Notes: This script is okay for monetization. Can be used on Patreon, just let me know if you do. If you use it, please give credit. You can change pronouns if preferred but otherwise please don't edit the script. My scripts are meant for adult audiences and all characters are 18 . For clarification on the format of the script, any place that says (Pause) is a place for the Listener's response. Anything in \asterisks and italics** isn't meant to be read aloud, it's there to either hint at the tone or provide context that might help the script make more sense.

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Summary: After a late-night baking session, Listener takes some cookies over to Narrator, their friend's apartment with one goal on their mind; find out if there's more than meets the eye with Narrator's flirting. Of course, Narrator has more than friendly feelings for Listener, and when these feelings come to light, they become more than friends.

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Word Count: Approximately 1,665 words (Not including any actions or cues left in asterisks and italics)

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Writer’s Notes: Because sometimes, you just need some friends-to-lovers to heal your soul. Some f2l, cookies, and kisses & cuddles are healing for the soul. Also sorry I've been so absent lately, my new job is keeping me busy, but I'll try to post more often!

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Script Below:

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\Listener, a platter of fresh cookies in hand, has a smile on their face as they knock on the Narrator’s door. There’s a few footsteps inside the Narrator’s apartment before the door opens. When Narrator sees who it is, they chuckle.**

“Look at who it is. Hey there, cutie. What’re you doing knocking on my door this late?”

(Pause)

\Amused** “Well yeah, I can see that, but why are you paying me a visit? Not that I mind it, of course, I’m always happy to see that adorable face of yours. But it’s awful late for you to be coming over here to just say ‘hi.’ So what brings you over here when it’s well after midnight?”

(Pause)

“The cookies? Wait, were you up late baking again?”

\Narrator laughs.**

“You and your late night antics. I swear, I may look like the vampire between the two of us, but you’re the one who causes all sorts of trouble from being up in the dead of night. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were making scones that could raise the dead or something like that.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, but I’m just watching a movie. You, apparently, were making a mess in your kitchen and creating more of your devilishly tempting cookies.”

(Pause)

“They definitely are. Everything you bake is sinfully good, and you’re clearly an evil mage who made a deal with the devil for your unparalleled baking abilities. Seriously, I’ve had some intense dreams about that honey pudding you made me a couple months ago. I think that’s the closest I’ve ever gotten to knowing what heaven tastes like.”

(Pause)

“I mean, I’m not gonna force you too, but if you wanted to make some honey pudding for me, I certainly wouldn’t say no. Actually, I might even beg you for it.”

\Narrator chuckles.**

“Aw, you’re so good to me, cutie. Though I’ve gotta find some way to repay you now, don’t I?”

(Pause)

“Oh? You have an idea? Well go ahead, I’m listening.”

(Pause)

“Now that does sound like a good idea. You know, you got a good head on your shoulders. Now get in here - it’s starting to get cold out, and someone as cute as you shouldn’t be shivering out here."

\Listener walks into Narrator’s apartment and Narrator closes the door behind them.**

"Go ahead and take a seat on the couch. I'll grab us something to drink."

\Listener takes a seat on the couch. Narrator walks into the kitchen to get said drinks before returning and setting them on the coffee table.**

"Here you are. Now do you uh…"

\Narrator pauses before chuckling.**

"Sorry, it's nothing. You just look so happy getting all snuggly on my couch. It’s really cute."

(Pause)

\Amused** "Yeah? You’re comfy, I take it?"

(Pause)

"Well then I hope that me sitting with you won’t disturb your comfort any, because I’m gonna sit right here next to you.”

(Pause)

“Mhm, I am. I’m gonna sit right here and steal my cute vampire bat pillow back from you because I know you’re going to try to steal it again.”

(Pause)

“Oh really? Because I happen to have a very distinct memory of you trying to sneak this exact pillow out of my apartment when I fell asleep during our ‘Scream’ marathon a couple months ago.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, right. That’s what they all say. Just admit to your guilt already. Your adorable puppy eyes have no effect on me, you terrible thief.”

