Description: Your bodyguard wakes up feeling sluggish and unable to remember what happened last night, not to mention your face snuggled up into her side.

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Bodyguard: Groans.

Sound of her leaning up under the covers.

Bodyguard: "Oh my head."

Bodyguard: "What...what happened."

Bodyguard: "Wait...I'm in their bedroom!"

Bodyguard: "Then where-"

Sound of her moving the covers.

Bodyguard: Sigh of relief. "Oh good, they're safe."

Bodyguard: "...Wait..."

Bodyguard: "...I'm in bed with them..."

Bodyguard: "I need to know what happened last night."

Bodyguard: "The last thing I remember is us leaving for that party they wanted to go to."

Bodyguard: "...Did we?"

Bodyguard: "Nono, we still have our underwear on."

Bodyguard: Getting flustered. "I...can't believe this."

Bodyguard: "I'm their bodyguard, I should've been up and ready hours ago, not snoring away..."

Bodyguard: "...With their cute face snuggled into my side..."

Bodyguard: "Oh god, I can't possibly get up now."

Bodyguard: "It's like waking up a cat."

Bodyguard: "I don't think I've ever seen them this peaceful before."

Bodyguard: "Awww."

Sound of them cuddling up closer to the listener, wrapping their arms around them.

Bodyguard: "I think I'll be fine spending a few...hours in bed."

Sound of her checking the side of the bed.

Bodyguard: "I've got my sword at the bedside, all is good."

Bodyguard: Sighs. "I just wish I could remember what happened at the party..."

Bodyguard: "Mmm, I must've indulged in a couple of glasses though, based on the headache."

Bodyguard: "Goodness, I've never had one this bad, why did I act like that?"

Bodyguard: Sighs. "If they don't fire me for this then they'll probably chew me out."

Bodyguard: "At least they got home safe."

Bodyguard: "Mm??"

Bodyguard: Giggles. "H-Hey!! that tickles!!"

Bodyguard: "A-Are you kissing my side?"

Bodyguard: "Hello?"

Bodyguard: "Are you even awake??"

Bodyguard: "Oh god how am I gonna explain this mess?"

Sound of the covers ruffling as the listener moves around.

Bodyguard: "H-Hey, how did you sleep?"

Bodyguard: "You didn't hear what I was just saying right?"

Bodyguard: "Nothing, nothing...."

Bodyguard: "So, um...how come you're not worried?"

Bodyguard: "Well it's just, if you haven't noticed..."

Bodyguard: "We're in bed together, in our undies."

Bodyguard: "So you remember last night?"

Bodyguard: "No I don't, I've got the worst headache I've ever had in my life."

Sound of the listener handing her something.

Bodyguard: "Oh thanks."

Bodyguard: "And I thought I was supposed to be the lifesaver."

Bodyguard: "Can I have some of your water?"

Bodyguard: "Thank you."

Sound of her taking a painkiller.

Bodyguard: "So what happened last night?"

Bodyguard: "The last thing I remember is the drive to the party."

Bodyguard: "How long did we stay?"

Bodyguard: "Till 4 in the morning!?!"

Bodyguard: "What time is it??"

Bodyguard: Groans. "It's almost 2!"

Bodyguard: "No it's not okay."

Bodyguard: "What if someone came for you during that time?"

Bodyguard: "My dumb ass would've just been snoring away while you're getting taken by who knows-"

Sound of her getting cut off by the listener kissing her.

Bodyguard: "...Did you...did you just stop me by...kissing me!?!"

Bodyguard: "We just kissed, I can't believe it."

Bodyguard: "What!?!"

Bodyguard: "We kissed last night?!"

Bodyguard: "I'm not mad we kissed, I'm mad at myself for not remembering!!"

Bodyguard: "Of course I am, I've been thinking about kissing you for months now."

Short awkward pause.

Bodyguard: "I just said that out loud."

Bodyguard: Sighs. "This morning really is just a mess isn't it?"

Bodyguard: "Afternoon, right, right..."

Bodyguard: "You're kidding..."

Bodyguard: "Oh no, you're serious."

Bodyguard: "Oh that must've been so embarrassing."

Bodyguard: "I'm so sorry, I probably ruined your whole night."

Bodyguard: "I-I was the one who pulled you into bed..."

Bodyguard: Embarrassed groaning.

Bodyguard: "...You're fine with it...really?"

Bodyguard: "That...explains why you weren't freaking out."

Bodyguard: "Yes, I was kind of having an internal meltdown when I first woke up."

Bodyguard: "I've never done anything like this."

Bodyguard: "I just watched my past clients get shitfaced, I never partook in such activities."

Bodyguard: "Don't remind me or else I'll spend all day imagining how embarrassing I must've looked."

Bodyguard: "Absolutely not."

Bodyguard: "We're never going there again."

Bodyguard: "As long as I'm your bodyguard, that place is off-limits."

Bodyguard: "...You are not going to fire me right?"

Bodyguard: "Yes I have to ask, you don't pay me to get drunk."

Bodyguard: "Well you're more lenient than other people."

Bodyguard: "Hmm?"

Bodyguard: Getting flustered again. "Another kiss?"

Bodyguard: "How come you're asking first now?"

Bodyguard: "Oh so you'll only surprise-kiss me when I'm worrying or overthinking?"

Bodyguard: "You're gonna be kissing me a lot then."

Bodyguard: "I'm a bodyguard, worrying and overthinking is my job."

Bodyguard: "And you happened to have stolen my heart, so I'm gonna worry twice as much over you."

Bodyguard: "Just kiss me already."

Sound of them kissing multiple times.

Bodyguard: "I imagine we'll be spending the rest of the day in bed then?"

Bodyguard: "I don't mind."

Bodyguard: "As long as you make sure to get some food in you."

Bodyguard: Getting shy. "Maybe...maybe we could have a movie date?"

Bodyguard: "I mean we're already cuddling and kissing, might as well have that date right?"

Bodyguard: "If you've liked me for as long as I've liked you then this is a long time coming."

Bodyguard: "Mhm."

Bodyguard: "You can pick the movie."

Bodyguard: "You picked me as your bodyguard, so I trust your taste."

Bodyguard: Laughs.

Bodyguard: "I have a feeling we won't be paying attention to the movie."

Bodyguard: "Hey!"

Bodyguard: "Don't act like you haven't been staring at me the entire time."

Bodyguard: "I didn't say to stop."

Bodyguard: "I like looking into your eyes."

Bodyguard: "They're so vibrant."

Bodyguard: "You're right, let's just skip the movie."

Bodyguard: "I should be watching you, making sure you're safe."

Sound of her kissing the listener.

Bodyguard: "And happy."

Audio slowly fades out as they keep kissing, with a couple of giggles in between.

[END]

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