby.

The real Christmas miracle is that I get to spend this time of year with you…

I love you.