context: You go to your mother to discuss your new girlfriend while she is at work.

Tags: [F4M] [Mommy] [Comfort] [Platonic]

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[Scene opens up at an archery range]

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[SFX: Arrows flying]

"Come on lads, if that's the best you got; how do you expect to be great archers for the kingdom?"

[Pause]

"Ugh! I swear you guys are doing this just to annoy-"

[She turns around and notice you walking towards her]

"*Gasp* Oh, is that my baby boy? Hi sweetie, how's it going?"

[You ask how is she doing]

“Oh, you know, just breaking in the new rookies.”

[pause]

“So, tell me, is that Boss of yours treating you well?”

[you nod]

“That's good. At least something is going right."

[You ask what's the matter?]

"I mean...it's just these new rookies. I've never seen so many green men in my life."

[One of the orcs turn around]

"I meant the lack of experience...jeeze these orcs can be so sensitive lately. Nothing like when I was a kid."

[Pause]

"So, is there any reason you decided to see your "Old Grey Haired Mommy"~? Hmm~?"

[Pause]

"I know, I know. I don't have any grey hairs...yet. Thank goodness."

[You ask if the two of you could talk]

"Why, of course we can talk sweetie~. It can just be you...and me..."

[SFX: Arrow whooshing by]

"and these ARCHERS WHO CAN'T EVEN HIT A SIMPLE TARGET! *Moans* Just a moment sweetie~."

[She walks over to the archers]

"That's it...I guess I'll have to show you guys how it's done."

[Pause]

"Here...Hold my Cane."

[SFX: bow being pulled]

"*Breaths in and out* Okay, here...we...go!"

[SFX: Arrow Whooshing]

"...And that, Humans and other sub species; is how you hit the target."

[She grabs her cane and walks back to you]

"So anyways, what was it you wanted to talk about?"

[You jester her towards her office]

"Oh my. You only want to talk in my office when there's bad news."

[Pause]

"Okay, okay. I'll go. Just...don't get too upset with me if I have to leave immediately."

[The two of you walk into her office]

[SFX: Squeaking chair]

"So tell me, what did you have to tell me that no one else could hear."

[Pause]

"Don't worry, they wouldn't DARE to ease drop on our conversation. So, what's up?"

[You ask if she is busy in a few days]

"Am I busy in a few day? Let me see..."

[SFX: Papers shuffling]

"Um...no, no I'm free in a few days from now. Why? Thinking of treating your Mommy to something special~?"

[You ask if she is willing to meet your girlfriend]

"Oh, no sweetie. Don't tell me you have another one. I mean, you just got over the last one and-"

[You mention why]

"Wait...you have been dating for how long?"

[Pause]

"Honey, why didn't you tell me sooner?"

[Pause]

"You know I don't judge the kind of girls that interest you. I mean, last I heard; your previous girlfriend was a "Demon Lord." I think the only thing that would be worse was a dragon girl."

[She chuckles a little]

"Imagine, you; dating a dragon girl. I mean, the complications with the whole "Fire breathings" and "markings" can only scratch the surface of what would be wrong of dating a dragon girl."

[You ask why she is against it]

"Don't get me wrong sweetie. There are many good men and woman that I train that are dragons and dragon sub-species. Dating them...just brings certain challenges."

[You ask for an example]

"An example? Ok, their hoarding instincts."

[Pause]

"Their hoarding instincts can be pretty tame and well controlled when they are of sound mind and healthy. Sick however, they can get possessive...dare I say controlling."

[Pause]

"I mean, if there is a dragon girl...and I do mean a big "IF" that you are dating; it would have to prove to me that she is willing to protect and help you and everyone else."

[Pause]

"I know this might come across as harsh, understand this though...even if it was a normal girl, I have to be just as brutally honest with her."

[She leans in]

"...Oh, my goodness; it is a dragon girl isn't it?"

[You nod]

"*Facepalm* Of course it is...Why wouldn't it be?"

[You say she is really nice and loyal]

"*Chuckles* Nice and loyal? You really think that will be enough?"

[You mention she is also strong]

"Strong you say? *Scratches chin* Hmmm~."

[She chuckles again]

"Tell you what? If she can hold her own against me; I'll consider her as a worthy girlfriend to you."

[She stands up]

"Now, don't get the wrong idea. I don't want to hurt the poor girl...just see how strong she really is."

[You ask how]

"We'll start simply. You know the tea shop that I like to go to?"

[You nod]

"Invite her to it. I'll test her out there. I just want to see what type of girl she really is."

[You two walk to the door and step outside]

"After all, she should know how to approach fancy tea party events if the situation calls for it."

[You say she's a bit of a tomboy]

"Pfft, Tomboy, schmomboy. The two of you must of done something fancy together that she had to present herself as a lady in the past, right?"

[You start to blush]

"The redness in your face doesn't lie. What did the two of you do?"

[you explain to her]

"Aw, how cute. The two of you danced together at the ball. So, she does know how to be...proper in front of her piers."

[Pause]

"Look, just tell her that I just like to meet with her...face-to-face."

[Pause]

"Trust me, I'll know if she is the one for you."

[You start to blush]

"Man, you must really like her, huh?"

[You nod]

"Okay, I'll tell you what I do; If she doesn't insult me, or bring up anything that might...push me over the edge; you have my word that I will simply judge her on her character alone."

[You thank her]

"Hey, what are mother's for?"

[You start to walk away]

"Hey, aren't you forgetting something?"

[Pause]

"Come here."

[Pause]

"Don't look at me like I have three heads, I want my hug."

[She hugs you]

"Oh, can't forget."

[SFX: Kiss on cheek]

"Now, be a good boy and make sure you pass on the message. Okay?"

[You nod]

"Good, I look forward to meeting her."

[You walk away as it fades to black]

[The end ?]