*** = listener speaking

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[speaker sighs in relief]

See? I told you they wouldn’t want to be around you.

You treat them so horribly, yet you expect them to stay by your side no matter what.

Has it never occurred to you that the reason you’re always alone is that you’re such a bi- hey!

You can’t just try to grab them!

It’s okay, hun, I won’t let her take you anywhere you don’t want to go.

I said, let them go!

[speaker pushes Bully away and runs away with listener]

Just keep a hold of my hand, okay, hun?

I’m sure I know the campus a lot better than that idiot – I’ll get us out of here in no time.

[speaker laughs]

It’s a bit like a chase in a movie, isn’t it?

Only the person chasing us is a pretty sorry excuse of a villain…

Oh well! Let’s pretend she’s an actual threat! Run!!

[speaker and listener continue to run; the chase ends with them entering a café]

[speaker pants for air]

O-Oh, wow, I haven’t run like that in a while…

I really need to start exercising again, huh?

[speaker laughs]

Oh, well. That’s a thought for another day.

Excuse me! Can we have a table for 2, please?

Thank you very much!

[listener and speaker follow a waitress to a table]

This is a nice spot! Right by the window so we can people-watch.

And also make sure no idiots are still after us…

Speaking of which - are you okay, hun? You’re not too frazzled, right?

***

I’m glad… I might have gone back to give them a piece of my mind if they’d truly upset you.

[speaker laughs]

Don’t worry, I’m kidding. No need to pull that face.

I wouldn’t make you worry about me like that.

But you should have a little more faith in me! I may not be a good runner, but I’ve taken self-defence classes.

I’m sure I could hold up enough of a fight against that bully so someone could see and suspend her.

***

Relax, I wouldn’t get in trouble.

I told you before, remember? I’m on good terms with all the teachers.

They’d take my word over hers.

…I know some people might see it as an unjust power, but if I have it, I may as well use it, right?

It would be a waste not to!

Besides, I’d be using it to protect you. What greater use for that power could there be?

***

[speaker laughs]

No need to get so flustered now!

You’re jumping around all your emotions, aren’t you?

You’re so cute sometimes~

Oh, wait, sorry, you asked me to stop complimenting you randomly, didn’t you?

Sorry! You’re just so cute I couldn’t help myself, hun!

But I’ll make sure not to say it anymore!

…Unless you change your mind and let me.

[speaker laughs]

Have you decided what you want, by the way?

***

Yeah, I’m having a hard time picking too!

I come here a lot, but every item on the menu taste waaaaay too good!

I won’t lie, one time I went without eating the whole day just so I could order one of everything on the menu and finish it all!

I don’t really recommend that, though – I was stuck in bed the next day with a stomach ache from all the sugar!

But if you do want to order more than one thing hun, I won’t stop you~

You’re sweeter than anything on the menu, so you probably won’t suffer from a sugar overdose~

***

[speaker laughs]

Sorry, hun. But I did only say I wouldn’t call you cute, not stop complimenting you~

But I’ll stop now. …I really will! Don’t give me that look!

Honestly, hun, have a little faith in me!

I know I didn’t keep the promise before, but I’ll at least wait until tomorrow!

[speaker laughs]

I think I know what I want now… other than you, obviously.

I’ll get the cream cake. What do you want, hun?

***

That’s a good one too!

***

Oh, no, we don’t have to go up to order!

The neat thing about this café is that you just have to order on this little tablet right here~ like a conveyor sushi place!

Just select whatever you want to eat and drink, then I’ll do the same and pay for it.

Then the food will be out in no time flat!

***

Yeah, just like that. And… all paid for!

Now we just have to wait for the waitress to bring it over~ it shouldn’t take too long!

…In the meantime…

Hun, do you mind if we talk about… her?

I know I moved on from it earlier, but I want to get a better understanding of why you let her push you around like that.

That kind of relationship isn’t healthy, you know hun? She’s a bully. You shouldn’t be giving her the time of day.

***

You’ve known each other since you were kids? …And your parents are still friends…

I’m guessing you don’t tell your parents because of that?

***

That is an… unfortunate situation...

I can’t just threaten her off like the last bully, then.

I’ll have to think outside of the box instead.

***

Of course I’m going to do something!

I’m not just going to let her push you around like that.

You can’t do anything because you’re worried about your parents, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to sit on the sidelines and do nothing.

I hate seeing you looking like that, hun. You look like you’ve been backed into a corner and are too scared to get out…

So let me help you out, okay?

Even if it’s a bad place, I’m in that corner with you.

***

Trust me, if I didn’t want to, I wouldn’t. And because I want to, you can’t stop me~

***

You don’t have to thank me for that, hun. …Instead, you can thank me for bringing you out, because the food’s here~!

Thank you, miss.

***

Ah, yours really does look so good!

I’m starting to wish I ordered some of it, too.

But this cream cake is really nice too~

Do you want some? Say ahhhh~

***

It’s really good, right?

Mhm! Can I try some of yours too, hun?

Haha, sorry if I’m a little pushy.

***

Thank you!

Ahhh~

***

Mmmmm! So good!

I love this almost as much as I love you!

***

[speaker laughs]

What? It’s the truth, hun~

***

I wonder~ Do I mean it in a friend way? Or a romantic way?

I’ll let you figure that out yourself, hun~

Either way, let’s come to this café together again, okay?