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Context: The supervillain takes his arch nemesis's kids out trick-or treating. ends up saving the kids form some hooligans' trying to steal their candy.
Tags: [M4AA] [Reverse comfort] [Comfort] [Villain]
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[Scene opens up with you going to your arch-nemesis's house]
***
[SFX: Footsteps]
“OK, just got to the house and ask how everyone’s doing?”
[SFX: Knocking on door]
“Argh! Why am I even doing this? I mean, I could have easily turned them down.”
[Pause]
“Then again, have I turned them down I doubt my wife would be very pleased.”
[SFX: Door opening]
“Oh, hi. Are the kids ready to go trick or treating?”
[Sarah smiles at you]
“Um, Sarah? How are you holding up?”
[She hugs you and thanks you for taking the kids out]
“Whoa, now. I’m only doing this to cash in a favor, and because your dad means so much to my family. I couldn’t just say no.”
[She nods]
“Well, are the little Rugrats ready?”
[She asked where is his costume?]
“I really don’t wear costumes out of work.”
[She insisted]
“I said- “
[She pulls you in]
“Wait, what are you doing?”
[SFX: shuffling]
"Stop, your hands are cold!"
[Some time passes]
[SFX: Footsteps]
"*Sigh* Hey kids."
[They chuckle]
"I know, I know, It looks stupid. It does however make your mother a little more happy."
[They ask if he's taking them trick or treating]
"Yup. I'll be the one taking you kids out."
[They ask if everything is all right]
"Well, your mom seems better now. As for your dad...he's currently with your grandfather."
[They ask why not mom?]
"Good question. I figure seeing her might worry him. Especially it being Halloween."
[Pause]
“Look, if I remember correctly Halloween was your grandfather’s favorite holiday.”
[They nod]
“Nothing made him happier than seeing the children going around collecting candy.”
[They asked why was he bringing them]
“that’s a good question. It’s also a very valid point.”
[He leans in]
“Just between us, your dad and I go way back. The whole, “Arch-Nemesis” thing it’s more of a promotional tactic.”
[Pause]
“I don’t hate your father, it’s just… we went down different career paths.”
[They nod in agreement]
“Anyways, exited to go? We got to get going before it gets too dark.”
[They cheer]
“All right, all right.”
[She thanks you again]
“Hey don’t sweat it. In case your family or more specifically your dad ask if I wanted “Any favors?”, you can just say I asked for a pizza dinner from his restaurant.”
[She gently gives you a peck on the cheek]
“Ach. Don’t do that, at least with your kids there.”
[They chuckle]
“Hey, you kids know I’m married.”
[They laugh as they wait outside]
“*Sigh* just be sure to take care of yourself. I don’t know where cloud kicker would say if he found out that was doing something like this.”
[She asked what?]
“*sigh* dressing up in this stupid- “
[she stares daggers at you]
“Uh…I mean, amazing outfit.”
[Pause]
“Welp, got to go.”
[SFX: Waling away]
“*Inner monologue* Whew! Nearly dodge a bullet…or two with that one.”
[Some time passes]
[SFX: Rustling leaves]
“*Sigh of relief* So kids, you think you got a good enough haul for tonight?”
[They nod]
“Good. So, let’s just head back to your mother and enjoy the rest of the- “
[SFX: Bumping]
“Hey, watch where you’re going!”
[One of the kid’s notice their bag of candy is gone and starts to cry]
“Hey, what’s wrong champ?”
[He notices the candy is gone]
“*Fist clenching* Kids…I’ll be right back.”
[SFX: Running through the leaves]
“*Inner monologue* Got to find this kid or cloud kicker is going to have my head.”
[He finds him]
"A-Ha! THERE YOU ARE!"
[He grabs the candy and checks to make sure it's the kids]
"Geeze, don't you know it's not right to steal candy from kids? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU GOT A WISH TO BE IN JUVI THAT BAD?"
[They ask what the big deal is]
"The big deal...is that if you get sent there for doing something this lame or stupid you know what might happen?"
[Pause]
"Let's just say, other kids in there have younger siblings..."
[He gets closer and closer]
[SFX: Cracking knuckles]
"Who had similar experiences."
[They run away]
"Just remember that kids when you go to sleep tonight."
[SFX: Chuckles.]
"Now to get this back to the-"
[He notices the kids are behind him]
"Oh...um...how long-"
[They mention how long]
"Ah, long enough. Any chance you could not tell your parents this?"
[They ask why does he help them]
"I get it. The whole "Taking candy from a baby" line. Outside of that being a massive stereotype. It's just a Idiom."
[Pause]
"Let's...just go home ok kids?"
[They nod]
"Good, now let's just head-"
[They say on one condition]
"*Sigh* What?"
[They ask why they never "Get away" With their plans]
"Oh, the whole "I've would of gotten away with it" Ordeal. It's...more of a quota thing."
[Pause]
"*Facepalm* Okay look. There are some instances where the "Bad Guys" do win. It's just life. They cannot however win all the time. So, they have us take a dive every once in a while. *Under his breath* Although some are really just that bad."
[Pause]
"I know that look. Trust me, as much as I like to be your dad's "arch-nemesis", I know I could never be that."
[He lowers his head]
"I just...kind of accept it."
[They say he is.]
"Wait, really? I...am?"
[They nod]
"Ok, prove it then."
[They show pictures of his plans]
"Wait, does this mean...? *Gasp* He really does consider me a threat."
[He lets out a little laugh]
"This has got to be the best day of my-"
[The kids look a little nervous]
"Don't worry kids. Can't do any "Evil deeds" off the clock. *Under his breath* Darn those union restrictions. *Back to normal* Anyways, I'm not that evil. I mean, what do you take me for; a monster?"
[Pause]
"Now let's go home and eat as much candy as we can, before your mom finds out."
[They cheer]
"That's the spirit. Let's go."
[Fade to black]
[The end]
Side note: Hope you had fun reading this and have a lovely day/night.
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