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Context: You matched with a sweet man named Malikai on a dating site. After chatting online for a few months, you've decided to actually go out on your first date with him. He's super sweet, if a little eccentric. You had a nice time... even if he did spring a little surprise on you. He's a yandere but... you're kind of into it?
Setting: The city streets/Tabby Cat's Thrift Store
Tags:[M4A][Established Relationship][Strangers to Lovers][Closeted Yandere Speaker][Chill Listener][Second Date][Comedy][Internal Thoughts][Kind of Wholesome][Confession][Reverse Comfort][Thrifting][Cute][Flirting][A Little Unhinged]but[Sweet][CW: Yandere Shenanigans]
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[Scene opens in the city. You know the one]
[SFX: Footsteps and general city ambiance/chirping birds]
[Malikai meanders down the street, hands stuffed in his pockets and brooding while you wait for him]
OK, date two! Date two! First date went⌠erm⌠I mean, OK, I outed myself as a yandere, but itâs fine! Itâs fine. They said they were into it! And they agreed to meet again, whichâŚ
[Pause]
âŚOh God⌠What if they just said that to get rid of me?! Wait, no! No. Malikai. Dude. Bro. Calm down. If they had wanted to bail, why wouldnât they have done it when I messed up at the cafe? They could have just made an excuse and blocked meâŚ
[SFX: Him walking/Autumn ambiance and traffic]
[Pause]
âŚBut I confessed to being⌠what I am⌠They probably think Iâm dangerous, nowâŚ
[Pause!]
[Mal jumps as you wave at him from the park bench]
âHOLY-! O-Oh! Oh, youâre actually here!â
[Pause <3]
[He hurries up to you, hands shoved in his pants pocket, visibly shaking]
âI-Iâm so glad! I thought youâd abandoned me after last time and part of me was like, âWell, duhâ and the other part of me was debating finding out where you live and⌠U-Uh, nevermindâŚâ
[Pause?]
[He shrugs with a small smile]
âI wasnât expecting it to be this cold, no⌠I didnât really have a coat, I um⌠I live alone and I donât leave the house a lot and the house is usually heated⌠SorryâŚâ
[Pause?]
âDo I⌠want to go thrifting for a hoodie? I dunno⌠Are you sure? Is⌠Wait, do you want to-?â
[Pause <3]
[He beams nervously]
âOh! Uh, then I love thrifting! Yes! You, uh, totally stole my idea, haha!â
[PauseâŚ]
[He pouts but takes your hand as you offer it]
âI know, I know⌠âYou donât have to lie or pretend to be into everything Iâm into to get me to like you. I already like you, Malikaiâ. I know⌠Youâre so nice to me, you know that?â
[Pause <3]
[SFX: Cloth shifting]
âU-Uh⌠Why are you taking your hoodie off? O-Oh!â
[SFX: The Listener dumping their hoodie on Malâs head]
âHey! Donât dump your hoodie on my head! Youâre gonna be cold now, you⌠You, um⌠Gosh, youâre so prettyâŚâ
[Pause <3]
Wait⌠Did they just say that I can warm them up while we walk? Oh. Oh, my fuck. Oh my God. This is it, this is how normal people flirt.
[SFX: A knife being drawn and unsheathed]
[...?]
[You turn and find Mal apparently about to gut himself]
[Pause!]
âWh-? But⌠But the insides are warmerâŚ?â
[Pause!!]
âWell, sure, I need them to live but⌠but youâre my life, sweetie~â.
[...]
âŚOK, too far. Way, way, way too far. Put the knife away you dumb, stupid idiot this isnât a goddamn weirdly incestuous sci-fi, they donât want to crawl into your dead body for WARMTH!
[He takes in a breath, tucks the blade away, and offers you an apologetic smile]
âOK, um⌠Can you please⌠tell me what⌠What youâd like me to do? Iâm apparently and literally, the worst when it comes to predicting what my date needs from meâŚâ
[Pause <3]
[He nods, cute despite his deranged owl look]
âNo self-harm, mhm, got it. OK, so justâŚput my arm around you like this once I have the hoodie on and⌠thatâs good?â
[SFX: Cloth shuffling]
[He pulls on your hoodie and puts his arm around, seeming to light right back up]
âWow⌠Your hoodie smells like youâŚâ
[Pause?]
