Part 1

Context: You were adopted by a wealthy man at a young age. Your older brother was adopted shortly before you, and the two of you grew up quite close, despite not being blood. Your father is a billionaire with a propensity for getting into trouble, enough that a secret agent by the name of Agent Gray was a regular fixture throughout the last few years. You have your problems like every family, but you consider yourself very fortunate... for the most part. It would have been better if Agent Gray hadn't decided to act the fool tonight. He's gone bye-bye now, leaving you with your 'Dad' and Nic. You already know Nic your fake 'big brother' has a lot of questions about you and Agent Gray, and doubt any of them will be pleasant.

Setting: Your father's mansion

Tags:[MM4F][Established Relationship][Billionaire Father Speaker][Vampire 'Big Brother' Speaker][Sweet Vampire Listener][VERY Spicy][Taboo][Fake Siblings][Supernatural][Vampires][Comedy][Feeding][Cuddles][Jealous][Possessive]['Happy Family'][A Little Unhinged][CW: Taboo Fake Relationship/Violence]

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[K] = Kilian, your eccentric billionaire adoptive father

[N] = Nicodemus aka Nic, your ‘older brother’ / vampiric mate

WARNING: While there is nothing actually taboo in this script, it is faked and joked about in the scenario. These are ancient creatures, consenting, and massive assholes for freaking people out on purpose

[Scene opens in your room]

[SFX: The TV blaring nonsense/ [Pause] / A knock at the door]

[It’s later the same night you saw Agent Gray get taken away. You’re staring at the TV in your room, shaken only from your deep concentration by a knock]

[Pause??]

[K] “Hey, Pumpkin, it’s Daddy! Can I come in a second?”

[Pause]

[SFX: The TV shutting off and the door opening]

[Your ‘Dad’ enters, maintaining his bright smile, somehow]

[K] “Heya, sweetie. I just wanted to come and say goodnight. I, uh… thought some questions up on the second elevator here. Think you could humor your old man?”

[Pause]

[He shifts uncomfortably]

[K] “Great… Listen, uh… I know you and Nic aren’t really related at all, and that’s great! Super good! Buuuut Agent Gray brought up that pretending you two are siblings to other people might be fucking up your mental health. Do you feel like your mental health is fucked?”

[...Pause?]

[He heaves a dramatic sigh and wipes his brow]

[K] “Phew, thank goodness! I thought he was a real piece for insulting my parenting but I wanted to be sure. You two are reincarnated vampires or some shit, and I want to be sensitive to your weird fucking culture.”

[...<3]

[K] “Aww, Pumpkin. You’re a sweetheart. Daddy’s girl, right?”

[He hugs you. You let him]

[K] “Biiig old hug for my girl! Right, I’ll let you get to sleep… OK, one more awkward question?”

[Pause?]

[K] “If Nic decides to sleep in your room tonight, can you keep the… OK, I know you two are ‘mates’ of ‘many cycles’ and that’s neat and all… but I still call you a brother and sister pair and noises are just so awkward. Sorry…”

[...Pause.]

[K] “Yep, I hate this conversation, too! Goodnight, Pumpkin. Love you!”

[SFX: Kilian GTFO and shutting the door behind him, like a good parent]

[Pause…]

[SFX: A subtle shift of air/shadow]

[Pause…]

[N] “It’s true, I don’t have a lot of patience tonight. Hmhm… What gave it away?”

[Pause.]

[N] “True, true. I always sneak through the shadows when I’m impatient. You know me far too well, my dear.”

[You turn toward your bed and there Nic sits, casually in his true form]

[Pause!]

[N] “Tch, so what if I’m in my true form? I still look like a pale, dark-haired human… I just have a little wing action going on, now. And teeth, I guess. It’s whatever.”

[...]

[N] “I know that I’m irresistible to you in this form. Did you really think I would use the energy to be like this for no good reason?”

[...]

[His sharp, amber eyes strip you of any secrecy as they stare you down]

[N] “Get into bed.”

[P-Pause-]

[N] “Ah-ah. I didn’t say ‘argue with me’, I said get into bed.”

[...]

[SFX: The Listener crawling into a plush bed]

[N] “Good girl… Now, crawl on over and sit in my lap.”

[SFX: The Listener acquiescing]

[Nic sits behind you, lips hovering over your shoulder]

[N] “Good girl, resting against me. Now… Talk.”

[Pause.]

[N, teasing] “C’mon, talk… Talk talky talk, I know you’re quite good at it when you’re incensed.”

[Pause!]

[He sighs and bites into your shoulder, ignoring your yelp of pain]

[SFX: Nic biting/the bed reacting to the Listener’s mild fury]

[N, talking with his mouth full, naughty boi] “Hush… You had your chance to own up to your little crush on our dear Agent. Now I have to go through the sheer debauchery running around your head like I’m looking for your report card.”

