*** = listener speaking

Can be monetised, just please link back to either this post or my YouTube!

Gender(s) can be changed if wanted!

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Hello~ Thank you for agreeing to this interview.

How are you?

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[speaker laughs]

I’m just trying to set the scene! What’s the use of this fake interview if I don’t get in the mood?

Just go along with it, okay? You agreed to this!

[speaker breathes out]

Apologies. Let’s get back on track, shall we?

Now, I understand you have been in this industry for some time – yes you have, just go along with it – and you’ve gained quite the wealth of experience. What would you say has been the most valuable lesson you’ve learned while in this line of work?

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Just make something up! This isn’t a real interview, so I don’t care if you’re lying or whatever.

Although, if you do want to spill some juicy secrets, I won’t say no to that either~

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I’m just saying, my final project might get some higher marks if there was some authenticity~

Help a girl out, will you?

[speaker sighs]

Fine, fine~

But still, I need an answer!

Just make whatever up. But make it juicy~

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Ooo, that’s a good answer.

I mean, ahem, that does sound like a good lesson to have learned! Hopefully there are people interested in your industry watching – reading, yes, that’s what I meant – that will be able to take that to heart.

Did you learn that early on in your career?

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The midway point, you suppose?

Well, I guess a vague answer like that can be made interesting when I write my article…

And then… um…

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Well, honestly… my final project doesn’t have many directives. I mean, that’s obvious, but it just says to involve stuff about a ‘life lesson’ as the focal point.

I suppose I got you to answer that too early… okay, I need to lead into it!

Do you mind if we start over?

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Thank youuuu!

Alright… ahem!

Hello~ Thank you for agreeing to this interview.

How are you?

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Good, good!

Now, let’s get to the good stuff – good stuff about the hot stuff - shall we? I’d like to talk about your work.

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Forget about the compliment, it’s fine, you’re imagining things.

What got you into this industry?

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Oh, really? It sounds like you had a real drive to get into it.

Was it hard, entering this profession? Or did the interviewer just see your face and decide they couldn’t pass up having someone as breath-taking as you on their payroll?

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It’s a genuine question! Did you manage to use your pretty privilege to get a job? It’s a hot topic these days, y’know!

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Ah, so it must have been your amazing wit and endless charisma that landed you the position.

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It can’t just have been your qualifications!

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I’m not saying that your intelligence wasn’t a part of it! We both know how smart you are, you’re basically the Einstein of our generation.

I’m just saying, you have so many other amazing qualities, there’s no way they didn’t consider those too!

Honestly, with all those factors in play, I’m surprised no one tried to hire you sooner.

You’re basically the most perfect human being on earth.

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What? It’s my interview, can’t I have a little casual conversation with you?

Or are you trying to deny your perfectness?

If you do that, you’re insulting my judge of character!

And you’ve said it before, I’m an excellent judge of character.

Were you lying back then?

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I knew you weren’t! So, that means I am merely laying out some well-known facts in this interview!

Another fact is that your hair looks stunning today~ did you do something new with it?

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Oh, you used a new shampoo? Is it scented? I thought I smelled something nice!

You should keep using that brand, it suits you~

Then again, you can make anything work. You’re just that type of person.

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You are! I bet if you were a model, tons of people in the fashion world would be begging for you to work with them.

Your good looks would captivate the world~!

I guess I should be grateful you aren’t a model, come to think of it.

It means I get to keep your good looks all to myself~

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Hmm? Am I leaning too close?

I thought I was this close to you from the beginning…

…You really do have really attractive features.

Your eye colour is so pretty… and your lips…

They look so soft… I wonder if you’d let me kiss them?

[speaker laughs lightly]

You’re so cute when you’re flustered~

Well, that concludes the interview!

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What? Did you forget this was a mock interview?

You need to learn to stay on task~

I need to start writing a draft for this article, so I’ll steal a kiss from you later~

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What? I only said I’ll see you later~

You really are letting your mind wander. Bye bye~