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[M4A] Joke's On You Pt. 3 [Established Relationship][Strangers to Lovers][Closeted Yandere Speaker][Chill Listener][Third Date][Comedy][Internal Thoughts][Kind of Wholesome][Confession][Reverse Comfort][Comfort][Cute][SPICY][Unhinged]but[Sweet][CW: Yandere Shenanigans/Shitty Family & Friends]
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ItsEsmeJones is a male looking for anyone in sweet
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Context: You matched with a sweet man named Malikai on a dating site. After chatting online for a few months, you've decided to actually go out on your first date with him. He's super sweet, if a little eccentric. You had a nice time... even if he did spring a little surprise on you. He's a yandere but... you're kind of into it?

Setting: Mal's Apartment

Tags:[M4A][Established Relationship][Strangers to Lovers][Closeted Yandere Speaker][Chill Listener][Third Date][Comedy][Internal Thoughts][Kind of Wholesome][Confession][Reverse Comfort][Comfort][Cute][SPICY][A Little Unhinged]but[Sweet][CW: Yandere Shenanigans/Shitty Family & Friends]

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[Scene opens inside Mal’s apartment]

[SFX: Fade-in on Mal’s thoughts and frantic cleaning]

OK, OK, OK, the house is immaculate, all the weird shit is stuffed in the closet, and all of the cameras have a tarp over them. OK! We’re ready to have them over! Ready to ask them out! READY TO GRADUATE TO BOYFRIEND OFFICIALLY!

[SFX: Door knock]

THEY’RE HERE! COOL IT! Cool it!

[SFX: The door opening]

[As the door opens, Mal props his tall, lanky self up with a smile]

“Haha! Welcome to my apartment, my dearest Pumpkin. I made sure it was spotless so we could enjoy a nice evening together!”

[...]

[His smile fades slightly]

“...Your eyes look a little bloodshot, hon, what’s wrong?”

[Pause…]

[He frowns but allows you in]

“OK… Well, go ahead and get comfortable! We can figure out what food to order in, my treat, and then… Honey, are you sure you’re OK?”

[...?]

[He cocks his head, tall, goth puppy that he is]

“Do I know what day it is? Of course, Pumpkin! Your birthday!”

[...]

[You sit on the couch and just cry in front of this poor, startled man]

“...Sweetie, you’re crying…”

[Pause…]

“N-No, don’t apologize… Here, let me sit with you, OK?”

[SFX: The couch reacting]

...They need us right now… Don’t blow this, man, c’mon…

[Mal eases, holding you close]

“Hey… It’s OK. You’ve got a yandere here, all in love with you, right? You tell me what you want to do for your birthday, and I’ll make it happen.”

[...]

[His smile fades]

“...You absolutely DO deserve a birthday! Don’t let your shitty family say otherwise, OK? C’mon, I know your favorite cake flavor. Is that what you want?”

[...Pause <3]

“Then that is what my baby is getting! Whatever you want, tonight, or tomorrow, or any other day, I’ll make it happen!”

[Pause…]

[He squeezes your hand gently]

“It’s no trouble. I’m bad at most things, but cooking and baking I have on lock!”

[He stands and heads into the kitchen. It’s the one area of his house besides his bedroom that seems to see regular use]

[SFX: Baking chaos]

“Don’t you worry, sweetheart! I’m gonna save this birthday, I promise!”

[Pause…]

“I know I don’t have to BUT I want to! You’re my sweetheart, and you deserve a nice birthday, even if-”.

FULL STOP!!! They might not want a party!!

[He freezes, almost sending strawberries everywhere]

“...Wait… Do you want a party…?”

[...Pause <3]

[Mal facepalms]

“...You don’t… Godamnit, I’m sorry… I just hate seeing you so sad, and I feel like I’d be a terrible partner if I didn’t at least try to fix it…”

[Pause <3]

[He smiles sadly and sets some of the baking supplies down]

“...You’re way too nice, you know? Forgiving your bad friends for missing your birthday like that…I’d have served them a very personal Batternberg cake… Have to slice it up and rearrange it to serve, you know?”