(Pause)

“Not a chance, cutie. Fang is staying over here, right next to me and far from your evil clutches.”

(Pause)

“What, ‘Fang?’ I already told you I named him that. See, because he’s a vampire and because he’s got these cute little fangs? So, he’s Fang.”

(Pause)

\Amused** “I don’t care if it’s unoriginal, I think it’s cute.”

(Pause)

“No! No way, I’m not gonna let you hold him after you just dissed his name. That’s so rude!”

\Listener threatens to withhold the cookies if Narrator doesn’t let them hold Fang. Narrator gasps exaggeratedly.**

\Joking, pretending to be shocked/hurt** “You’re really holding the cookies hostage?! How mean! How cruel! You absolute monster!”

\Narrator laughs.**

“Okay, fine. But now stealing him this time, okay? He’s the only thing protecting me from the pain of sleeping alone on these cold, cold nights.”

(Pause)

“Yeah? You promise me you won’t?”

(Pause)

“You pinky swear it?”

(Pause)

“Alright, then we’ll trade at the same time.”

(Pause)

“Well, duh, obviously I don’t trust you! You may be cute, but you tried to steal Fang and you just insulted his super cool name!”

(Pause)

“Alright, then we’ll do the trade on ‘one.’ Ready?”

(Short Pause)

“Three. Two. One.”

\Narrator gives Fang to Listener and Listener gives the plate of cookies to Narrator.**

\Playful, victorious** “Ha ha! And now the cookies are all mine!”

(Pause)

“Oh, these look good. What kind are they?”

(Pause)

“Aw, my favorite! You know exactly how to steal my heart, you know that?”

\Narrator chuckles before taking a bite of a cookie. They sigh in delight.**

“Oh my god, these are fucking delicious, cutie. I think this might be the closest thing I’ll ever have to tasting heaven. Are you actually trying to make me fall in love with you? Because you better be careful what you wish for.”

(Pause)

“Mhm. Because if you’re not careful, you’re gonna end up with my heart in your hands, and I promise that I’m quite a handful when I’m in love with someone. Stealing your clothes, leaving my stuff at your place, snuggling up to you all the time, annoying you for kisses - I’m the worst kind of menace.”

\Narrator laughs before noticing Listener’s expression and slowly trailing off.**

\A bit more serious, curious** “Hey, cutie. Whatcha looking at?”

(Pause)

“Yeah, I know you’re looking at me, but you’re not just looking at me. You have this look on your face. You’re thinking something, and it’s something about me.”

(Pause)

“You know, you don’t have to lie to me, cutie. Tell me what you’re thinking.”

(Pause)

“C’mon, you know I’m not gonna be mad or judge you or any of that. You can tell me anything.”

(Pause)

\Gentle, soft** “Hey. I mean it. You know I mean it. Tell me what’s going on inside that beautiful brain of yours, cutie. I wanna know what’s got you all wrapped up in your thoughts.”

(Pause)

“Closer? Yeah, I can move closer. Let me just set this down first.”

\Narrator sets the cookie on the plate again and moves closer to Listener.**

“So, what is it? What’s on your mind?”

(Pause)

“Of course, cutie. I’m all ears.”

(Pause)

“Hm? What do you mean?”

(Pause)

“Oh, yeah, I guess I am kinda flirty with you. Is that… a bad thing?”

(Pause)

“I guess it’s just always felt natural to sweet talk you. Ever since we’ve met, I just felt this pull to you. It felt like I was a moth and you were the brightest lamp I’d ever seen.”

\Listener points out that Narrator’s statement is ironic, making them laugh.**

\Amused** “Be quiet, you know what I meant. But fine, then I guess that you were a dark corner and I was a spider that needed a place to make a web. There. Is that better? Is that more fitting?”

\Both laugh.**

“But seriously, I mean it. Ever since that first day, I just wanted to be close to you and be a little voice in your ear that could make you smile. Then we started talking more and spending more time together, and I couldn’t help but get a little bit hooked on your attention. And because you always paid attention when I called you ‘cutie’ and whispered sweet words in your ear, I just kept doing it. You would smile at me and nudge me in the side and whisper back to me and it was… I don’t know how to describe it. It was exactly what I wanted.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, of course I do. I don’t think I’ll ever not want it. Just us being us, together, until we die.”

