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Description: Your wife loves spoiling you and this time she's really taken things up a notch, more than you could've expected.
[START]
Background driving ambiance.
Wife: "Look who's finally awake."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "Yes, my dear it's me, surprise."
Wife: "Well yes, I did home earlier than I was expecting, but you were sleeping then."
Wife: "Oh it's much later now."
Wife: "There's no way I'll ever wake you, you were so cute sleeping slumped over the table like that."
Sound of her kissing the listener.
Wife: "Hmm?"
Wife: "Yes, we're in a car."
Wife: "I'm surprised you only noticed now."
Wife: "Awww, you charmer you~"
Wife: "My beauty can distract you from anything huh?"
Wife: "You only just woke up and already you're making my mood skyrocket, and I was already plenty happy to begin with."
Wife: "I carried you into the car, who else?"
Wife: "Oh no no, I'm your wife, so carrying you is exclusively my responsibility."
Wife: "Our destination? oh...you know...just a vacation I booked for us."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "Oh don't look so surprised, surely you know something like this was gonna happen sooner than later right?"
Wife: "I love spoiling you my dear~"
Wife: "Don't worry, I packed for the both of us, everything we need is in the trunk."
Wife: "All you have to do is keep your head in my lap and enjoy the ride, maybe take another nap or two."
Wife: "I picked out a lovely hotel that's in the perfect vacation spot."
Wife: "The area has beaches, mountainsides, spas, even some old castles."
Wife: "Oh no, that isn't all, not by a long shot."
Wife: "I have to keep some surprises for when we get there."
Wife: "So I can see that lovely expression on your face, what else?"
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "Aww come here cutie~"
Sound of her kissing the listener again.
Wife: "I love you~"
Wife: "Oh I've been planning this for months now."
Wife: "I knew I was going to take some time off and once I found out about that hotel and the surrounding area...well... that's when I knew I was gonna make it a surprise."
Wife: "It was so difficult to not say anything."
Wife: "Every time I looked into your eyes, oh, I just wanted to tell you then and there."
Wife: "Keeping this secret might be the hardest thing I've ever done."
Wife: "Don't worry about my work, that's why I planned for this so far in advance."
Wife: "The others will keep the ship running until we're back home."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "2 weeks!?!"
Wife: "No! it's 3 months of course!!"
Wife: "My dear of course you deserve it."
Wife: "I can tell that I'm not the only one here who needs this vacation."
Wife: "You might not have noticed, but I did."
Wife: "You don't have my early or late long shifts, so what?"
Wife: "That doesn't detract from the fact that you work your ass off to make a lovely home for us to live in."
Wife: "And you still do extra things besides that even."
Wife: "You always do way more than I could ask for because you love me."
Wife: "So please my dear, let me show my love and return the favor."
Wife: "Let me spoil you and just enjoy our time together okay?"
Wife: "You deserve some rest."
Wife: "As cute as it is to come home to you being slumped over a table mid-work, I would rather see you smiling and well-rested at my side."
Wife: "Mhm."
Wife: "So let's start this vacation off probably by staying in my lap and letting me play with your hair."
Wife: Laughs. "Trust me, dear, this isn't just for your sake."
Wife: "This is one of the most therapeutic things I could do."
Wife: "Even before you woke up you de-stressed me to no end."
Wife: "You should've seen what I looked like when I came home, I must've looked like a kitten desperate for some love."
Wife: "And you know what this kitten wants to do right now?"
Wife: "I want to run my claws through your lovely hair."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "Yeah, luckily my nails aren't that sharp."
Sound of her running her hands through the listener's hair.
Sound of her kissing the listener again.
Wife: "Though I must say, with the way you're looking at me right now, calling you the kitten might be more appropriate."
Wife: "Would you like that?"
Wife: "Calling you my dear kitten?"`
Wife: "I mean I already got so many nicknames for you at this point, What's one more right?"
Wife: "Glad you agree."
Wife: "Oh, so am I your tigress then?~"
Wife: "No no, I like it~"
Wife: "There certainly are times when I have to let my claws out, kinda necessary with my kind of job."
Wife: "And I'm certainly very protective over you, so tigress suits me pretty nicely."
Wife: "Hmm~"
Wife: "Maybe I should buy a tiger pattern bikini before we go to the beach."
Wife: Laughs.
Wife: "You might be hiding your face now, but it's gonna be a different story once I'm wearing it~"
Wife: "It's a great idea right?"
Wife: "I heard that yes~"
Wife: "There's no need to be so embarrassed dear, I'm glad to have your eyes all over me."
Wife: "Okay I'll stop...for now~"
Wife: "I'll let you have your rest."
Wife: "I'll be planning some...things on my phone."
Wife: "You'll see soon enough my kitten."
Wife: "Just relax and let me help you get back to sleep."
Audio slowly fades out as she runs her hands through the listener's hair.
[END]
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