âUh, sorry. Right, armâs around you and⌠weâre walking!â
[SFX: And weâre walking!/City ambiance]
*OK⌠OK, theyâre leaning into us⌠They didnât run for the hills when we almost disemboweled ourselves⌠fucking SMOOTH, by the way! You dense idiot! Theyâre being chill now but itâs all going to fall apart⌠Iâll push too hard⌠*
âPlease donât leave me!â
[Pause???]
[SFX: A traffic stop button being pressed/the crosswalk chirping]
Are you high?! Are you stupid AND high?!???!
[Mal flounders as you cross the busy street together]
[Pause??]
âN-No, Iâm good⌠I just, ah⌠You pulled your hand away for a second and I got⌠a little spooked, haha. Just a little spookedâŚâ
[Pause <3]
âYeah! Thereâs Tabby Catâs Thrift up two blocks from here. I think the couple that owns it retired back to some small town, but the owners are always fixing up electronics and stuff. I think the husband prints stickers for charities or something, but Iâm not sure⌠I only met them a few times.â
[Pause?]
[He lets out a nervous chuckle]
âWhat do I thrift for? Pfft⌠Shoes, usuallyâŚâ
[Pause?]
[SFX: A door chime/ appropriately sullen store music (Note, itâd probably sound very Hot Topic-esque/goth club inside]
âErm, not running shoes or sneakers, per se⌠Itâs just hard to find heels in menâs sizes, you know?â
[Pause?]
[He turns an impressive red, eyes wide]
âF-For cosplay! Y-Yeah⌠Cosplay.â
[Pause <3]
[He pouts, still clinging to your hand as you mosey about]
âI know, I know, you donât judge⌠Itâs one of the things I really love about you. I just⌠I donât want to say something to mess it all up, you know? I spend so much time online reading about loser guys that fucked up a good thing because they cheated or were mean or⌠yeah.â
[SFX: Hangers/clothes being shifted through]
[Pause?]
âUm⌠Yeah, I want to get married someday.â
[Pause?]
âNo on kids, for now⌠I want to be in a better mental space first, you know?â
[Pause]
âDefinitely monogamy.â
[Pause]
âWell, I work from home, so if we did have kids, then I could stay home with them, so long as you gave me breaks and helped out with some choresâŚâ
[Pause?]
[SFX: More thrift hoodie explorations]
âFifty-fifty on finances and bills, separate accounts with one joint account. A prenup is preferable but not necessarily a dealbreaker⌠If I married you and it fell apart, I wouldnât care what happened to the stuffâŚâ
[Pause?]
âHell no I wouldnât take my motherâs side of yours for any unreasonable reason! If I marry you, you are my priority, no matter what!â
[Pause <3]
[He blinks as you hold up a cute hoodie for him]
â...Itâs a nice hoodie, yeah⌠Did we just plan out our future together in under two minutes without fighting at all?â
[Pause!]
...Donât do it. Donât you try and kiss them⌠I donât care if youâre feeling a kind of way, donât-
[Mal leans down and kisses you, nearly knocking you back into the clothing rack. Heâs desperate but relents when you flail a bit]
âO-Oh! Iâm sorry! I got carried away and kissed you, aaaa, oh no, oh geeze, Iâm so sorry-!â
[...<3]
[Again, he turns red as you comfort him]
...This is it. Theyâre the One. MY One! But⌠maybe I should ask somethingâŚ?
âHey, um⌠Can I ask a question, now?â
[Pause!]
â...Would⌠you still like me, even if I werenât⌠you know⌠a yandere?â
[Pause]
[He ponders your simple âYes, dummyâ for a moment before he smiles again]
â...You did show up for the first date without knowing, true⌠Itâs like you said. You came for me.â
[Pause <3]
Phrasing, you tartâŚ
[Pause >;3]
[He short circuits, holding the hoodie up to measure it]
âAh⌠I just, umâŚâ
YES THEY HAVE A FILTHY SENSE OF HUMOR, MARRY THEM, MARRY THEM RIGHT NOW!
[You pat his arm and he giggles nervously]
âOK, OK⌠Iâll get the hoodie. It does feel really soft⌠What do you want to do afterâŚ?â
[Pause <3]
[He smiles gently]
âYou know whatâŚ? âWhateverâ sounds like a real nice time.â
[You grab the hoodie and head up to the counter. Itâs shaping up to be a nice day]
[SFX: Fade out on them checking out]
[To be continued?]
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