[...]

[N] “Oh, sulk all you want. I know you love it when I’m stern with you because it makes you crave when I’m sweet to you even more.”

[...]

[N, mouth still full] “Oh, I know. Mean ‘big bro’ is mean, sad noises, boo hoo.”

[Pause?]

[He snorts, taking his sweet time feeding]

[N] “You know, I thought I’d get tired of the ‘keeping it in the family’ jokes by now in this odd little arrangement, but I honestly just get way too much pleasure from seeing people’s curious looks. Humans crack me up.”

[...]

[N, mouth no longer occupied] “You taste really sweet, dearest. I’m proud of you for taking care of yourself.”

[...Pause?]

[He settles in the bed and pulls you back so you’re resting against him]

[N] “Come here. Cuddle up.”

[SFX: The bed shifting appropriately]

[N] “Thank you for trusting me enough to talk openly. With that in mind, I do have to respectfully inform you that my first instinct is to murder the fucker for drawing my mate’s eye.”

[Pause.]

[He sighs dramatically]

[N] “I knew you’d veto it. Hmph. Fine. Point one from my side, he knows too much, now.”

[Pause?]

[N] “Yes, we have the Forget Ray but it literally just makes you forget any person named ‘Ray’ you knew.”

[Pause.]

[N] “I agree, it’s not funny. Follow-up point?”

[Pause!]

[N] “Really? I can’t clean up the bite wound I left in your pretty shoulder with my tongue? You’re calling outside interference on that?”

[Pause!!]

[Nic sighs overdramatically]

[N] “Fine, fine. Impact on mental faculties acknowledged. C’mon, give me a valid counterargument before I get bored and start nibbling again.”

[Pause.]

[N] “...Oof, coming in for the damned kill shot this early?”

[Pause…]

[N, grumped] “I acknowledge your incredibly valid point that he could have connections to people who would know more about our origins.”

[Pause]

[N] “Secondary point of ‘He’s hot’ acknowledged but with immense distaste.”

[Pause <3]

[Nic purrs happily at the slightest massage of his ego]

[N] “Mmh, but I’m hotter? See, you should have led with that! I’m about as easy as you tend to be after a few fireball shots.”

[Pause~]

[N] “Hey. You mention the absinthe incident and I’m gonna bite somewhere way harder to hide. Be grateful I’ve agreed to let your little human puppy live, for now…”

[Pause???]

[Nic barks out a laugh. His icy breath cascades down your neck]

[N] “Am I going to help you rescue him??? Pfft, fuck no! I’m not the one that wants to jump him and whatever he’s packing. In his khakis, bleh. Khaaaaakis. Human tongue is so weird!”

[Pause…]

[N] “Oh, there are other ones besides the one we phone in? Huh. I’ll be damned.”

[Pause.]

[N] “Pfft, no, YOU’RE American. And you’re being a brat again… Which makes me hungry… Are we doing this again?”

[Pause…]

[N] “Mmhm, that’s what I thought… The cuddle bug always hits you right when you think you have another fight in you, huh?”

[Pause…?]

[He heaves a dramatic sigh as you both shift to cuddle up together]

[N] “Yeah, I reckon ‘Dad’ will be throwing him into the kill dome or… whatever the fuck he’s calling his jank ass coliseum. You know how that man loves his theatrics and ‘irony’. Executing Agent Gray by having him fight for his life seems on par with his usual BS.”

[Pause?]

[N] “No, he hasn’t asked me to fight him, yes… You could play up feeling betrayed by him trying what he did. Maybe then the old man will let you in there and you could bust the idiot out.”

[Pause!!]

[N] “I know, I am a super sexy genius with abs of steel. The gun shows are at six and eight.”

[Pause <3]

[Nic laughs again, happy to cuddle with you]

[N] “I can’t help it! I’m thousands of years old, the same as you, and we both reincarnated into forms that look like goth teens! I was MADE for this role! And, I won’t lie… that look on you is making me disappoint the church quite a bit.”

[Pause <3]

[N] “Hehe, I won’t push for anything, my dear. I might be an asshole but I’d never sink that low.”

[Pause <3]

[N] “Love you, too. Got your ‘Oh no, we have guests, hide the daytime talk show shit’ alarm on?”

[Pause]

[N] “Eyup, same here. Get some rest, Pumpkin. We’ll figure out this Agent Gray business in the morning.”

[SFX: Fade out on the covers shuffling as they get cozy]

[To be continued?]

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Note: Back by popular demand…? A startling amount of peeps requested a follow-up to this one so… tada?