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Description: As great as the inventions are, it's the woman behind them that really caught your gaze.
[START]
Sound of the listener entering the shop.
Scientist: "Welcome to the shop of tomorrow, what can I get you??"
Scientist: "Oh hey, welcome back!"
Scientist: "How's the vacuum doing?"
Scientist: "See, I told you it could clean the ceiling, should've trusted me."
Scientist: "Oh, uh...that's normal, they just like to stay on the ceiling for a while."
Scientist: "Yeah it'll come down whenever you need it next."
Scientist: "And the toaster?"
Scientist: "Ah, the turbo button was a great idea right?"
Scientist: "Mhm, now you can have instant breakfast like in a sci-fi movie."
Scientist: "So, are you looking for something specific or do you just want to browse?"
Scientist: "Of course, I've been working on some new stuff, what kind of question is that?"
Scientist: "Come and I can show you."
Scientist: "This is a prototype for the next version of my vacuum."
Scientist: "It now has a lawn mower function!"
Scientist: "You'll think it'll have blades but nope, I've fitted a stronger motor in it, so strong that it'll be able to suck the grass right out of the ground!"
Scientist: "In testing it more than excelled at its job, it got rid of the grass...and the ground underneath.."
Scientist: "Eh, don't worry about it, I'll simply have to downrate the motor and it'll be complete."
Scientist: "Hmm??"
Scientist: "D-Don't touch that!!"
Scientist: "No that's not a new build, it's old and dysfunctional."
Scientist: "I'm gonna dismantle it for parts."
Scientist: "Now this will blow you away, a true breakthrough I tell you."
Scientist: "This is a-"
Scientist: Gets shocked by the device.
Scientist: "This-"
Scientist: Gets shocked by the device.
Scientist: "Heh, I'm fine don't worry."
Scientist: "This is a drink mixer, but not just an ordinary drink mixer!"
Scientist: "It can mix you a drink based on your current mood."
Scientist: "All I have to do is simply press one of my fingers down on this small pad here and let it scan my mood."
Scientist: "Hmm, it just...takes a bit is all..."
Scientist: "It takes the ingredients from these I connected to it under the table, see?"
Scientist: "We can check back with it later, I'm sure the drink will taste great."
Scientist: Clears throat.
Scientist: "Now this one, ohhh, this one was a lot of fun to build!"
Scientist: "Tada!! my super glasses!"
Scientist: "They can project any and everything into your view, and they also have got an extra projector built-in so that the user can show what they are looking at to other people."
Scientist: "That's a great question, but I thought of that."
Scientist: "The glasses can adjust themselves, so if the user wants them to be sunglasses or to tint a certain color then that can happen."
Scientist: "Yep, they can also adjust to different strengths, whatever the user needs."
Scientist: "Do you wanna try them out?"
Scientist: "Here."
Scientist: "Now hold down the small button on the right."
Scientist: "And? what do you think?"
Scientist: "Really!"
Scientist: "I'm so happy to hear that!!"
Scientist: "If you want you can have them."
Scientist: "No no, it's alright."
Scientist: "I was going to make a bunch of them anyway."
Scientist: "Mhm."
Scientist: "No it's my treat, you don't have to pay a penny."
Scientist: "You've been a loyal customer for a while now, buying a bunch of stuff."
Scientist: "This is the least I can do after all the support you've given me."
Scientist: "It's true though, you are my biggest supporter by miles."
Scientist: "R-Really?"
Scientist: "You've got something? for me?"
Scientist: "Close my eyes, got it."
Scientist: "Oh, it's really heavy."
Scientist: "Can I open my eyes now?"
Scientist: Fumbles with her words, trying to get something out.
Scientist: "Wow..."
Scientist: "You made this?"
Scientist: "It's amazing!"
Scientist: "Yeah, and so pretty!"
Scientist: "Nobody has ever painted something for me."
Scientist: "Other side?"
Scientist: "Wha-"
Scientist: "You are soo sweet."
Scientist: "Yes, I will go on a date with you."
Scientist: "I would've said yes even without the painting but wow, you really went above and beyond."
Scientist: "Come here."
Sound of her pulling the listener into a tight hug.
Scientist: Laughs. "So this is why you came around so often huh?"
Scientist: "And all this time I thought you were wowed by my inventions."
Scientist: "I'm just messing with you."
Scientist: "I'm gonna put this up in my living room."
Scientist: "Mhm."
Scientist: "Now, when would you like to go on that date?"
Scientist: "Friday sounds good."
Scientist: "I know that place, I've never been in there but I go past it a lot."
Scientist: "No that sounds great, coffee and biscuits are more than enough."
Scientist: "Could you give me your number then?"
Sound of her getting the listener's phone and typing it in.
Scientist: "There."
Scientist: Gasps.
Scientist: "That's the drink mixer, I guess it's making it now."
Scientist: "I think it's making the...love drink."
Scientist: Flustered laugh.
Scientist: "Sorry about that."
Scientist: "It's getting kinda late now so I won't keep you for any longer, but can we maybe text later?"
Scientist: "Awesome."
Scientist: "Oh and by the way, you look really cute with those glasses."
Scientist: Giggles.
Sound of the listener leaving the store.
Scientist: "That really happened, that really happened just now!"
Scientist: Excited noises.
Scientist: "I need to sit down and have a drink."
Scientist: "Mmm, wow, the love drink is great."
Scientist: Happy sigh. "A date...I'm going on a date with them."
Scientist: "Oh I can't wait."
Scientist: "This is gonna be great."
Audio slowly fades out as she makes more excited noises.
[END]
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