Context: As the Supervillain is preparing for his evil night on town, he gets a phone call from one of his "Arch-Nemesis" and is asked for a favor.

Tags: [M4M] [Wholesome] [Halloween] [Comfort]

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Note: This script is inspired slightly by Red Death from the Venture Bros. (I just like the idea of a villain being normal outside of work) and the funny Script idea I came up with . Hope you like it and have a wonderful day/night.

[Scene opens up with the Supervillain motivation himself in the bathroom while looking in the mirror]

***

[SFX: Water running then turning off]

"Ah, now to prepare myself."

[Looks in mirror]

"You got this, you just have to go in there and give your "Natural" charm."

[Chuckles under his breath]

"Now then, let's make this Halloween a night that they'll never for-"

[SFX: Knocking]

"Ugh! Just when I was about to prepare for an evil monologue."

[SFX: Door opening]

"Honey, you know I don't like getting interrupted while I'm preparing for evil deeds."

[She says someone is on the phone, and it's urgent]

"Someone on the phone? *Sighs* I hope it isn't "The Mint Avenger", I can't keep parleying my evil deeds."

[You wife chuckles at the superhero name]

"I know, it's a silly name. You can't blame the kid though. When you need to find a good superhero name, you can't help but "Workshop" the name."

[SFX: Picks up the phone.]

"Hello."

[It's your "Arch-nemesis" Captain Cloud Kicker]

"Oh, Captain Cloud Kicker. For a second there I thought you were the Mint Avenger."

[They laugh at the other line]

"I know, I know. It's a stupid name, but you got to at least give the kid credit. Their trying to seem like their a legitimate threat."

[They ask if your still trying to help them]

"Well, trying is the important key. I can't help it if so many "Superhero's" are too afraid to try to take me down."

[Pause]

"Anyways, what's up?"

[You ask if there is any way to cash in a favor]

"A favor? Let me guess, you want me to go out with your kid "Trick-or-Treating" this year. Am I right?"

[You say yes]

"Well, unfortunately I cannot. This major evil plan I have is specifically meant for Halloween night."

[You beg to him]

"I know I still owe you a favor it's just-"

[SFX: Beeping]

"Ah, hold on Cloud Kicker, I have someone on the other line."

[SFX: Beep]

"Hello?"

[It's the mint avenger]

"Ah, the mint avenger are you ready for-"

[They say they already have taken down a supervillain's plan]

"What? You already taken down a supervillain's plan? Who?"

[They mention the Hooded Belgium]

"*Facepalm* The Hooded Belgium...I though they were on maternity leave. Man, the U.S.V. is going to have a field day with this."

[They ask in confusion what is that?]

"Right, your still new. The U.S.V. is the Union of Supervillain's. It's not a bad union actually. It covers medical, vision, AND dental."

[They ask if superhero's have anything like that]

"Of course, there's the U.S.H. Although, since your still new and haven't fought crime for more than six months, your still in the Temp. stages."

[They understand]

"Anyways, it's fine. I know that you can't go over any limits for being new. We'll work something out. Talk to you later. Bye."

[SFX: Button pressing]

"*Facepalm* Ok, so, you wanted me to take your kids trick or treating is it?"

[You ask if something's wrong?]

"Well, The Hooded Belgium fought against the Mint Avenger."

[You ask if they aren't suppose to be on maternity leave]

"Yes, they are. I'll tell you, the Union's are going to have a "Field day" with this one. You got a rookie asking a veteran to go out and not only fight while on maternity leave, but doing so without the union's approval."

[You say yikes]

"Yeah, you said it. It's not like I wouldn't mind doing it. *Inner monologue* Why did The Hooded Belgium take the gig anyways? *Back to normal* Anyways, if I do this; were cool then right?"

[You say yes]

"Ok, just so you know; I'm giving up big plans for this."

[You ask if he wants to do anything on Christmas]

"No, no. Christmas is always a dud. Any villain who tries to foil Christmas is either really stupid or has a death wish."

[Pause]

"Remember lieutenant Loogie? Need I say more?"

[Pause]

"So, what are your little Rugrats going for this year?"

[You say one of them is going as him]

"Of course, one of your kids practically Idolize you. What about the other one? The youngest if I remember?"

[They say their going as you]

"Me? The youngest is going as me?"

[You say yes]

"Not that I mind, but why?"

[They mention that the youngest feels bad for you]

"Feeling bad for me huh? Can't say I blame them."

[They ask why?]

"Well, As far as villains are concerned; I'm not your go-to when it comes to thwarting an evil plan to "Take over the world" and so on."

[You can't argue with that]

"Anyways, I'd assume that your probably have a good reason for cashing in this favor. So, anything major that I should know about?"

[You mention your father in-law had a heart attack]

"Oh my goodness, your father in-law had a heart attack? By all means Cloud Kicker, go to him. If anything, you should of lead with that."

[You say that you were afraid of saying no]

"Listen, when It comes to the old "In-laws" routine, I know that these things take priority. I'll be right-"

[You ask if he's ok with it]

"Of course I'm ok with it. More importantly; how's Sarah taking the news?"

[Pause]

"That bad huh? Well, I can understand why you would try to cash in this favor so soon. Just so you know, I had nothing to do with it."

[You ask why he brought that up?]

"Well, for starters; he runs our family's favorite pizza place. You really think I would do that to my family like that? I'm a Supervillain, not a monster."

[You thank him again]

"Hey, at this point; you might as well just be there for Sarah. I know you would probably do the same for me."

[You say he's a true friend]

"Now don't say thing's you'll regret Cloud Kicker. Calling me your friend comes with a lot of baggage."

[You say you know.]

"Ok then, give my regards to Sarah. I'll see you later."

[SFX: Click]

"*Sigh* Man, that turned out dark."

[SFX: Knocking on door and opening]

"Honey, I'm going to have to cancel my evil deed for tonight."

[She asks why?]

"Cloud Kicker's Father in-law had a heart attack."

[She gasps]

"I'm going to take his kid's out to go Trick-or-treating. Did you need anything out?"

[She asks if the in law is ok?]

"I didn't want to bother him too much. He seemed kind of shaken up. I'll ask him the next phone call."

[She understands]

"Oh well, there's always next Halloween."

[He takes off his cape and puts on his coat]

"Might as well as have a little fun with those "Rugrats" of his."

[You walk out the door only to come back in]

"Mind if I take the family car?"

[She nods]

"Thank you honey."

[You shut the door again as it fades to black]

[To be continued...?]

Side Note: Part 2 in the works...