[Pause…]

“...What do you mean ‘being with me has been different’? Am I your first yandere?”

[...<3]

[SFX: Mal sitting back down by the Listener]

“Yeah…? How has it been different?”

[Pause …]

[His big, darkly-rimmed eyes peer into yours]

“You’re not used to someone putting you first like I do…? That’s… sad… And you still tell me not to worry about you, or to take care of myself first all the time. You look so sad when I try…”

[Pause…]

[You rest against him as it rains outside. Despite his calm demeanor, you can see some of the panic in his eyes]

They’re resting against us… HEY! NO! NO THIRSTY! This is important to them, they’re opening up to us!

[...Pause…]

“Everyone forgot your birthday except me. I...Yeah… I know how it feels to always show up, even when no one shows up for you… It’s rough, especially if they make you feel bad for them making you feel bad.”

[Pause <3]

Nice… C’mon, keep it up

[Pause…]

“No, honey… Your value isn’t tied to what you can offer to other people, I promise. You’re a wonderful, kind, funny person, and that’s worth more than any diamond to me! This world would be nothing to me again without knowing you’re here…”

[Pause <3]

[He smiles]

“I do mean it! I think about you… a lot, as, um, I’m sure you’ve noticed, hehe. But it gives me a lot of time to find every single great thing about you, and there are so many that I had to get a new journal! You’ve got a golden heart… That’s one of the things I fell in love with first, you know?”

[Pause?]

“Why? I… guess it gave me hope, you know? People think I’m hot right up until they start to learn my personality… Do you remember your first message to me? ‘Hey, I really like your eyes’ and I responded back, ‘I can cut them out for you <3’ and you still… stuck with me. You gave me a chance, and I want to show you that I’m thankful, every single day, you know?”

[...Pause <3?]

[He smiles sheepishly]

“...I would like to be your boyfriend, yeah…”

[Pause <3]

“...Y-Yeah? Really?”

[Pause <3]

HOLY SHI-

“YASSSSSS!!!!”

[Pause…]

“...Oh, sorry, uh… That was meant to stay inside with all of the rest of the intrusive thoughts, haha. Like all of the plans to murder the Hell out of the people that hurt you, wrap you up in a blanket burrito, and take care of you for the rest of our days.”

[...]

“...That, um… Sorry, I don’t think I’m good at this. Whenever I get too excited, all the quiet stuff becomes really, really… really loud, haha… That’s, um, that’s why the apartment is sound-proofed, by the way. I know that’s probably not less creepy than literally any other explanation I have, but… you know, I try not to be the worst neighbor ever…”

[Pause…]

[You curl up with your new boyfriend and he holds you, almost shaking with excitement]

“...You know… It’s your birthday, and I’m the one getting the best gift ever… Can I give you my gift, pretty please?”

[Pause <3]

[He shuffles around in his pocket and produces an envelope]

“It’s not a lot but… that music show has some people working it that I know and they were able to get me a couple of VIP tickets… I booked a hotel at one of the best places around, so you can relax all week?”

[Pause!!! <3]

[Mal laughs, hugging you back as you smooch his face]

Nailed it…

[Pause?? <3]

“Will… I be with you? Uh… Do you… want me to be?”

[Pause!!]

...shit

“Um… I, uh… might have spent most of my paycheck on this…”

[...Pause <3]

“What?! No! Baby, you don’t gotta cover me-!”

[Pause…]

“...You want your boyfriend there more than anything…?”

...They’re leaning in… Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

[You think Mal short circuits as you kiss him. He freezes at your touch but then leans into it with a very predictable desperation]

“Mmh… W-Wow… Kiss… You kiss… wow…”

[Pause <3]

“...You don’t need to thank me for not forgetting you… You deserve the world, Pumpkin, and you’re settling for an unhinged goth that knows some guys here and there, hehe…”

[Pause <3]

“So, um… What do you want to do for the rest of your birthday night? I’m down for anything.”

[...You’re sure you can think of something]

[SFX: Fade out on faint rain and mildly unhinged cuddles]

[To be continued]

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