Description: You attend a nice work party with your wife, but you can't help but feel that her focus is on other things.

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Background party ambiance.

Wife: Laughs.

Wife: "Oh that was great."

Wife: "I wish you didn't miss her expression."

Wife: "It was amazing!"

Wife: Laughs.

Wife: "One moment she's all high and mighty and then I show up, and she realizes the mistake she's made."

Wife: "Yeah, I don't think they'll ever mess with you again."

Wife: "You don't know, she could've had something planned with you."

Wife: "I mean I didn't even really do anything."

Wife: "I just walked up behind her and cleared my throat, it's not my fault she found me scary."

Wife: "I guess she just figured out that I'm the wife of the one they were chatting up."

Wife: "What?"

Wife: "Eh, she'll be fine."

Wife: "Anyway, in other news, I found the snack bar."

Wife: "So here, I got you some donuts."

Wife: "Hmm?"

Wife: "What?"

Wife: "Going from protective to sweet?"

Wife: "Well I won't lie that I'm protective over you sweetie, but as I said, I didn't even do anything that time."

Wife: "Imagine her face if I glared at her or flashed my metal teeth, now that would have been a sight to behold."

Wife: "Yeah, I still remember that night, shame we got kicked out of the party though, they had the best snack bar so far."

Wife: "The snack bars are my focus because they're the most interesting thing here."

Wife: "Hell no, why would I stay at home?"

Wife: "Just because I find these parties uninteresting doesn't mean I'm bored."

Wife: "I mean I'm here with you aren't I?"

Wife: "You're enough to keep my boredom away."

Wife: "I'm not coming to these just to keep girls away from you, I also come for the free food."

Wife: "Oh trust me, I know which ones just want to talk and which ones I need to send away."

Wife: "Call it my eighth sense, comes with being a wife."

Wife: Laughs.

Wife: "Oh shush, I know you like it."

Wife: "The way you look at me every time I get protective over you makes that so obvious."

Wife: "You like it when your strong wife wraps her arms around you, with no qualms to show the entire world her ring."

Wife: Laughs.

Wife: "Oh so now you're interested in the donuts."

Wife: "Hey, I didn't say I wasn't down for a change of topic."

Wife: Takes a bite out of a donut.

Wife: "Especially when the topic is so tasty."

Wife: "Sweetie, you've got a little bit of chocolate on your cheek."

Wife: "No the other one."

Wife: "Here, let me get it for you."

Sound of her kissing the chocolate off.

Wife: "I know, I do that almost every time you have something on your face."

Wife: "At this point, I'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose just to get me to kiss ya."

Wife: "Hmm, I don't know if I believe that."

Wife: "Oh of course I got more."

Wife: "I took as many donuts as I can."

Wife: "I mean they're offering them to the partygoers so I just took them up on their offer."

Wife: "The person manning the snack bar might not have been looking when I took them, but those are unimportant details."

Wife: "The important thing is that we've got some donuts now, we can keep some for movie night later."

Wife: "I won't get another stomach ache don't worry."

Wife: "No, I didn't say that last time."

Wife: "Last time I just simply passed out on you and then you carried me to the bed."

Wife: "And can you really blame me when they've got such chocolatey goodness here, I mean you're eating them too."

Wife: "Good, so keep munching before I kiss you."

Wife: "Hmm?"

Wife: "So what if people are staring? we're not doing anything wrong."

Wife: We're just enjoying each other's company, just like everyone else here."

Wife: "But if they love staring so much then maybe we should put on a show for them~"

Wife: "You know, head out onto the dance floor, do a little bit of kissing...or a lot..."

Wife: "You're right, they're not ready for my moves."

Wife: "Aww, no need to be shy sweetie, your dancing is great."

Wife: "So what if you can only slow dance?"

Wife: "You're good at it, hell you're the one who taught me."

Wife: "But I understand if you only want to do it at home, it means I can keep that sexy sight all to myself."

Wife: Laughs.

Wife: "I'm not just saying that, I mean it."

Wife: "Don't make me carry you home just to dance with you, I will prove my words true if I have to."

Wife: "Alright, you let me no choice sweetie."

Sounds of her picking the listener up before walking towards the exit.

Wife: "Sorry, coming through."

Wife: "Nothing to see here, just a sweetie and their wife."

Wife: "I've made up my mind sweetie."

Wife: "I'm not going to let you doubt yourself."

Wife: "Huh?"

Wife: "No they're fine, we're just heading home."

Wife: "See sweetie?"

Wife: "They said their partner carries them home too."

Audio slowly fades out.

Wife: "Aww, I love you too."

Wife: "Come here."

Sound of her kissing the listener.

Wife: "There's more where that came from~"

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