(Pause)

\A bit confused/hesitant** “What do you mean?”

(Pause)

\Still hesitant, growing hopeful** “‘You want more? What… What do you mean ‘more?’”

(Pause)

“Me? I, um… Does that mean you want more of me? I mean, that is what you’re saying, right? I’m not confusing this or anything?”

(Pause)

“Oh holy shit. You want to date me. You actually want to date me.”

\Narrator laughs, a bit shocked**

“Wow, that is… not what I expected to hear. I can barely believe it.”

(Pause)

“Huh? Wait, what are you doing? Why are you grabbing my shirt?”

\Narrator makes a muffled noise of surprise as Listener drags them into a kiss. They kiss for a while before Narrator pulls away with a breathless laugh.**

“Yeah, alright, you’ve proved your point. I believe you.”

(Pause)

“Hey, that doesn’t mean you should stop kissing me. Get back over here, cutie. I want more of you.”

(Pause)

“As if I could ever get tired of you. I’ll always have a craving that only you can satisfy.”

(Pause)

“Of course. And now that I’ve finally had a taste of you, that craving is only getting stronger.”

(Pause)

“C’mon cutie, I need to kiss you more. I’m so hungry for you.”

(Pause)

“You can call me a vampire, but that doesn’t change the fact that I still need more of you.”

(Pause)

“Well fine then. Tilt your head a bit, and I’ll prove how much of a vampire I am.”

(Pause)

\Teasing** “Yeah, really. Unless you’re too scared that you’re wrong…”

\Listener accepts the challenge, making Narrator laugh.**

“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now tilt your head, cutie."

\Narrator begins to slowly kiss Listener’s neck. After a few moments, Narrator sighs contentedly.**

“Mm, you know, I love the way you smell.”

(Pause)

“No, smartass, not like a blood bag. You smell- I don’t know, nice? Familiar? You just… You smell like home. Like somewhere I never want to leave.”

(Pause)

“Mhm, I do. I like it a lot.”

\Narrator kisses Listener’s neck for a while longer. After a few moments, they laugh softly.**

“You know, this isn’t what I expected when I saw you at my door this late at night, but I think that this might be one of the best ‘chaotic late-night things’ we’ve done.”

(Pause)

“I really do. This… might be one of the best things we’ve done in general, actually.”

(Pause)

“Well, the kissing certainly doesn’t hurt.”

\Narrator and Listener kiss a few times.**

“Now since I’m obviously not gonna kick you out this late at night - hell, I’m not even gonna let go of you tonight - why don’t you c’mere so we can cuddle and watch something together?”

(Pause)

“Yep. Like I said, I’m a menace when I’m in love, and now you’re gonna have to deal with me being a clingy and cuddly nightmare. So get up here and lay your head on my chest so I’ll be able to kiss you whenever I want.”

(Pause)

“Right, or whenever you want. As I’m sure you’ve figured out by now, I’m never gonna turn down a kiss from you.”

\Narrator chuckles.**

“Sure, you can cuddle Fang too, but only if you move the cookies closer so I don’t have to sit up to reach them.”

(Pause)

“Perfect. Now come here and cuddle me, cutie. If you’re gonna hold Fang, then you’re gonna be my little snuggle toy while we watch this movie.”

\Narrator sighs happily as they snuggle up to Listener.**

“Mm, there we go. You comfortable, cutie?”

(Pause)

“Good. Now, I’ve got one last request.”

(Pause)

“Mhm. I think that, since I’m still so hungry for you, you should give me a few more kisses before I start this movie. You know, to tide me over.”

(Pause)

“C’mon, just a few?”

(Pause)

“Aw, thank you, cutie. You’re so good to me.”

\Narrator and Listener kiss a while more before Narrator chuckles softly and turns on the movie.**