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Context: You live in the sleepy coastal town of Autumn Fall, where two things are always true: newcomers visit in the summer to fall in love, and everyone knows Paul, the werewolf. You certainly do, though he always acts odd around you. Nervous, like you're going to scold him if he growls even a little. He never really wants to talk about what is bothering him either... Maybe, someday...?
Setting: Autumn Fall - General / Schoolhouse
Tags:[MM4F][Obvious Crush][Himbo Newcomer Speaker][Wholesome Werewolf Speaker][Oblivious Schoolteacher Listener][Wholesome][Comedy][Alternate History][Cute][1880s][CW: Sad Wolf Boi :(]
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[V] = Vinny, bisexual himbo good boi
[P] = Mr. Paul, seasoned werewolf, needs a hug
[Scene opens in Autumn Fall, a sleepy coastal Southern town - 1880s]
[SFX: Summer ambiance/a paper rustling/footsteps]
[It is the first day of summer and, as always, some newcomers are settling in and trying to find love. One such newcomer is currently approaching the only monster in town, clutching a paper]
[V] âExcuse me? Sir?â
[The werewolf side-eyes him, reading his own paper as he leans against a building]
[P] âMmh?â
[V] âI got this here flyer from one of the shop windows saying that you were looking fer help. It, um, said âask the werewolfâ and I havenât seen any other ones around hereâŚâ
[P, with a snort] âCongratulations, you passed my very basic trouble test. What brings you to town, newcomer? Lord knows anyone who lives here regularly knows old Paul.â
[V] âOh! Well, I got dumped⌠They said I was too immature and thick-headed, so I came here to see if I could find work, maybe buy us a place, and prove that I could change, you know?â
[The old werewolf scoffs]
[P] âPuh-lease. You think youâll win this person of yours by getting a job here in Aumtun Fall, buying yourself a house, and proving you can be an adult?â
[V] âOh⌠Well, yeah! That was the problem and you put a thing in the local paper about needing a helper, soâŚâ
[The werewolf folds his arms]
[P] âMmh⌠Well, I am. Do you reckon you can help me repair a fence so I can test ya? Iâll pay you for the work unless you end up breaking the damned thing. Itâs an, um, important work order for an important clientâŚâ
[V] âCan do! Nameâs Vinny.â
[P] âPaul. Pleasure.â
[They shake hands]
[P] âAlright, the place is up the hill, overlooking the ocean.â
[V] âYou mean the school house? Oh, thatâs fair! The fence did look like it needed some fixing up.â
[P] âYeah⌠Just be respectful, alright? They make up a bulk of my work orders, theyâre nice folk, and I donât want that getting messed up.â
[V] âMmhm, plus that Miss Posie is real nice! She brought me some lemon bars when I moved in.â
[P, with a subtle growl] âYeahâŚâ
[V] âOoh⌠Do we not like Miss Posie?â
[P, flustered] âMiss Posie is divine! FINE! Miss Posie is FINE! Wait, shit, no thatâs⌠Godamnit, sheâs a nice lady. I harbor no ill will or complaints towards her.â
[Pause]
[SFX: Fill with them walking up the hill together]
[V] â...This place sure is pretty, huh?â
[P] âYep⌠Lived here my whole life, ainât never gotten tired of it.â
[V, chipper] âHopefully I wonât either, huh? Oh! There it is up ahead.â
[P] âI, um, would you, uh, go and let Miss Posie know that weâll be poking around the fence, please? Donât want to disturb her class too muchâŚâ
[V] âCan do, Boss!â
[The young man jogs the rest of the distance while Mr. Paul looks the fence over, muttering to himself]
[P] âAlright, letâs see⌠Guess I got lucky the brickhead showed up when he did⌠Gave me a distraction. Now, letâs see⌠I reckon one of the posts has cracked at the base underground. Itâs making the rest of the fence lean a little more than I likeâŚâ
[SFX: Wood creaking]
[He gently moves the post with a frown]
[P] âDamn⌠Iâd wanted to have the garden out here done âfore summer ended, but fixing this thing is gonna take a bit⌠One more summer disappointing that poor womanâŚâ
[He sighs to himself, despite how sweet the breeze is]
[P] â...Still ainât good enoughâŚâ
[V] âHey, Mr. Paul!! Miss Posie wanted to say hiâ
[Pause!]
[P] âTARNATION-!â
[SFX: A whole-ass fence being ripped up]
[You watch in disbelief as Mr. Paul leaps to his feet in a panic and, somehow, rips a whole-ass fence up. The sleepy little town quiets further]
[V] â...Uh, Mr. Paul?â
[P, very distressed] âMmhm?!â
[V] âHow come you just ripped up the whole fence in front of Miss Posie?â
[Pause�]
[The old werewolf sweats which⌠you didnât realize a werewolf could doâŚ]
[P] âAhahaâŚhaaaa⌠You know what, M-Miss Posie, I reckon Iâm gonna have to build the school house a new fence anywho! See all the bugs eating the wood, here?â
[...?]
[P] âWELL you gotta squint real hard, and you ainât wearing them purty glasses oâ yours.â
[V] â...How come yer accent is getting stronger and goinâ kinda Irish, Mr. Paul?â
[P] âVINNY! Vinny⌠Youâre a good lad, Vinny, you really are. Like you a Hell of a lot more when you keep your mouth shut though because that gives me time to plan and I reckon the plan here is that we take the fence, salvage what we can, and then rebuild-â.
[He pauses and gasps for a quick breath of air]
[P] â-rebuild the fence on better soil since the rains will loosen it up enough to dig posts!â
[V, confused in himbo:] â...OK?â
[Pause?]
[Mr. Paul straightens and shoots you a grimace. A smile?]
[P] âAha! Donât you worry none, fair Miss Posie! Iâll get your schoolhouse looking nicer than ever! Donât worry about being out of budget, alright? Olâ Paul will handle it.â
[...Pause <3]
[His ears shoot straight up and he gives you a look thatâs a mix between âstubborn husky on the verge of a tantrumâ and âboy looking to pull a pigtailâ]
[P] âWh- uh, I, umâŚâ
[V, cheerily] âYer welcome, Miss Posie! Weâll take the wood out of yer way and come back come morning!â
[Pause!]
[V] âEyup, hope you have a good night!â
[Pause!]
[SFX: The gents gathering the fence posts and hurrying off]
[You watch them bustle to gather the unfortunate fence and then practically race off into the fading sunset. One can only imagine what men talk about with each otherâŚ]
[P] â...I owe you a lot for bailing me out back there, Vinny.â
[V, chipper] âI didnât know you liked Miss Posie!â
[P, snarling] âI donât! I respect her! Rearing them childrens is hard, and teaching them is more so! A man can respect a lady without wantinâ to kiss her or hold her or⌠or put a ring on her finger and promise youâll be an excited puppy to come home to her every night and you wanna be a part of every dream she achieves if sheâll let ya, and maybe you write her poetry that she shares with a daughter and itâs not good poetry but⌠makes her laughâŚâ
[PauseâŚ]
[V] â...Wow, OK, I believe you donât like Miss Posie.â
[P, with a sigh of relief] âThank you.â
[V] âCause you LOVE her!â
[P] âBoy, I am about three seconds away from-!â
[V] âI can outrun you, Mr. Paul, and if yer gonna kill me anyway, I will go out tellinâ her.â
[P] â...Huh. Sharper than I gave ya credit for. Maybe youâll get your lady after all, Vinny.â
[V] âOh! Actually, his name is NateâŚâ
[P] â...Huh.â
[V] âI like both, if thatâs what yer workinâ yer way up to asking.â
[P, with a sigh] â...You know what? Yer hired. You bailed me out and youâre helping an old dog learn some new things.â
[V, chipper] âThanks, Mr. Paul!â
[P, with a snort] âYer welcome. Come on, letâs get home. Seems weâve got a fence to build come morningâŚâ
[V] âYouâll get to spend more time with Miss Posie!â
[P] â...Already regretting this⌠Ugh, câmonâŚâ
[SFX: The two of them heading off in the ambiance of summer, chatting about everything and nothing]
[To be continued <3]
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